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1, my favorite married life is this: both of them have their own careers that they love. After work, they go home and lie bored on the sofa, accompany their children or watch TV, cook together, clean the room together, smile at each other, hug each other at night, kiss each other goodbye after work in the morning, travel together, watch movies together, go shopping together, and talk to each other first. Simple and clean, like a freshly washed white shirt.

2. If there is a person who laughs in this world, there will be a person who cries less.

3. At first we came to this world because we had to come; We finally left this world because we had to leave.

4. The major decisions in life are planned by the mind, just like a pre-calculated framework, waiting for your horoscope to run. If you expect to change our destiny, please change your inner track first.

To a great extent, IQ determines which road you take, and EQ determines how far you can go on this road.

6, gain and loss, is life, don't be angry.

7. The most taboo in the world is perfection. Look at the moon that day. Once perfect, you will soon get bored. Once the fruit on the tree is ripe, it will soon fall. Everything is always lacking in order to persevere.

8. I always thought that people are getting old slowly, but they are not. People get old in an instant.

9. Because of you, I want to be a better person and don't want to be a burden to you, so I only try to prove that I am worthy of you.

10 We all loved those who were destined not to love us, which is nothing, because one day, we will suddenly find that we have only been obsessed with the past for so many years, and we are not angry with the past, but feel wronged.

1 1, if you want something, in fact, as long as you are calm and realistic, it is easy to achieve your goal unnoticed. And if you work too hard, too noisy, too naive and too inexperienced, you will cry, scratch and pull, just like a child pulling a tablecloth, but you will never get all the good things on the table.

12. If you can afford what you like and go where you want to go, you won't lose your quality of life because of the comings and goings of people around you, but you will be more confident because you spend your own money. That's why you should work harder.

13, jealous people must be very tired, because they don't like too many things, but in fact they just don't like incompetent themselves.

14, I always want to reach for things that I can't reach. I was so anxious, but I never thought that in a few years, I would be within reach. Some can't reach it, some feel embarrassed, but it looks beautiful. I hope that one day, when you see me walking on tiptoe, give me a hand.

15, if you have a good life, it's because you work hard to repair it; If you haven't lived a good life, it's because you are accumulating.

16, there is only one kind of heroism in life, and that is to love life after recognizing it.

17, meet the person you want to meet among thousands of people. In thousands of years, in the boundless wilderness of time, neither earlier nor later, you happened to catch up. There is nothing else to say, just ask softly: Oh, are you here, too?

18, all are ordinary feelings, all are ordinary words. I met a poet by chance, and many novel poems changed. You didn't know the power of wine until you were drunk, but you didn't know its weight until you fell in love with it. You can't be my poem any more than I can be your dream.

19, a person may not know the world all his life, but he should know himself a little.

20. Affection doesn't last that long, and love doesn't need to be said.

2 1, three things help ease the hardships of life: hope, sleep and smile.

22. My destination is health and talent. A person can be trusted after all, but it is himself who can stand up for him. What do I want to end with? I found myself, and I am my destination.

23. All changes, charms and beauties in life are made up of light and shadow.

24. The first object of love in life should be yourself. Write poems for yourself, talk to yourself, calm down in a space and listen to your heartbeat and breathing. I believe I won't panic when I go out in this life.

25. Most people died at the age of 25 and were not buried until the age of 75.

26. Don't make any decisions at night. Too weak willpower at night. There is only a thin line between yin and yang. At dawn, you still feel that you are right, even if you are wrong.

27. If you can't move your back, put it down; If you can't afford to get hurt, look down; If you can't figure it out, you can't think; If you can't hate, you have to heal. Life is a process of cultivation, so why treat people and things with such injustice, humiliate yourself and live up to the years.

28. The sunshine is different because the mood is different; The green leaves are different because the wind is different. Life is like this, life will face different choices, no matter what your choice is, please don't forget: the road is your own, and happiness is your own creation!

29. Life is a process of choice. Every choice also means giving up. Every step of life is a crossroads. Actually, every road has no end, because there is no turning back.

30. Melon grows sweetest in nutrient fertilizer, and genius grows best in vicious soil.

A person cries, a person laughs, and a person tastes a person's loneliness.

1, do you know who is most painful to be betrayed?

2. I really want to tell you that I miss you so much, but what I am afraid of is just a simple oh word.

I will walk away from you silently one day. I missed a lot, and I was always sad alone.

4. I can't tell whether I am too dependent or too loving.

5. A person cries, a person laughs, and a person savors a person's loneliness.

6. Happiness is actually very simple. Someone loves, has something to do, and has expectations!

No one will always be nice to you. What you have to learn is not to depend on anyone.

8. Is it because I approached you too lightly that her intrusion alarmed your heart?

9. Even if you are taken away, I will use flowers instead of trees.

10, your anxiety won your trust, but I was eliminated by your comfort.

