Joke Collection Website - Talk about mood - Girl's little secret
Girl's little secret
The little secret of girls, boys and girls are born as different groups, and naturally have different views on some things. When you find the girls around you have these behaviors, you should understand what they are thinking. Let's look at the girl's little secret.
Girls' little secret 1 1, girls who love coquetry are actually very strong and secure inside.
Because I know that I am cute and charming, and I know that I am spoiled and cowardly, I often get positive feedback before I dare to spoil it.
It is natural for girls to be emotional. They are always easily moved by small things, and can't help but sweet talk or chat late into the night.
Even if you insist that you are a rationalist. So if you don't like her, don't tease her, don't be ambiguous, don't chat with her in the middle of the night, just keep your distance.
The subtext of what you are doing is not necessarily that I miss you, but that it may be boring.
I really don't mind many times, including saying that I don't mind you playing games all night, including saying that your ex-girlfriend is Bai Fumei. Really not so melodramatic.
4. The girls mentioned above will have a report card belonging to you in their hearts.
I don't usually say anything, but I know it in my heart. Deduct points until you fail, and you will be given a good friend card.
If you don't know what gift to give, pay for it.
Girls don't think you are not romantic, but metropolis is very happy.
6. But money is really not that important, and so is face.
Many girls announced that they would marry Gao Fushuai, but in the end they fell in love with a lovely fat man.
7. Girls will solve their own physiological needs.
Actually, I watch island action movies, but girls watch them secretly.
8. Girls are also suffering from drought, drought and waterlogging.
A large number of spare tires that are inexhaustible but will not turn positive for life, and a large number of spare tires really don't even know how to raise them.
9. Girls often don't want a spare tire.
Most of them are violent incidents. After being lovelorn, the attitude towards feelings became less devoted. If you look good and enjoy being loved, you will have the so-called spare tire. Most ugly people have become rotten women.
10, girls complain to you that they have gained weight recently and their skin is not good recently. When dark circles are heavy recently, just praise them.
She doesn't want you to analyze the reasons, just want to be comforted and say that she loves her, not to mention that you are beautiful anyway.
1 1. Sometimes girls' rooms are more messy than boys' because there are too many things.
But most of them are messy and not dirty. If you can't stand it, buy a sorting box, a cosmetics storage box and a wardrobe hanger to tidy it up.
12, not all girls are "typical" girls.
For example, not all girls like plush toys, pink, cats and dogs, and love is blind and too emotional.
13, girls in love like to let boys take the initiative, but not male chauvinism.
Take the initiative to care about greetings "good morning, good night, have you eaten?" What are you doing? Thank you, I love you ". Don't decide what to eat, such as "I like spicy food, but I can't eat seafood. How about XX?"
14, girls often discuss various trivial matters about love with their girlfriends.
Don't be surprised that her best friend will know all kinds of embarrassing shortcomings and 18+ content. . . BTW, girls mind that their boyfriends are too close to their girlfriends. Her best friend hates you, you are in trouble, her best friend likes you, and you are in bigger trouble. Keep a distance from her best friend.
15, if girls like you and care about you, you don't have to know so many girls' preferences and secrets.
Really like you, don't need too many taboos, if there is, she will patiently communicate and negotiate with you. Girls don't like you very much, and it's no use learning more. Everyone has different bottom lines and principles, and any violation of one of them may be hacked.
16, girls who love flirting are generally not as goddess as you think.
The real goddess generally doesn't tease boys to keep spare tires casually, because there are too many boys around to show their love to her, and she also knows that it is easy to get a man who is nice to her, so she is more cautious when dealing with boys and avoids unnecessary troubles.
17, girls in love know more routines than boys.
Women's sensitive observation ability is much higher than that of men, and they can detect small details such as their boyfriends' psychological habits. She knows in her heart how much you like her and when you began to want to alienate her. So many times when boys break up, girls look pathetic and try their best to make you feel sorry for her. Of course, when she really knows that you no longer love her and will no longer pay attention to her, she will also give up.
18, girls tend to mature faster than boys after breaking up.
Although girls will be blind and irrational when they fall in love with someone, they will put their sadness on the table after breaking up. But after that, you will become stronger and think more comprehensively. For example, after breaking up, it is usually the man who puts forward more.
19, the true friendship between girls is only when there is no competition between them.
Girls are psychologically sensitive, and after a short contact, they can feel who is worthy of being her opponent. Appreciating this kind of thing with each other is hard to occupy much position in girls' hearts.
20, not as long as possible, everything has a just right point.
You think you're persistent and powerful. It seems awesome. Girls may get bored. You do it almost once (I mean once), you have to play with flowers for an hour or two, you have to pretend to be awesome, and you have to match the frequency of barking and facial expressions. It's not interesting at all. Control time.
The secret of girls 2 1. The girl suddenly takes selfies frequently, probably because she has someone she likes.
When a girl buys a new dress or bag and asks how you are, she is waiting for you to praise her.
The girl suddenly reached into her collar, not touching her chest, but touching the bra strap.
4. The girl with long shawl hair suddenly burst her head or wore a hat, mostly because she didn't wash her hair.
Girls will be excited for a long time after receiving the news from the male god, and then they will force themselves to be indifferent and calm. Q: What is it?
6. Two girls walk together. One of them suddenly rushed to the front, and he must have shown the other one if he had a side leak during menstruation.
7, talk about or friends circle sent and deleted, not because it was wrong, but because the people she cared about did not give her praise.
