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How to eat in a circle of friends?

1. I have eaten a lot recently, but I haven't gained weight. I want to try to get fat after midnight snack.

You go back now, you are fat again, and you can't eat dinner any more.

Comrades, I'm eating. I won't give up gaining weight.

4, dinner, weight loss and so on are all finished!

At night, my father brought the cooked dry powder to my bed, and I felt sorry for my weight when I didn't get up to eat.

6. It's too difficult to make money. Finally, I earned dozens of dollars. I finished my dinner.

7. A kilo of KFC fried dough sticks in the morning, a pot of ribs rice at noon and a bowl of magpie coffee at night.

If I don't gain weight after dinner, I want to turn on a small stove every day.