1 1. I have missed many people, suffered many betrayals and been embarrassed in my life.

12, sometimes pretending to be casual and telling the truth is perfunctory.

Life is colorful, but I also have my own color.

14, he always speaks cynically to me unscrupulously.

15, while waiting for the bus today, I heard an old man say less: run, the No.8 bus is coming.

16, waiting for the rain is the fate of the umbrella; Waiting for you is my lifelong pursuit.

17, the first day I met you, I was conquered by your eyes. At that time, I already knew that I was a prisoner of your life!

18, I acted as if I didn't like anything because I never got what I wanted.

19, actually I don't want much. You are content to be around me.

20. How can you not think about anything? That's always your name.

2 1, he just doesn't like you, so he is willing to have an affair with you.

When we have something to do, we regard busyness as tiredness, while when we have nothing to do, we regard relaxation as boredom.

23. People who talk about themselves often just want to hide themselves. -Nietzsche's The Other Side of Good and Evil

24. I hope that time will stop for myself and finish what I haven't had time to do.

Fortunately, only you know whether you are happy or not, just like a pair of shoes, only your feet know whether they are suitable or not.

The only way to stay healthy is to eat what you don't want to eat.

27. You are my Olay, but the trash can is your destination.

28. Slowly, slowly, I feel nothing. Slowly, slowly, my heart turned to iron. Slowly, slowly, I was ignored.

29. If you take the initiative, you will be very tired.

30. Even if you give me the whole world, all I care about is your smile when you look at me.

I cry alone, laugh alone, walk alone, get used to my own life and gradually become numb to love. .....

1 The world has not abandoned me. Who am I to abandon this world?

2 lost to time, lost to distance

Some people don't dislike it, but they can't hold it in their hearts.

Finally, it is still a game, and memories are even more fake than dreams.

Even loneliness has the right to laugh at my helplessness.

I thought you were willing to take 1 step, so I will take the remaining 99 steps.

A meteor that has been silent for thousands of years carries too many wishes.

Memory is the water in your palm. No matter how tight you hold it, some people are doomed to die in your memory.

Bitter, painful, bitter, the only thing missing is sweetness.

10 until one day, I was tired of being alone.

1 1 What I want to cherish most in this second is often what I want to give up most in the next second.

12 is a little love, not worthy of your homesickness.

13 People who fail ideologically and morally are better than those who have no thoughts.

Men have cigarettes and beer, and they have stories. If a woman has money and looks, there will be tragedy!

Hearing a name and thinking of one thing, the city is quiet and makes people tremble.

In my heart, there is your unexpected pain. How long can I persist and still keep my strongest smile?

Maybe I'm not mature enough, but maybe it's because you're too young …

Close your eyes, it doesn't matter if I see yours.

It's not that I don't care about you, but that your so-called care makes me unbearable …

We will never regard each other as irreplaceable as before; We will never love as hard as before until we cry.

Accompany you to finish this road, and you will become the road I pass by.

All I care about is your humble flattery. Why should I pawn my youth for you without regret?

The so-called "love" is the present continuous tense, and the past is no longer love, but old love …

Love a girl, rather than give her up for her happiness, it is better to keep her and work hard for her happiness!

If the direction is wrong, stopping is moving forward.

Leave your tears to those who love you the most, and your smile to those who hurt you the most.

Remember what should be remembered and forget what should be forgotten. Change what can be changed and accept what cannot be changed.

Regret is an emotion that enervates the spirit. Regret is a bigger loss than loss and a bigger mistake than mistake. So don't regret.

There is a feeling that insomnia is always "acacia"; There is a fate that I always believe is "eternal" after waking up from my dream; There is an eye that always sees "attachment" when breaking up; There is a feeling that I am always "lost" after leaving.

I cry alone, laugh alone, walk alone, get used to my own life and gradually become numb to love. .....

Meet, but have no time to get together; Get together, but have no time to hold hands; Hold hands but have no time to fall in love; Love each other but have no time to be together …

In this chaotic age, what can I use to prove the value of my existence …

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Die in the sun, die in the most gorgeous environment, be elated but open your heart.

As time goes by, we forget that we once loved a person without hesitation, forgot her cuteness, and forgot everything she did for me.

I have no feelings for him. I don't love her anymore Why is this happening? It turns out that our love lost to time.

Love is an innocent kite, pulling the person who cares most …

A lifetime commitment can't be easily said. You can't afford my future.

All I care about is your humble flattery. Why should I pawn my youth for you without regret?

Happiness is just an excuse to laugh and cry for the wound; Happiness just wants happiness to have a reason to exist.

Maybe if you leave, you will never come back; Maybe when I come back, you won't let me rely on you anymore; Perhaps dependence is the biggest harm to yourself; Maybe the injury will finally let me go; Maybe letting go doomed my departure. ...

