Prank words to prank friends

Pranking friends with prank words

Pranking friends with prank words is actually full of routines in our lives. Routines can refer to well-designed ways of chatting. Of course, routines are also a discipline. Knowledge is also a skill, and routines can have good or bad effects. The following prank words are used to prank friends. Prank words to trick friends 1

1. I seem to see you happily throwing yourself at me and putting your head in my arms...really! I'm so happy. I’m going to give you a birthday cake! Are you so happy? He also barked and waggled his tail at me.

2. I saw you on the street. You were with a person. I could tell at a glance that he was not a good person. He kept slapping your butt behind you. I said to him angrily: Donkey driver in front, stop!

3. This information is purely harassment information! I warned those who haven’t fallen asleep to go to bed quickly, those who had just fallen asleep turned over and went back to sleep, those who had slept for a long time got up and went to the toilet and went back to sleep, and those who really didn’t want to sleep picked up their mobile phones with me to harass those who wanted to sleep!

4. I heard that your mobile phone does not have a text message function, so I sent this text message to test it. If you receive a text message that is confirmed to have the SMS function and is mine, please reply: I have it, it’s yours!

5. I don’t want to be alone, I also want to have someone. When I walk on the street and take a look, handsome men and beautiful women are holding hands, but I am holding my left hand and my right hand. I have nothing else to ask for now, I just want to be with you. When I go out for a walk, I'm afraid my friends will say: Don't always walk your dog when you have nothing to do.

6. Life is so tiring. I feel like falling asleep when I stand. I have to queue up to get on the bus. There is no flavor when eating. I get drunk easily when I drink. I am so tired when I go to work. Alas, I have to even send a text message to my puppy. TOLL. Happy April Fool's Day!

7. You are as diligent as a bee, as beautiful as a butterfly, as loyal as a puppy, as well-behaved as a kitten, as honest as an old cow, and as powerful as a tiger. No wonder others call you... ...Beasts!

8. Those who make furniture are wood, those who understand poetry are scholars, what everyone thinks about is money, what is cultivated is talent, what women want is a figure, who sends messages is a genius, just look at Those who text are idiots.

9. Love reminder, seven quits after meals: one quit smoking, the second quit eating fruit immediately, the third quit relaxing, the fourth quit drinking tea immediately, the fifth quit walking in vain, the sixth quit taking a bath immediately, the seventh quit immediately Sleep! Bajie: Do you remember?

10. It’s just a gust of wind, but it’s so eternal; it’s just a dream, but it’s so real; you lower your head and say nothing, but I can’t calm down, and finally I can’t help but say to you: “Fart.” Say it first!"

11. You are always so slender, your skills are always so agile, your life is always leisurely, you spend the whole day playing in the mountains of Mingchuan, you eat The food is all natural and pollution-free green food. Alas, it’s great to be a monkey!

12. The head is like a radish, the body is like a watermelon, the face is like a banana, and it is as sour as a hawthorn. Growing up is full of mud and sand, guess who comes. ——It turns out to be you, such a big fool.

13. Many nights, you snuggled against my body softly, touching the delicate parts of my body with your slender hands, and sucked my precious body fluids before you let go. well! Damn mosquitoes!

14. If you forward this text message once, you will have wealth; if you forward it once, you will have good luck; if you forward it once, you will have good luck; if you forward it once, you will spend money!

15. Don’t panic when you meet a dog on the road. Fight with it bravely. There are only three results at most: first, you win; Better than a dog; secondly, if you lose, you are not even as good as a dog; thirdly, if you draw, you are just like a dog.

16. When you are personally empty and lonely, watermelon may be your best outlet. You can cut it with a knife. Peel it. Chop it. Split it. At the same time, you can shout loudly: I will kill you. Melon. I will kill melon. I will kill melon!

17. Dear, I’m so sorry. Ever since we had a romantic kiss last night and you licked half of the bean sprouts from my mouth, I have remembered to brush my teeth after meals!

18. I have a poem that is known to many people in the world. If a fool reads this poem, he will know it if he knows it, and he will not know if he does not know it. I knew you were a fool. If a fool hears the phone chirp, he must be reading this poem.

19. I can’t eat in the morning because I miss you. I can’t eat in the afternoon because I miss you even more. I can’t eat in the evening because I miss you crazily. I can’t sleep at night. Because.........I'm hungry.

