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Would you like some sentences to curse your parents?

You are

an incompletely evolved life form, a genetically mutated alien,

a kindergarten-level high school student, a frog head born with Mongolian syndrome,

The abandoned baby of the Everest Snowman, the murderer of the clogged septic tank,

The descendant of Africans who had black blood, the chimpanzee with an imbalance of yin and yang,

The hippopotamus crushed by Noah's Ark, the new volcanic vent,

The super shameless loudspeaker, the shame of the Eskimos,

The superorganism that survives with cockroaches, A semi-plant with decayed vitality,

A stinky garbage man, the source of the term "spit",

A dinosaur that degenerates three times a day, the strongest waste material in human history,

The old washing machine that God accidentally dropped, the brainless creature that can think,

The scourge that ruins the reputation of our fellow Asians, the descendants of our ancestors who are humiliated by it,

Thousands of years of humus, primitive species that scientists dare not study,

Sedimentary raw materials with 10 times the concentration of petroleum, a disfigured Ronald McDonald,

Abominable people like you Guy:

You can only act like a dungster in a TV series.

You can’t compare to the chewing gum that was spilled by a dog on the roadside.

Even Ruhua is handsome like you. More than 10 times,

To find a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth,

If you want to commit suicide, someone will only advise you not to leave a body to avoid polluting the environment,

 Even the Amoeba protozoa cannot survive on the keyboard you have touched.

The spittle spewed out is more deadly than SARS.

If you pretend to be cute, you can instantly solve the problem of population expansion. Question,

If you want to be cool and handsome, humans will have to use asexual reproduction,

Idiots can be your teachers, and even mentally retarded people can teach you to speak human language,

The ozone layer will break as soon as you raise your head

The purpose of immigrating to Mars is to leave you,

If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants around the world can be shut down,

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If you go to war, bullets and missiles will not be able to help but fly towards you.

Grenades will explode when they see you.

Others will have to fly a plane to hit the twin stars. As long as you skydive, you will have the same power.

All the famous places you have been to will become monuments, and the monuments you have been to will become history.

Only 18 people have never done anything good in their lives. Knowing you, even throwing it into the sun is not environmentally friendly.

Anyway, one sentence: Don’t let me see you again. If I see you,

I will definitely destroy you. !