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Copywriter who doesn't want to get up

Copywriting that doesn't want to get up (selected 60 sentences) 1. If you are uncomfortable, hide under the bed. At least the bed is warm. 2. Sleep these two days. I tried to hide under the covers. I realized that I was not worth the phone bill. A person has no confidence and doesn't want to get up the next day. It's cold, please keep warm! I stayed last night, but I still didn't mean to stop. It's very cold, I don't want to get up! It's too cold. I don't want to go to work. I have to go to work every day in such cold weather. I just don't want to get up. 6. I don't want to get up when it's cold, but I want to lie in bed when I get up and eat. 7. It's cold, and it's the season when I don't want to get up. People who can only get up after the alarm clock rings three times. 8. I don't want to get up because the quilt is sick and needs someone to take care of it. 9. The weather is very cold. I don't want to get up every morning because I don't know what to wear. 10. After winter, the world is divided into two parts, the part under the bed and the part outside the bed. 1 1. It's a horrible world outside the bed. 12. I won't get up early until the earth restarts. 13. People who can get up before eight o'clock in winter are forced by life. 14. I fell in love with my bed, but the alarm clock was jealous and insisted on separating us. 15. It was so hot a few days ago that I couldn't sleep without blowing the fan. I don't want to get up when it's cold. 16. Sleeping in bed is the best respect for the quilt. 17. As an alarm clock, ringing is actually the most effective way to get up. 18. It's really winter. The sounder you sleep in the morning, the less you can get up. Well, being late is a habit. 19. Since I set my alarm clock to restless, I have been rolling and crawling every day. 20. I finally know why I have so much white hair, which is caused by excessive use of my brain when I get up. 2 1. Actually, I don't want to bother you. Actually, I want to talk to you. I really can't stand it any longer. If I don't speak, I'm afraid I'll die, so today I finally got up the courage: get up! 22. Staying up late is because you don't have the courage to end the day, and staying in bed is because you don't have the courage to start the day. 23. The first sentence of getting up every day, sleep for five minutes. 24. I don't want to get up for work. 25. Wobeijun, please leave me alone! 26. The thought of a pile of homework makes me want to die under the covers and never wake up. 27. I don't think about it in the morning, which is not bad for me. I stay in bed. 28. Time, can you wait for me to get up? It's almost used up. Okay? 29. My body has left the bed and my soul is still asleep. 30. Nothing can go in or out in this life except the bed. 3 1. The favorite thing in winter, besides eating hot pot, is the bed. 32. I have an impulse to take a nap as soon as I get up in the morning. As soon as I get up every morning, I have an impulse to take a nap. 34. Winter is a season of getting up by perseverance and taking a bath by courage. 35. It is really perseverance in bathing, endurance in washing, and explosiveness in getting up. 36. Since I set my alarm clock to restless, I get up and roll around every day. 37. From pajamas to school uniform pants, from brushing the screen to reciting the text, from full WiFi to the whole course, from going to bed in the early morning to getting up at six o'clock, that's right! School is about to start! Getting up in winter is an unprecedented challenge for me. 39. As soon as I get up every morning, I have an impulse to take a nap. 40. Early in the morning, my mother came to my room and shouted: There is a girl looking for me outside! So I put on my clothes at once? The more you think about it, the more wrong it is! This is the latest wake-up call! 4 1. It took 26 minutes to get up this time, and you have defeated 55% of the students in the country. The other two people in the dormitory can't get up this time and are starting over. 42. During the summer vacation, I was scolded four times a day at home: I don't get up in the morning, I surf the Internet when I get up, I don't want to eat, and I don't sleep at night. 43. There are always 360 days in a year when I don't want to grow up. There are always 30 days in a month when I don't want to go to work; I don't want to get up seven days a week. 44. I woke up in the morning thinking that I had grown taller overnight, only to find that the quilt was covered. 45. The copy that doesn't want to get up is funny. 46. Do I have to watch it when I get up every morning? Forbes? Rich list, if my name is not on it, I will go to work. 47. The weather is very cold. Now I have to perform with my beloved quilt when I get up every morning. What is the drama of love between my heart and my body? Monday, I don't want to get up! ! ! 48. I don't want to get up. I want to sleep until the seas run dry and the rocks crumble. 49. The weather is very cold. I don't want to get up and go to work every day. I just want to stay at home and buy some at buy buy. 50. Get up in the morning and look at each other with your eyes to see if you are fat in the mirror. Wow! The spirit is really cool, and I have lost a few pounds. It's good. Only in this way can there be hope. I play music so loudly that I can't stop, like Niu Wangmo. 5 1. It's too cold outside. I don't want to get up. Only the thickest down jacket can be wrapped today! ! ! Why is it getting colder every day? 52. People who can get up before eight o'clock in winter are forced by life. 53. I don't want to get up when it's cold, but I want to lie in bed when I get up and eat. 54. It's cold, and I especially don't want to get up in the morning. The baby stays in bed with me, too. I like his dependence on my bed, but I don't like taking him to hide in the cold. I am a lazy mother! 55. Early in the morning, my mother came to my room and shouted: There is a girl looking for me outside! So I put on my clothes at once? The more you think about it, the more wrong it is! This is the latest wake-up call! 56. It was so hot the other day that I couldn't sleep without blowing the fan. I have caught a cold these days and don't want to get up. 57. Actually, I don't want to bother you. Actually, I want to talk to you. I really can't stand it any longer. If I don't speak, I'm afraid I'll die, so today I finally got up the courage: get up! 58. As soon as I get up every morning, I have an impulse to take a nap. 59. There are always 360 days in a year when I don't want to grow up. There are always 30 days in a month when I don't want to go to work; I don't want to get up seven days a week. 60. I'm always insomnia recently, and I wake up every 16 hours? Families with difficulty getting up.