20. Are you crying? Are you stupid? Are your happy days gone? I warned you not to be greedy and sleepy, but you just didn’t listen. Now you should remember that pigs will be slaughtered when they reach a certain size.

21. Frankly speaking, I like you very much. I am fascinated by your eyes, walking posture, happy expression, coquettish cuteness and even the way you sleep! But what pisses me off the most is that you keep losing hair even if you don’t catch the mice.

22. Special news: In the mobile phone endurance competition, starting immediately, the switch will automatically start timing and continuously report weather forecasts. The user who keeps the switch on for the longest time will receive free minutes of talk time.

23. If there is no wind, the clouds will not move; if there is no water, the fish cannot swim; if there is no sun, the moon will not have light; if there is no you... the fool will not exist.

24. Are you free tomorrow afternoon? I want to find you. Can you pick me up at the station? But I'm afraid there are so many people that it's hard to recognize me. Make your head explode, hold a wooden stick in your right hand, and a porcelain bowl in your left hand to contact me. The secret code for the connection is: OK!

25. Are your palms itchy? That means I miss your caress; are your lips itchy? That means I miss your passionate kiss; are you itchy...that means you are so dirty, why don't you go take a shower!

26. The beggar led the monkey along the street to beg. He asked the monkey to laugh and it laughed, to cry and it cried, to bow and it bowed, and to read text messages and it read text messages.

27. I am determined to do a big thing for the people of the country: build an elevator for Mount Everest, lay tiles on the Great Wall, and put a reverse gear on the plane; do a small thing: put on gloves for flies, put on masks for mosquitoes, and feed you some pigs. feed.

28. Missing you brings a warm feeling; seeing you brings a painful expectation; loving you is my lifelong pursuit; dreaming about you is my eternal feeling. In fact, beating you is where my happiness lies!

29. Thank you for accompanying me to see flowers in spring, sunset with me in summer, fallen leaves in autumn, and snow scenes in winter. Without you, no matter how beautiful the scenery is, it will be blurry. Thank you very much...glasses!

30. You are the sun in my heart, but it is a pity that it rains; you are the moon in my dream, but it is covered by the clouds; you are the most beautiful flower in my heart, but it is a pity that it has bloomed; you are Chang'e from the sky came to earth, but unfortunately she landed face first!

31. I spent a dime to send you this text message to tell you that I am not a penniless person. For example, this dime text message is my birthday gift to you. Don’t forget to treat me to dinner tonight. Happy April Fool's Day!

32. Welcome to the beautiful escort station. If you are looking for local girls, please click. If you are looking for Asian girls, please click. If you are looking for Western girls, please click. If you are gay, please press down. You are welcome! …Today is April Fool’s Day!

33. You are happy because I am happy, I am happy because you are happy, I am sad because you have lost weight, I have lost weight because you are sick, I laugh because you are strong, and I am rich because Sold you - pig!

34. You are as light as the wind, as gentle as the water, as hazy as the fog, as romantic as the moon, as passionate as the sun, as tolerant as the sea, as healthy as the cow, as long-lived as the turtle as you are. As cute as a rabbit, in a word: there is nothing about you that looks like a human being.

35. Hello, dear user! Because your mobile phone has an ugly appearance and outdated style, which has seriously affected the appearance of the city and hindered the development of communication services, our station has decided to send a signal to destroy the mobile phone in a few minutes!

36. There is a kind of tacit understanding called tacit understanding, there is a kind of feeling called wonderful, there is a kind of yearning called longing, and there is a kind of idiot who will read all the text messages!

37. Pig hunting notice: I lost a purebred white pig. Characteristics: Smart and considerate, he carries a mobile phone and checks text messages. After reading the message, the pig will reply to the owner quickly! Master misses you so much now!

38. I’m really sorry. I was just telling you casually that it would be good to eat donkey meat hot pot when the weather is cold. I didn’t expect you to yell at me angrily: Why did my brother offend you? Cruelly put him in the hot pot, that is my brother.

39. I give you a gift with the heaviest amount of feces since I had feces. You will definitely eat a pound and eat more. If you feel that the amount of feces is not enough, please relieve yourself.