The bravest thing in the world: smiling and listening to you say what I did wrong in our love. ...

I have my pride and self-esteem, and I shouldn't give it all up for someone. But I did it!

Goodbye, I love you very much. Although I am all thumbs, I have tried my best to do a lot, so I don't regret it. Now, I give you back my love. Can you give me back my little pride?

I will still believe in love, but I won't believe that love can last forever.

You should have woken me up suddenly, and I was still wandering around.

This road, obviously rickety, sent away the traffic. But it just kept my sadness. Na Yue, like Chang 'e's eyes, froze the clouds. But I have to get up and go for a walk. Turn around and it will be,

I can listen to your story with a smile, but I really can't listen to your relationship with a smile ~ ~ ~

We can see the prosperity, but we can't touch the memories.

A person thinks of a person, talking and talking.

A person thinks of a person and talks about lyric articles 1. There is no natural strong person, and a person can only be truly strong if he stands on the edge of a cliff.

2. If a man is good, he can chase girls and help his brothers fight. A thousand cups can't be poured. If he wanders alone at night, my mother won't bother me and don't have to clean up every day.

All I want is someone to stand behind me when everyone betrays me and say, I'm not afraid, and I ~ this is the friendship I want ~

4. If a deer stands next to a person, the first impression is Shixun; if Bai first stands next to a person, the first impression is Residual. ...

Everyone will travel alone in the afterlife, one by one.

6.zgg: There is a philosophy of life called "Every man for himself, and the devil takes the hindmost".

7. The harder you try to forget someone, the more you will forget him, which will only make you remember him more.

If I make a mistake, you can tell me. Don't alienate me and leave me alone.

9. One person and one heart. It is best for two people to stand side by side and care about each other.

10. I want someone to accompany me, love me, support me and spoil me no matter how the seasons change]

1 1. How can a person live a good life?

12. Sometimes, we are willing to forgive someone, not because we really want to forgive him, but because we don't want to lose him.

13. If a person says he likes you, please wait until he takes good care of you.

14. Stepping on a path, a person walks aimlessly, without end, without end.

15. There must be people who love you in the world. You must wait.

A person thinks of a person and speaks of the classic 1. If you love someone, speak up. Maybe he disappeared before you could say anything.

Can you just pretend that I'm the only one in your heart and everyone else goes out?

I am used to being alone. How many nights do I miss you when I say this?

4. What did you give me? Your people? Your heart? Or do you just need one person to accompany you, and I happen to be the one who is willing to be teased by you all the time?

I can say that I don't have to be anyone, I can be alone.

6. If a person really cares about you enough, then he can always find time to accompany you, which has nothing to do with being busy.

7. Sometimes sadness will overwhelm you, and there is no one around you.

8. I feel distressed, but no one knows, only I know.

I loved a man. His name is an asshole.

10. Boy: I like being alone. Girl: She must be beautiful. Boy: You are too narcissistic.

1 1. When you love a person instead of a face, I hope you have grown up.

12. The first person you think of in the morning and the last person you think of at night are either people who make you happy or people who make you miserable.

13. I'm afraid of silence. I like chatting. I'm afraid of being alone.

14. If someone says that they love you more than me and are willing to die for you, then let her die. I love you.

15. A group of people said Xiao San was shameless, and no one said her man was a bitch.

A person thinks of a person and talks about a hot article 1. They say it's easy to forget someone, don't meet them, and don't be mean.

2. In an era of changeable feelings, the best way to remember a person is to borrow money from him. . .

3. Will you feel distressed if I sleep alone? Do you feel distressed when I am alone in a daze?

When you fall in love with someone, you are always a little afraid of losing her.

5. Continue to love, OK? Don't leave me alone

6. When a person looks in the mirror, he will never look at himself through the eyes of a stranger.

7. A person cries not because he is weak, but because he has been strong for too long!

8. Anyone who loses another person will live as usual.

The happiest thing in the world is to have someone to accompany you from school uniform to wedding dress.

10. I want to clear all contacts in the phone book. I want to cut off my long hair. I think I can do well alone. I don't think I care about my lover and friends.

1 1. I'm not afraid, even if I'm alone.

12. A good friend is just a friend or a friend and cannot be possessed. If a good friend is crazy, he will go alone and ask for nothing.

13. When you meet someone, your heart will become very low, as low as dust.

14. You may not love me, but you must be by my side. I can't live alone without your company.

15. There is such a person in everyone's heart that he will never be mentioned, but he will never forget it.

16. Hello on Tanabata, I will meet you alone.

17. When a person lands alone, there is only loneliness in the crowd.

18. Is there anyone who can't stop talking to you?

19. [One day, I will take off my mask for someone. ]

20. Have you ever believed that a person, whether it is friendship or love, was severely slapped by reality backhand?