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A collection of 23 quotes suitable for eating instant noodles

1. I will no longer eat instant noodles at two o'clock in the middle of the night. When I get up early, my stomach will be swollen and painful. Help me.

2. Instant noodles must be one of the most delicious foods in the world no matter how you prepare them.

3. Playing with mobile phones in the library is like eating instant noodles at the train station. This feeling is irreplaceable.

4. Eating instant noodles before an interview is a very wrong choice...

5. The biggest pain is when my roommate eats instant noodles in the dormitory late at night, and I don’t have dinner. Eat enough.

6. After drinking wine tonight, I went back to the dormitory to eat instant noodles and fell asleep. When I woke up, I didn’t know why.

7. I no longer eat instant noodles in the middle of the night. I feel great when I eat them, but I can’t sleep when I’m full.

8. I have had a lot of food and fish for two days in a row, so today I can only eat instant noodles.

9. I just finished eating instant noodles, and I was thinking that even if I eat instant noodles every day, I still won’t have enough money to buy a house. It’s painful.

10. It’s so annoying. I don’t want to eat at night. I get up in the middle of the night to eat instant noodles... The feeling of being hungry is really uncomfortable.

11. The result of drinking cold water and eating instant noodles in the middle of the night is that you can’t stop going to the toilet.

12. After dinner, I want to eat instant noodles now! It's just so rampant.

13. After brushing my teeth early, I resisted the temptation of fruits and failed to resist the fragrance of Chongqing noodles. It was really sinful to eat instant noodles in the middle of the night.

14. In the middle of the night, Xinxin and I ate instant noodles with spicy oil and Chongqing hot pot. It was amazing.

15. When I eat instant noodles in the office, I am too lazy to go to the toilet to pour out the remaining soup, so I don’t dare to put too much water and seasonings.

16. When I was a child, I always liked hard instant noodles, but now I prefer boiled noodles that are softer.

17. It’s the last night, and the wanton people have already started eating instant noodles. The corridor now smells like Laotan pickled cabbage.

18. If I need a reason to eat instant noodles, it must be that I am hungry!

19. In the past, when I ate instant noodles, no matter what kind of noodles I had, they would taste delicious. Now, no matter whether they are delicious or unpleasant, they don’t taste delicious anymore.

20. If it were me, I wouldn't fall in love with someone who smells like instant noodles, but I would die if I didn't eat instant noodles.

21. I was so hungry that I had a nervous breakdown. I was thinking about whether eating instant noodles at two o'clock in the middle of the night would have any mental impact on the dreams of my three roommates who were already sleeping.

22. If you don’t have time to eat instant noodles without seasoning, if you have time to apply facial mask but don’t have facial mask, forget it if you don’t let me apply it! Then let me go!

23. Don’t watch this TV with snot and tears while eating, and eat instant noodles.