Tell me the most shocking thing.

1. When I took the history test, I had a heavy feeling inexplicably, because I was about to change history.

2. Women are books and men are pigs. Never expect pigs to read.

In the workplace, like Conan, you should have a domineering attitude of letting others die wherever you go.

4. My love for you is like peeing in the middle, and I can't hold it.

Give me a fulcrum, and I can pry your girlfriend away.

6. I heard that zombies only eat brains. Are you sure? Then you are safe.

7. If you are in a bad mood, go to the supermarket, shake the coke, pound the rice jar, break off Dove and pinch Master Kong.

8. Don't fire me because I have a caller ID.

9. I have finished half of my goal of becoming a local tyrant. At present, I am very rustic.

10. My biggest weakness is money.

1 1. My father expressed his views on my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong was ill.

12. Knowledge is like underwear, which is invisible but important.

13. Sometimes I feel ugly. When I took out my ID card, I found it worrying.

14. Some people are as smart as the weather and changeable; Some people are as stupid as the weather forecast, and they can't tell when the weather changes.

15. I always thought the air was free until I bought a bag of potato chips.

Knowledge is like underwear, invisible, but important.

1. Those silly girls who only want to pay in their feelings and don't ask for anything in return often get what they want, but they don't get anything in return.

2. Look at people you don't like, learn to settle your inner dissatisfaction, look at people you like, and learn to hide your inner emotions.

I always believe that a person can live simply and simply, and must be guarded by countless people around him at a greater cost.

It is not a sudden decision for anyone to leave you. My heart is getting cold, the leaves are turning yellow, and the story slowly ends. And love, because of too much disappointment, becomes not love.

When two people get along for a long time, it is inevitable that they will complain that you have changed. In fact, we haven't changed, we are just getting closer and closer to each other.

6. I feel that after meeting you, I have become so stuffy. I want to go shopping hand in hand, eat popcorn and watch movies, and sit on the sofa drinking and chatting like a family. But I wasn't like this before. I always thought I was a wild horse.

There are too many pains and misfortunes in life because you want to live like others, not like yourself.

8. I never knew what sadness meant before, thinking that crying my eyes out is the saddest thing. Later, I learned that sadness means that you will still smile when you look at him. You will be gentle and your heart will be soft, but your heart will be clearer than before. You can't and shouldn't get close to the person in front of you, even if you want to hug him at any time, even if he frowns, you feel so distressed.

9. We are all like children, fooling around because of dependence; Politeness is because of strangeness. Take the initiative because you care. I don't contact because I feel redundant.

10. Being superior to others is not noble, but being truly noble should be superior to yourself in the past. Don't rush to say that there is no choice, maybe you will meet hope at the next intersection.

1 1. Someone asked me if I should pay if I can't see a clear future. I can only say that not every effort is for the pursuit of results. Sometimes on the way of giving, all you can gain is to clearly see what you want or don't want, which is not a valuable result. Fate will be kind to gentle and affectionate people, better than a cold heart.

12. The best feeling is: fearless. Not afraid of losing, flattering, doubting love, being invisible, hiding, the future, external interference, and suppressing compromise. Without fear, you can fully accept the pay, and love will only accumulate under safe relaxation. He can be him, you or you. You are absolutely safe together.

13. I still want to take the initiative to contact you, but enthusiasm is very fragile after all. I have been ignored several times and don't want to mention it again.

14. Why should people work hard all their lives? Because the most painful thing is not failure, but I could have.

15. If you still love someone, there is nothing you can do.

People will become three times as old. The first time is to find that you are not the center of the world. The second time was when I found that no matter how hard I tried, there were still some things I couldn't do. The third time is when I know that some things may be beyond my power, but I will try my best to fight for them.

17. A sentence that has shot countless people in the knee: intermittent complacency, continuous mixed eating and waiting for death.

18. No matter how bad things happened today, you shouldn't feel sad. Life is not long. Before going to bed every night, forgive everyone and everything.

19. No one is perfect, and happiness is not 100%. It is a kind of maturity to know that you can't have so much at once, and you don't have so many rights. Otherwise, you will not only suffer, but also embarrass the other party. People always don't have so much happiness in happy moments, and they feel quite happy without it.

20. The shallowest relationship is that if you make a mistake, he will forget all your goodness.

Sad woman said that super underwear is knowledge, but invisibility is very important.

Our chat records are full of shameless remarks.

I said I would never cry, but I still couldn't hide my tears.

The once love, the scars left behind, can't be healed for a lifetime.

Being in a daze has become a habit. Ask your heart what you are expecting.

We are all so lazy that we don't even say hello.

Time tells you what aging is, and memory tells you what naivety is.

Underwear is knowledge, invisible but important.

If you cross the swamp and see a wasteland, please turn around or step in to see my dream.

Gradually, gradually, some people become cheap ~

What you can't hide is the look in your eyes that you don't love people.

Always forgive what you take away, spend every day with a smile, and the pain will get better with time.

I want to know whose name I will hysterically call when I am drunk and alone in the street.

Picking up the fragments of memory, but also stabbing hands piecemeal.

We have all been moved to tears by each other, and we have all been lonely and heartbroken by each other.

Love, injury, pain, divorce, this is love!

Heartache, broken dreams, ending, tears drying up, is this the love we want?

I'm not afraid of waiting and pain, but I'm afraid I won't wake up without the ending I want.

Obviously, he approached me first, but in the end, I couldn't stand it.

Now I realize that my love is superfluous to you.

Time has pieced us together and torn us alive.

I can't forget you because you are a scar in my heart forever.

What you think you have completely forgotten has always been hidden in your heart.

If we just meet and can't stay, it's better not to meet.

Have you ever felt the same way about losing your lover?

I always thought we would be together, but I think we are coming to an end!

Your face is still in my heart, I miss it so much.

A friend is someone you scold a hundred times a day and don't allow others to scold you.

I hate maturity, and I don't want you to watch me cry, but smiling beautifully is like drinking snow in winter.

Love doesn't have that many excuses. If it is not perfect, it can only show that love is not enough.

Missing someone is like taking drugs constantly, an addiction that you can't quit.

It is interesting that you are too timid to disturb.

Philosophical classics say: knowledge is like underwear. It's invisible, but it's crucial

1. Watermelon's heart is the sweetest, lemon's heart and sour peach's heart are the hardest, but my heart is the coolest.

No matter how beautiful the scenery is in the world, it is better to go back to your hometown.

3. No matter how good the screen name is, it will also be lost to remarks; No matter how good feelings are, they will lose time.

4. Youth is meeting seven selves. A bright, sad, gorgeous, an adventure, a stubborn, a soft, the last one is growing.

I hate any betrayal, no matter who it is, in any form, for any reason.

6. The crowd looked for her for thousands of Baidu. Looking back and smiling, that person turned a deaf ear to me.

7. I am convinced that someone will come to this world to suffer from me.

8. Can you hug me suddenly and say "But I need you" when I say "Go away, I don't need you"?

9. A person always feels lonely when eating, but not when eating snacks.

10. Women like bad men and don't like bad men.

1 1. Youth is like toilet paper. I felt a lot when I used it, but it was gone after I used it.

12. When you can't make a decision, let time help you decide. If you still can't decide, then start. I would rather make a mistake than leave a regret.

13. "Romance" is a beautiful evening dress, but you can't wear it all day.

14. Sometimes I feel that the chance of meeting true love is smaller than the chance of meeting a ghost!

15. Some people are hypocritical to hurt others, while others are hypocritical to avoid harm.