8. The girl told you that I'll come right away after I tidy up. This "right away" is about half an hour.
9. The goddess who once secretly loved you suddenly took the initiative to add you to WeChat. Don't get too excited. She may have done WeChat business.
10, when dating, the girl said that she had a bag when she went to the toilet because she had to put on makeup.
1 1. The girl suddenly took her mobile phone seriously after taking photos. She must be in the picture. Please don't disturb her, or the consequences will be more serious.
The secret of girls 3 1. When girls take a shower, many like to pee standing up.
Bras will always occupy a considerable part of girls' expenses and have to be spent.
3. Most girls fantasize about being pressed against the wall or bed by their boyfriends, but they struggle desperately, and finally the resistance is invalid, and boyfriends do whatever they want.
In summer, girls are more affected by hot weather than boys. It's 37 or 8 degrees in summer. They put their hair around their necks, wear thick bras and sanitary napkins ... so, boys, please take care of your girlfriend.
Most girls like to entertain themselves with something in their hands when they are in college, usually mobile phones, reading mobile newspapers, browsing the web, etc. In short, they don't just focus on shit. ...
6. Boys will never bring girls the pleasure of shopping, and they will never feel it.
7. It is difficult for girls to go to bed for the first time, but it will become easier and more eager in the future, while boys are the opposite.
8. Girls will be infected no matter how much they pay attention to the hygiene of private parts. Due to the particularity of anatomical location, this part is destined to be easily invaded by the outside world. Therefore, there is always a bottle of Fuyanjie Jieeryin in girls' toiletries.
9. When girls go to college, they basically don't focus on reading, but on fashion. Boyfriends, shopping, spending ... In short, when you go to college, most men always feel that college girls are becoming more and more like ladies. ...
10, most girls like to go to a divination booth outside the school on the eve of graduation, with only two contents, men and work.
1 1, some girls are very sexy and have potential violent abnormal thoughts. Many girls fantasize about tying a man up, gagging him and doing whatever they want.
12, girls always have endless yearning for snacks, which boys can't understand.
13, girls are never immune to romance and surprises.
14, girls sometimes have a strong sixth sense, so if you are not good at lying, you'd better tell the truth and don't lie to your girlfriend.
15. Some girls' gynecological diseases stem from the incorrect method of wiping their bottoms.
16, the foot odor of girls is not worse than that of boys.
17, after the conflict between girls, they ignored each other. Instead of as many as boys, they will become good friends and brothers.
18, girls should not use sanitary napkins to pad their bottoms during menstruation. About ten days after the first menstrual period, they will use something called a pad.
19, it is not necessarily the first time for a girl to bleed, and it is not necessarily the first time to bleed.
20. The topic between girls can never be separated from gossip, food, clothes and men.
2 1, girls are emotional animals, so don't try to explain reason to them, they are not reasonable animals themselves.
22. Most girls will not live a good life when they study for a doctorate, and some will even be miserable.
23. In girls' eyes, what boys think is tempting, such as leggings, feet pants and black silk, is just a pair of autumn pants or woolen pants with different thicknesses and good elasticity, which has nothing to do with the so-called temptation.
24. The girl asks you, am I fat? You will say, no, I don't think you are fat at all. Or you will be miserable. The subtext of the girl asking this sentence is that I am not fat at all.
25. Every month, girls spend a lot of money during menstruation, ranging from a long daily night without side leakage to accidentally soiling clothes or washing pants or sheets. Therefore, it is really not easy for girls.
26. Many boys think that judging a person by his appearance is the attitude of boys to girls, not the way girls evaluate boys. In fact, girls pay more attention to whether a boy is handsome or not. He is 1.8 meters tall and laughs like Park Youchun. Although they often say that I don't associate with xx because of his appearance. ...
27. Not all girls wash their bottoms and change what's inside every night, and some don't wash or change.
28. Girls wash their bottoms with clear water or light salt water without any lotion or soap. No, and when they wash their bottoms, they wash their sisters first, and then their eyes.
29. Many girls think it is natural that they can't cook and do housework, which is what their husbands will do in the future.
30. Girls can never have too many clothes, and boyfriends never understand. The girl with twenty skirts is still yelling that I have nothing to wear. Boys should wear the same clothes as others, and girls should wear different clothes.
3 1. Girls are as enthusiastic about watching AV as boys.
32. The difference between female diaosi and Bai is that they always clamor for losing weight as soon as they are full, and then start eating again. This is a vicious circle, and this endless sadness will last forever.
33. Most girls have a strong tendency towards SM. Many women fantasize about being tied up with a rope by their boyfriends and then being tortured helplessly.
In the final analysis, girls are vain. Although they often say that they don't value material things, when a Gao Fushuai who drives a Lamborghini and wears Vacheron Constantin pursues her, most girls will abandon their boyfriends and throw themselves into the arms of luxury cars and BMW cars.
35, a certain amount of love will make girls radiant, energetic, full of spirit, and can significantly regulate endocrine, make them happy, and greatly improve work efficiency. On the contrary, equal love will make their waist and knees weak, memory decline, insomnia, hair loss and so on. Therefore, there is a folk saying: there is no cultivated land, only dead-tired cows.
- Related articles
- What does it mean to be handsome (how do boys wear handsome temperament)
- Talking about getting the light
- On the circle of friends in spring
- How do stupid people chat with girls?
- Weather composition 650 I was angry from yesterday to today.
- What should I do with foreigners?
- Respect for American businessmen is not a slogan.
- Tell me about your embarrassment.
- Benefits of drinking ginger soup for pregnant women with cold and cold
- A completely cold heart, talk about sad quotations and recommend 60 sentences.