40. Someone saw you yesterday. You were still so charming. You were wearing a plaid vest, walking slowly, with a detached and comfortable look. You were so cute. I don’t know how you could compete with me back then. Rabbit's.

41. During a military exercise, a cannonball strayed far away. I was sent to check and found that the cannonball exploded in the farmland. You stood there, in ragged clothes, with dark eyes and tears in your eyes and said to me: Stealing a cabbage requires shelling!

42. Look at you, you have an American head, a French waist, an Indian nose, and Hong Kong athlete’s foot. You are neither human nor ghost. You only have one head and two legs. Look at you, you are still watching. Text message grinning!

43. I will pay for your happiness; I will make up for your confusion; I will satisfy your greed; I will give in to your willfulness; who loves you the most is me. ;Who makes me a professional pig farmer!

44. I once thought there was a better one, but over and over again I realized that the best is right around me, just like you. At first, I didn't take it seriously when you appeared, but as time went by, I realized that you were the best... to bully!

45. Who has had no shit in life, and who has pooped without paper? If you don't use toilet paper, you must use your fingers!

46. I am a lonely tree, standing by the roadside for thousands of years, waiting lonelyly, just for one day when you walk by me, I will fall for you, and I will not be smashed. Your life has been in vain.

47. Since these days, I have been wanting to say three words to you, but I am afraid that if I say it, I will not be able to become an ordinary friend. But I can’t control it, and I still want to say: Lend some money! Spoof words to prank friends 2

1. You are very creative. Living is your courage. Being ugly is not your original intention. Without you, who can bring out the beauty of the world!

2. God knew that you were thirsty, so he created water; God knew that you were hungry, so he created rice; God knew that you didn’t have a lovely friend, so he created me; but God also knew that there is no benzene in this world. Egg, by the way, created you.

3. I heard that you are very good at dating. Many beauties are fascinated by your romance. Your methods are simply more classic than Oscar-winning movies. If it were made into a movie, it would be perfect. Take off a copy of "Beauty and the Beast"!

IV. The night is already very deep. I woke up from my dream because I thought of you. Why do you always leave me quietly in the middle of the night? I really need you. ah! Where did the pillow fall?

5. When I am sad, I will talk to a fool. When I am happy, I will share it with a fool. When I travel, I will stay with a fool. Want to know who that fool is? The man was reading the text message.

6. I miss you so much that I can’t fall asleep. I love you so deeply that I am intoxicated. I feel exhausted just looking at you. I have dreamed about you so many times. I am still so lonely and helpless. I hope you will fly to me soon. Account, money, come back!

7. I really want to invite you to the beach to blow the cool breeze and feel the frontier of weather changes; to walk on the beach and watch the romance of the waves touching the sea; to climb the highest rock with you and kick you into the sea: Damn you for not replying to messages!

8. When you are personally empty and lonely, watermelon may be your best outlet. You can cut it with a knife, peel it, chop it, and chop it. At the same time, you can shout loudly: I will kill the melon, I will kill it. I'll kill the melon!

9. Monk Sha said: I have eighteen transformations, Bajie said: I have thirty-six transformations, and Wukong said: I have seventy-two transformations. Tang Seng was furious: I didn't see you changing your phone number on the way to the west. You see, the monster is still reading text messages on his mobile phone!

10. All the water tribes congratulated the old Dragon King on his birthday. During the dinner, Prime Minister Turtle took something out of his arms, looked at it, and then put it back. The Dragon King hurriedly asked: What's wrong with Prime Minister Turtle? The shrimp soldiers and crab generals quickly replied: The old bastard received another text message.

11. The world knows that you have great martial arts skills, but you can’t be proud. There is a sword among people, there are people among swords, and people and swords become one. Once you achieve this, you will no longer be a human being. It's the sword man! Sword man! Sword man!

12. My friendship with you has enriched my feelings: I cry when you cry; I laugh when you laugh; I will not hesitate to jump out of a tall building if you do. He stuck his head out and shouted: Wow! It would be strange not to die!

13. Many nights, you snuggled against my body gently, touching the delicate parts of my body with your slender hands, sucking my precious body fluids before you let go. well! Damn mosquitoes!

14. I heard that you are very good lately. Putin helped you get off the plane, Bush acted as your driver, Madonna walked you up the stairs, Kim Hee Sun grilled chicken for you, Andy Lau helped you take out the trash, even me I'll send you a text message!

15. After the tiger read about the Three Kingdoms, he went to catch wild boars. When he saw that there was no pig in the pig nest, he touched his beard and said: Empty city strategy! When he turned around and saw a dead pig on the animal trap, he was shocked: a cruel trick! Suddenly I saw you again, and I was overjoyed: Oh, there is a beauty trap!

16. You are as light as the wind, as gentle as the water, as hazy as the fog, as romantic as the moon, as passionate as the sun, as tolerant as the sea, as healthy as the cow, as long-lived as the turtle, You are as cute as a rabbit, but in a word: there is nothing like you like a human being.

Seventeen. God saw that people were thirsty, so he created water. He saw the darkness of the world, so he created fire. God knew that I needed a friend, so you appeared, and God lost a breadwinner. bucket!

18. I am a lonely tree, standing by the roadside for thousands of years, waiting lonely, just so that one day when you walk by me, I will fall for you, and I will not be smashed. Your life has been in vain.

Nineteen, midnight, there is no light in the toilet; you go to relieve yourself and fall into the pit; you fight with maggots and compete with feces; no one saves you, you die heroically; live great, die silently; in memory of you , put a light in the toilet!

Twenty, look at you, American head, French waist, Indian nose, Hong Kong athlete's foot, human or not, ghost or not, only one head and two legs, look at you, still looking Grinning at the text message!

21. Don’t eat when you are hungry! I did it; I don’t sleep when I’m sleepy! I did it too; I didn’t put on any clothes when it was cold, and I did it again. It's a pity that I'm such a strong person. I didn't tell you when I missed you. I didn't do it...

Twenty-two. Are you free tomorrow afternoon? I want to find you. Can you pick me up at the station? But I'm afraid there are so many people that it's hard to recognize me. Make your head explode, hold a wooden stick in your right hand, and a porcelain bowl in your left hand to contact me. The secret code for the connection is: OK!

23. If there is no wind, the clouds will not move; if there is no water, the fish cannot swim; if there is no sun, the moon will have no light; if there is no you... ...there are no stupid people anymore.

Twenty-four. When you pick up the mirror and look at your round face, high nose, charming eyes, sexy mouth, and blessed ears, you will sigh loudly! Pig!

Twenty-five. The toad pursued the swan, and the swan said disdainfully: If you had grown up like this, I would have died long ago! The toad was dissatisfied: So the pig is still alive and well? The pig heard this and felt aggrieved: I provoked someone, I was just reading text messages!

Twenty-six, I dreamed of you. You made clothes out of white clouds, borrowed wings from the bird, stuck a broom behind your butt, and then flew to my side like a sword, affectionately. Tell me: did you know? This is what Birdman looks like.

Twenty-seven. I heard that you were abducted and trafficked, which really scared me. I'm so worried about that person, it would be strange if he sold you!

28. The times have really progressed. There are more and more hair colors, eyes can change color, nails can be inlaid with diamonds, navels can be pierced, and stupid people can read text messages. Yes, haha, I wish you always smile and be in a good mood every day.

Twenty-nine, Hey, where are you? If you are on the road, I wish you peace; if you are at work, I wish you success; if you are at a party, I wish you a good time; if you are at home, I wish you warmth; if you are laughing, I wish you continue to giggle!

Thirty. When you wake up tomorrow, there will be a mosquito lying on your pillow, with a suicide note next to it: I struggled all night but could not pierce your face, your face is so thick that I am shameless. Live in this world, Lord! Please forgive him, I committed suicide! Funny words to prank friends 3

Funny sentences to tease people

1. Some people look much better when wearing facial masks than in real life.

2. If you can’t make your eyes red when we say goodbye, can you let me slap your face red?

3. My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, and dynamic is turning over.

4. It is said that people with big faces generally have good tempers, because it is really hard to have a big face. Forgive me for being so unruly and loving to eat.

5. The phone was dropped so many times and it was fine. Later, I thought about it, but it was my height that saved it.

6. It doesn’t matter if you don’t have a loli face, but do you dare to have a man’s heart?

7. There are always a few friends like this around me: those who are gentle and gentle when they first meet, but after getting to know them, I don’t know which mental hospital they were released from.

8. I vaguely remember that I learned to shop online to save money.

9. My surname is Ruan. Because I particularly like sweets, my friends tell me to eat less.

10. There is only one worry when you are not full, but there are countless worries when you are full.

11. Those children are the most annoying. They fantasize about being a princess all day long. It is so boring. I am different, I am a prince.

12. My outlook on life is from Red Bull to Wong Lo Kat.

13. A Lamborghini just drove past me and splashed water all over me. At that time, I swore that when I got rich, I would definitely buy a raincoat of my own.

14. Someone asked me why I am a top student. I said, before, a senior said to me, kid, with our looks, there is no other way out except studying.

15. I went out to eat beef hot pot with a foodie. The guy said beef tendon was the most delicious, and then gave me a big piece of beef. As a result, I was still chewing on the piece of beef tendon until I paid the bill.

16. The existence of tears is to prove that sadness is not an illusion.

17. Sleep in class, make noise after class, and fail in exams.

18. What’s not Chinese Valentine’s Day? I’m still having a great time without you.

19. He said that he would not let you suffer any grievances, and he did not break his promise, causing you to suffer a lot of grievances.

20. How to explain gracefully that I am fat? I have many things on my mind and it is not easy to lose weight.

21. They say that you will become stupid in front of the people you like. Do I like homework? Impossible.

22. I didn’t like eating when I was a child, which made me short now; now I like eating, which makes me fat and short. I hugged my fat self sadly.

23. You don’t have to be nice to everyone, and they won’t pay you.

24. Although he is young, he is quite heavy. I don’t have much left, but I want to buy a lot.

25. Chinese Valentine’s Day is coming, and it’s time to go back to heaven and have a heart-to-heart talk with Yue Lao.

26. I am a good-tempered person. If one day someone steps on my bottom line. What will happen? Then I will lower the bottom line further.

27. It doesn’t matter if your head is empty, the key is not to get wet.

28. What I value most about boys is talent. Looks don’t matter, as long as they are handsome.

29. Others want to have a romantic date together on Valentine’s Day, but I want to visit your ancestors together during Qingming Festival.

30. If you do military training, it will be sunny. If you take a day off, it will be a rainy day. If you work hard on your homework, it will be the day before school starts!

31. I spent a dime to send you this text message to tell you that I am not a penniless person.

For example, this dime text message is my birthday gift to you. Don’t forget to treat me to dinner tonight. Happy April Fool's Day!

32. If I had known he was not a good guy, I just forgot to mention it.

33. Let the storm come more violently. After all, I sell umbrellas!

34. Master, just follow me! ...A long, long time later... Master, please spare me!

35. There was gold under a man’s knee. I cut off the entire leg and couldn’t even find a piece of copper!

36. Every time I see a couple, I will sing that song, "Happy breakup, I wish you happiness."

37. Ah! Your skin is so shiny, and your fragrance is so irresistible. Let me bite you hard, my dear - braised pork! Happy April Fool's Day!

38. If my boss doesn't give me a salary increase next month, I will resign. Before resigning, I will give him two more Chinese sticks and beat him to death.

39. My mother said that the prodigal son will not be able to exchange for gold, so who will give me gold? I change.

40. Grandpas are descended from grandchildren...

41. You say you are my friend, but in fact I know that animals are indeed friends of humans.

42. People who like me are good people. Anyone who doesn't like me is a bad person. Anyone who hates me is not human.

43. Lying is a man’s prerogative, and being cheated is a woman’s...

44. You’d better let me kneel on the washboard, kneeling on the electric heater is really unbearable!

45. “Czechoslovakia”! My name is JACK, and my wife always complains about me.

46. Everyone in high school is given a name badge. Before an inspection, the head teacher ran to the classroom and shouted loudly, everyone, put on your bras quickly, we are here for inspection... The whole place was silent...

47. If you don’t become bad in debauchery, you will become perverted in silence.

48. Advertising is to tell others that their money can still be spent in this way.

49. I asked her: "Have you ever had a boyfriend before?" She said: "I did in high school." I asked knowingly: "Are they from Henan?" She was shocked: " Of course it's with a man! "

50. Man: Outside the mountains and outside the mountains, love and marriage are free. