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Jason, let's talk

Jie Shen is so handsome.

Isn't he your little friend

Oh, Zhang is so handsome at the age of four.

Isn't he your religion?

Oh, the big Beidou is so handsome.

Isn't he your brother?

Oh, brother Jie is so handsome.

Isn't he your male ticket?

Oh, the male tickets are so handsome.

Isn't he your husband?

Oh, my husband is so handsome.

Isn't he a male god?

Jie Shen

So the stars were broken by everyone. . .

"What knot do you like?"

Classmate A: "Bow"

Classmate b: "Chinese knot"

Me: "Jason"

I have a male god who takes off his clothes in a high voice-

I have a male god who always sticks to his musical dream and never gives up-

I have a male god who can charm the whole starry sky by selling cute-

I have an eccentric male god who talks to himself-

I have a male god who can conquer passers-by and make them stars-

I have a male god who likes to smile at the blue star-

I have a male god who shines brightly-

I have a male god who bows 90 degrees to everyone present after singing-

I have a male god, so I won't get lost and get young if I follow him-

I have a warm-hearted male god who has always warmed my heart-

He's Jason!

"Did you get good grades?"

"bad"

"Is it a local tyrant?"

"no"

"Are there many friends?"

"not much"

"Is there anyone you like?"

"yes"

"Is there anyone who likes you?"

"no"

"Then what's the point of your life!"

"Wait and see Jason!"

It is you.

Let me know a lot of things that I must understand in life.

It is you.

Tell me what kind of goal you want to pursue in your action.

It is you.

Let me understand that family and friends need to love with their lives anyway.

It is you.

Let me stick to it until now.

I will always remember that you rocked my life.

How many people?

Like me, I've never seen you in my life.

But I have been influenced by you all my life.

The lyrics of three years ago are very useful in composition.

Describe the night scene: "Open the window, look at the stars, and stay in the night sky." -"We are all the same"

"A starry night sky." -"After Tomorrow"

"Night, this night is so beautiful." -"Why Together"

Praise to XX (such as teacher and mother): "You are the brightest star in my life, always guarding our dreams in the silent night sky." -"We are all the same"

"My world will be beautiful because of you, and my sky will not be black because of you." -"The Most Beautiful Sun"

"Who gave me the trust of youth, who made me strong and brave." -Song of 8090

Yearning for the future: "Try to fly forward, no matter how tired, how beautiful the light is after dark." "-"The Most Beautiful Sun "

"I have a broad dream of the sea in my eyes, and this heavy feeling is the road to happiness." -"Flower Handkerchief"

"On this day, I began to look up at the starry sky and found that the stars are not far away, and the dreams are not far away, as long as you stand on tiptoe." -"Looking at the starry sky"

"Today, I finally stood on this young battlefield. Please give me a lamp of love. " -"Young Battlefield"

Memories: "Memories are still dark, so there is no need to avoid them with a gentle smile." -"around"

"Memories are like necklines, sticking to your pulse and listening to how you miss them." -"tailor-made"

"It was blown by the wind and evoked memories."

Inspirational: "Smile is more important than anything else, and the world is still wonderful." -"Smile"

"My dream, when I wake up every morning, knocks on my heart and tells myself that there is still a long way to success." -"Young Battlefield"

When writing a classmate's record: "The sand blown by the wind is crying. Can it predict separation? " -"Crying Sand"

"I can't change it. You can't be in my world forever. I can only look forward to passing your happiness next time. -"Stars and Meteors"

"I am a star, you are a meteor, you are destined to go, and I am destined to be together." -"Stars and Meteors"

Sighing that time flies: "In a blink of an eye, I have surpassed the teachers, and they have their own lives while I am away." -"childhood friends"

Expressing missing: "Because missing is stronger than anyone else, because loneliness will take advantage of weakness." -"This is love"

"Missing, like an invisible red line, goes round and round, and the origin never dies."-This Life.

Express a firm and persistent belief: "When you learn to be brave, you will meet your angel." -"Angel in the Cloud"

"There is still sweat on the road, and the dream is not decadent." -"Don't forget peace of mind"

"If you are tired, stick to it, continue to be tenacious, and it is irresponsible to abandon it casually." -"The Sadest Song"

"I sing this song, no matter you follow and, although this era is helpless and simple, I am not afraid of difficulties. -Song of 8090

Disappointed: "Don't stay any longer, it's too crowded." -"Don't forget peace of mind"

"It's time to let go. This endless plot is already half the joke. I can't help it. " -"Don't forget peace of mind"

"Why did you answer my phone so late?"

"Because the bell is Jason."

"Why did you reply to the message so late?"

"Because the SMS prompt is Jason."

"Why did you get up so late?"

Because the alarm clock sounds like Jason.

"Why is it all Jason?"

"Because he is the only one who walks into my heart quietly, but he will never get out."

"Which celebrity's name do you think is nice?"

Jason

"why"

"Because you will find that when you read Jason, your mouth will slowly open and finally become a smile."

I don't care if you laugh or not. In any case, people who see this speech will read Jason immediately.

Of all the TV channels, which one do you like? "

"I like Hunan Satellite TV!"

"Which of his plays do you like?"

"Book quickly!"

"Quick Ben, what do you like?"

"Moderator!"

"Which one do you like?"

"Nana!"

"What do you like about her?"

"I like her husband!"

"You speak human words!"

"I just like Jason. Why, you bit me! "