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School is very funny. Tell me about school. You got my people, but you can't get my heart.

1.? The school has started. Although I am not at school, I will miss you. Students should study hard! Don't forget me.

2.? School, you can get my people but not my heart.

3.? I want to be friends with the first person who talks to me at the beginning of school.

4.? School starts again. I hate going to school. It's no use to me. I'm tired of school, but why not? Really annoying?

5.? Pupils don't understand friendship and are too naive. High school students have no time to talk about friendship and are too busy with their homework. College students' friendship is so hypocritical that only friends they know in junior high school can last a lifetime.

6.? School begins! I'm going into a boring life again, huh? ! But for some reason, I like it here and remember her ~ little slacker!

7.? It is said that children who don't want to start school are good children, which proves that they have no partners at school.

8.? At the beginning of school, my classmates didn't know each other, and they often regarded Zhang San as Li Si.

9.? I haven't studied for a long time, and even hesitate to read, even if I am moved.

10.? Whenever school starts, the teacher always says? School is our home? . As soon as I'm late, the teacher says? Do you think school is your home?

1 1.? Let's break up, Mr. Summer vacation. Don't ask me why, because the cruel and overbearing Mr. Xue Kai wants to be nice to me.

12.? The sentence that everyone just started school must be:? I must study hard this semester? .

13.? Why not be scolded by the teacher for not being serious in class, and why not scold him for not coming to class?

14.? When you are hurt, I will always be by your side.

15.? Flip a coin, head to the internet, tail to sleep, stand up for class.

16.? Oh, school starts tomorrow. /kloc-friends in class 0/0. ..... Imagine meeting tomorrow? oh There will be a lot of hugs ... I miss you.

17.? School starts again. I hate going to school. It's no use to me. I'm tired of school, but why not? Really annoying?

18.? How much did it cost now? The first month of school must be a big spender, right? It's killing me

19.? It's time to work hard when school starts, but how many points you can get and how much progress you can make are still unknown.

20.? School begins! Friends, we can play together now! Think how happy we used to be together! ~~~~

2 1.? It turns out that there is no favorite person at school, and there is really no motivation to go to school.

22.? My breath hurts when I start school. It lives in every corner of my body. It hurts to get a haircut, wear a school uniform and even see a teacher.

23.? The world is really small, so we met. The world is so big, it's hard to see you again without you.

24.? If it is really polluted, will our school be delayed because there is no water? Haha?

25.? One day Daxiong grew up, Doraemon could no longer hold Daxiong's hand. We lost too much when we grew up?

26.? School is about to start, and now reading textbooks is like this? What is this?

27.? School begins! Friends, we can play together now! Think how happy we used to be together!

28.? School taught me what is the temptation to go home.

29.? If it is really polluted, will our school be delayed because there is no water? Haha?

30.? School begins, you should study hard and stop fooling around. Do you know why Shmokcupid shot him in the heart? Because we need to know that loving someone is painful?

3 1.? Whenever school starts, the teacher always says? School is our home? As soon as I'm late, the teacher says? Do you think school is your home?