Horrible and unreasonable funny quotations

1, the only reason I am fat is that my body is too small to hold all my personality.

2. Sorry, so what? Think about it, love it and love it.

There is no doubt that I am the poor man in your dream.

Every time I miss a girl, I put a brick on the ground, so there is the Great Wall!

5, everyone will be tired, no one can bear all the sadness for you, people always have to learn to grow up for a period of time.

6. Life is sometimes like a computer. If it collapses, it collapses. It's not negotiable.

7. You are very good-looking. Good-looking people dare not let people look at you.

8. When a man meets a woman, there is only an anniversary, not an independence day.

9. Rich people hold a money field, and those who have no money go home and get some money to hold a money field.

10, the iron cock will leave some rust, you are simply a stainless steel cock.

1 1, I'm not a prince, why do girls always think they should be a princess when they see me!

12, unreasonable, there must be a plan!

13, everyone is original at birth. Sadly, many people have gradually become pirates!

14, the grievances that can be said are not grievances; A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

15, greetings are not necessarily serious, but they must be sincere and touching.

16, the most contradictory place between lovers is the longing for each other's future, but think about it.

17, if you are a god, then the place where I will go in the future is the forbidden area of God.

18, the biggest difference between doing and not doing is that the latter has the right to comment on the former.

19, doing all ordinary things well is extraordinary, and doing all simple things right is not simple.

20. Happiness is a comparative level. You have to have something at the bottom to feel it.

2 1, close your eyes and I see my future. ...

I don't mind you lying to me. What I care about is that you can't lie to me.

23. When you are pretending to be innocent, my sister is behind you and despises you without pretending!

24. Smoke is not obedient, so we smoke.

25, the sea is wide with diving, and the drums are broken.

I drank a bottle of red wine yesterday, and I don't know what I was doing.

27. I don't even want a basin of spilled water.

28. If you are God, then the place where I will go in the future is the forbidden area of God.

29, men smoking and drinking is like a woman shopping is an interest, it is difficult to give up.

30. My mother in the country said that a distant relative is better than a close neighbor. I said that few people in the city know each other.

30 unreasonable and funny quotations

1, the only reason I am fat is that my body is too small to hold all my personality.

2. Sorry, so what? Think about it, love it and love it.

There is no doubt that I am the poor man in your dream.

Every time I miss a girl, I put a brick on the ground, so there is the Great Wall!

5, everyone will be tired, no one can bear all the sadness for you, people always have to learn to grow up for a period of time.

6. Life is sometimes like a computer. If it collapses, it collapses. It's not negotiable.

7. You are very good-looking. Good-looking people dare not let people look at you.

8. When a man meets a woman, there is only an anniversary, not an independence day.

9. Rich people hold a money field, and those who have no money go home and get some money to hold a money field.

10, the iron cock will leave some rust, you are simply a stainless steel cock.

1 1, I'm not a prince, why do girls always think they should be a princess when they see me!

12, unreasonable, there must be a plan!

13, everyone is original at birth. Sadly, many people have gradually become pirates!

14, the grievances that can be said are not grievances; A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

15, greetings are not necessarily serious, but they must be sincere and touching.

16, the most contradictory place between lovers is the longing for each other's future, but think about it.

17, if you are a god, then the place where I will go in the future is the forbidden area of God.

18, the biggest difference between doing and not doing is that the latter has the right to comment on the former.

19, doing all ordinary things well is extraordinary, and doing all simple things right is not simple.

20. Happiness is a comparative level. You have to have something at the bottom to feel it.

2 1, close your eyes and I see my future.

I don't mind you lying to me. What I care about is that you can't lie to me.

23. When you are pretending to be innocent, my sister is behind you and despises you without pretending!

24. If cigarettes are not obedient, we will smoke.

25, the sea is wide with diving, and the drums are broken.

I drank a bottle of red wine yesterday, and I don't know what I was doing.

27. I don't even want a basin of spilled water.

28. If you are God, then the place where I will go in the future is the forbidden area of God.

29, men smoking and drinking is like a woman shopping is an interest, it is difficult to give up.

30. My mother in the country said that a distant relative is better than a close neighbor. I said that few people in the city know each other.

Women's unreasonable troubles

Women's unreasonable troubles

(1) When you are waiting for his reply, he has no clue. When you are angry, he has no idea. He doesn't know when you are sad. You said you were asleep, and he thought you were really sleepy, because he couldn't see, so you didn't want to talk. No woman in love wants to be considerate when you say that you feel melodramatic. If that's the case, it's because that man can't let her be presumptuous.

(2) My girlfriend is a perfect woman. She doesn't drink, smoke, tattoo, be unreasonable, clingy and doesn't exist.

(3) Female is over 25 years old, and the unreasonable age ends. No one will grow for you if you don't work hard. Don't choose comfort at the age of struggle. Life only needs to be lucky twice, meet you once and go to the last time. The cost of love in big cities is too high. The life I yearn for is just plain love, a cup of tea, a meal, a porridge and a dish, and being with someone.

(4) If the female is over 25 years old, the unreasonable age will end. No one will grow for you if you don't work hard. Don't choose comfort at the age of struggle, but have the ability to live a good life. No fetters, no attachments, must be moved.

(5) Scorpio is independent and strong, and would rather endure loneliness and pain than talk, but in fact, she is a very small woman at heart, eager to have a shelter that she can rely on, but she must determine whether that person can bear all this. Endure her coquetry, unreasonable insecurity, her stubbornness, pessimism, all her personality defects and never give up. Only in this way can she rest assured.

(6) Some people say that it is contempt for women not to reason with women, which means that we are unreasonable and unreasonable. I think it's right not to reason with women. Boys are rational animals and women are emotional animals. You reason with the girls. Just like it is hard for a woman to make you cry at the movies. How do two different species look at the problem from the same angle? Therefore, when we are together, my mother often teaches us important tolerance.

(7) A woman's happiness may be very low, and she will make trouble in front of the person she loves, and finally make a scene. Finally, she can be happy with a little cooperation, so the woman who loves you must be painful.

I also want to be a little woman. I can have someone I can rely on. I also want someone who can make me ridiculous. I also want someone to love me from the bottom of my heart and hold me in my hand. I also want someone to help me shop. I also want someone to help me repair the broken things at home. I don't need to do it myself. I also want someone to take care of my daily chores. I just need to be quiet with him.

(9) All feelings can decide life and death in three months. In marriage, men always feel that the main office is not perfect, and small feelings are so considerate and inseparable at first, but after getting along for a period of time, they will feel that small feelings will be unreasonable and unreasonable, and gradually become less sticky. One is to cool down, the other is still hot, the other is unconvinced, and the other is disappointed and sad. In fact, for men and women.

(10) When chasing girls, she is the only one in my eyes, trying to please her in every way, feeling that the sky will collapse if I don't talk for a day; After catching up, all kinds of things will be done, all kinds of fatigue, and women will complain. Men will only think that women are unreasonable, so they will talk nonsense and fall in love for only one year, so they will not hate each other.

(1 1) My daughter was my father's lover in his last life. A woman will get married after she is about 25 years old. When they are over the age of irrationality, don't let those who love us feel sad. When they grow up, they can't always be parents' cotton-padded jackets. If you want to be their bulletproof vest, you should know more about and care about their company. As long as you are lucky twice in life, once you meet someone you love and walk hand in hand to the end, once I have grown up, my parents are not old, and I have the ability to repay.

(12) My woman loves to be naughty, which is called naive and disruptive, which is called aura, which is called jealousy, which is called a woman who really loves me and beauty, which is called natural love for reason, which is called childlike innocence! I have a woman, I am favored, I want to love, I want to endure, I want to give her everything, boring nothing, boring nothing, in a bad mood, I have a woman who understands my heart! It is not easy to find you in such a big world. Do you think I don't cherish being worthy of Tathagata Buddha and Guanyin Bodhisattva?

(13) The so-called framing, making trouble without reason, mystifying and cheating. I hope the woman in the picture below is said to have a woman in love with an IQ of 0. Look at a man around you from another angle and see if it makes sense ~ look at his friends and relatives. Ask for advice. The truth only lies in 1% ~

(14) It's unreasonable, and it's nothing to quarrel with, right? You're going to find a woman, as if you've never found one? You have a bad nature, but my friend kindly picked me up. Don't slander my intentions. What can I do for you if I still like him? What about his girlfriend? Don't be silly. If I hear you being unreasonable again, I'll disappear. I really don't have time to play quarrel games with you. If you can't help me, then I am in a good mood.

(15) You squat on the ground and smoke. You said there are millions of women in this world. You said you hated her for playing games with a bad temper, for being straightforward and unreasonable, and for being unreasonable. You put out your cigarette and spit out the last smoke turn. I vaguely heard you sob that you wanted to go back to the past. A long time ago, there was a person who loved you for a long time, but the wind blew the distance away gradually.

(16) This also brings better bearing capacity! I am used to it; Stand up and say. A good man is when others scold him for being so unreasonable and unreasonable.

(17) It is said on the Internet that my daughter was my father's lover in her previous life. When a woman is over 25, the unreasonable age is over. No one will grow for you if you don't work hard. What about men?

(18) What can women do? At most, a few days a month are sentimental, weak, crying, sensitive, suspicious, unreasonable, idle, playful and moody. That's it. What else is there?

(19) It feels good to be coaxed when you are angry. With loneliness and boredom, you are allowed to make trouble without reason! ! ! It is enough for a woman to marry someone who loves you, loves you, understands you, puts up with you and lets you go.

My ideal love is to make me get up happily every day. Sleeping soundly means quarreling, tireless, constant coaxing after quarreling, unreasonable love, angry and hugging me tightly. A man who refuses to shed tears is a fool who needs constant company. It is said that women are born with cats and clingy and unreasonable, which seems to be women's nature, but I never allow unreasonable troubles in my feelings, because that is called splashing around.

(2 1) Love is when two people are together. I understand this truth, so I am not unreasonable. I hope he is happy, but he is really happy, and I am not happy, because I am not the one who makes him happy, but if he is not happy, I am not happy, because I am the culprit who makes him unhappy, and women are like this. Strange creatures don't even understand themselves.

(22) I have had resentment, resentment, abuse, guilt and regret, had complete self-denial and doubt, and collapsed and cried countless times at night. When I collapsed and cried at home, he was laughing while drinking with his friends. My sadness is unreasonable and disgusting in his eyes. In the eyes of his family, she is an incompetent mother, a 38-year-old woman who I didn't even understand at one time: How bad am I? What evil did I do to make a person feel so cold and disgusted with me?

(23) A woman uses her work and relatives to be the strictest, betraying a woman's most precious thing, and has no dignity to carefully safeguard it. Finally, a person said three words-forget it, as a conclusion. But the commentary plausibly said that women are unreasonable. After a violent blow, the woman lost half her life from the ashes, but she still smiled in the face of people's strong exposure.

(24) Obviously, it is an era when we can live a good life through our own efforts. When a woman is over 25, the unreasonable age is over. No one will grow for you if you don't work hard. Don't choose comfort at the age of struggle, but have the ability to make yourself live a good life. No fetters, no attachments, definitely moving, independent and dignified ~

I don't want to be a woman anymore. It is said that my mind is delicate, and I suffer from loss. I really don't know where I spend so much time on others. I feel like I'm dying and I don't know who to play with. Is 23 an older woman?

It's easy to find someone who is kind to you, but the more you care, the more unreasonable it is. Therefore, women, loving themselves is the most important thing.

27. Man, what you want is a woman who is sensible, not clingy, not jealous, not unreasonable, and doesn't care if you treat her well. There must be women in this world. She just doesn't love you! So, don't use busyness as an excuse to spend her love for you at will. One day, you will regret it! The debt you owe will be paid one day!

It's good to be lucky twice in life, once to meet you and once to the end. Now the first thing is to become excellent, and the second thing is to wait for you. When a woman is over 25, the unreasonable age is over. You don't have to fall in love with a beautiful person, but you must fall in love with someone who makes your life beautiful. It turns out that love and friendship are the same, companionship is the longest confession, and being together is the warmest promise. I'd like someone to accompany you from one place to another.

I really hate long-distance relationships if I want to be single and free all my life. I don't want to be the sensible woman on vacation anymore, so I'll be an unreasonable woman.

I don't want to hear the name of the same woman from your mouth many times every day. I don't want you to know when I'm angry. I feel that I am sometimes unreasonable, but it is all a sign of loving you. Why don't you understand?

I used to think that women who were suspicious all day were unreasonable and had nothing to do, but I just couldn't help thinking too much. If he ignores me for a while, I can make up for all kinds of bad endings Doesn't he like me? Am I not beautiful enough today? He won't start snubbing me. What should I do in the future? . . Then I can't read. On the contrary, if everything goes well, reading efficiency is much higher than before.

A wayward and unreasonable sentence

First, a person's greatest shortcoming is not selfish, passionate, savage and willful. But a paranoid love for someone who doesn't love himself.

Second, love is a superstition about the harmony between the right place and the right time. Oh, there you are! In the vast sea of people, it is not easy for men and women to fall in love. If he/she is the man/woman you like, please understand his/her willfulness and mutual tolerance!

Third, a person must be willful several times in his life, otherwise he can't live himself and lacks a lot of fun. From the cost point of view, the willfulness in the early stage is better than that in the later stage, and the early stage is full of energy, and barefoot without shoes is not afraid of losing; It is better to be willful before marriage than after marriage. Before you get married, you have to bear the consequences yourself. Once your willfulness fails after marriage, your lover and baby will also eat melons. Basically, when your young climate gives up the opportunity to be willful, the older you grow, the less willful you are.

Fourth, even if happiness is broken, every piece is happiness.

5. People who have the ability to be willful will also have the ability to be strong.

Sixth, after many things happen, I regret, feel anxious, depressed and gnash my teeth every time I think about it. If only I hadn't done that. So I began to blame myself and feel ashamed until the bitterness in my heart eroded my whole body, and then I was helpless. Until one day, I turned around, I looked at you where you couldn't reach, and told you: Don't kidnap me on the road again, I'll stay here and you go, because what should happen will happen, and let me go to save myself.

Seven, love is a person's recognition of another person's habits, love to the highest level is to recognize his habits, women are used to a man's snoring, never adapt to the habit and then can't sleep without his snoring, which is love; Men are used to women's willfulness, coquetry, and even unreasonable troubles. This is love; One person will change and accommodate for another. This is love.

Eight, no longer refused to bow because of willfulness, and no longer broke up because of stubbornness. You dare to last forever, and I dare to last forever.

Love is one person's recognition of another person's habits. To love to the highest level is to recognize his habits. A woman is used to a man's snoring until she can't sleep without his snoring. This is love; Men are used to women's willfulness, coquetry, and even unreasonable troubles. This is love; One person will change and accommodate for another. This is love.

10. People who know me understand my willfulness and naivety, but they never care. Sentences about willfulness. People who know me clearly know how much I want him to come after me when I turn around angrily. People who know me will text me or call me because he misses me. People who know me think too much, so I quietly enjoy this little happiness that belongs to me. People who know me, although I don't know when you will appear, I will wait for you because I believe in your existence.

If you don't go out for a walk, you will think that this is the whole world. 2. If one day I say I want to leave, maybe it's just for your retention! Maybe my tears just want you to wipe them for me! Maybe my loneliness is just to let you help me get rid of it! Maybe my worry is just to get your comfort! Maybe sometimes I just want to lean on your shoulder, maybe sometimes I just want your warmth, maybe sometimes I just want to listen to your comfort! If one day, don't let me turn around regretfully and leave willfully, okay?

When you are willful, it is not necessarily friends who agree with you, but people who really care about you who oppose you. Only the best friends will educate you carefree, because their purpose is only one: I hope you will live well without any harm.

Thirteen, some opportunities pass by because of instant hesitation, and some fate slips through your fingers because of temporary willfulness. Many feelings are indifferent and irretrievable, only because of different ideas; Many thanks are ashamed to express, buried deep in my heart and become lifelong regrets. So, when you are indecisive, don't be afraid to ask yourself, will you regret it in the future?

14. What we once believed was worth pursuing and defending with our lives turned out to be nothing, nothing. We run counter to each other and stick to these two different beliefs, but in the end, we achieved the same goal and got the same result. Many years later, I don't know whether this is the cruelty of fate or the mercy of fate charity.

Fifteen, a person's life must always be willful several times, otherwise he can't live and lacks a lot of fun. From the cost point of view, the willfulness in the early stage is better than that in the later stage, and the early stage is full of energy, and barefoot without shoes is not afraid of losing; It is better to be willful before marriage than after marriage. Before you get married, you have to bear the consequences yourself. Once your willfulness fails after marriage, your lover and baby will also eat melons. Basically, when your young climate gives up the opportunity to be willful, the older you grow, the less willful you are.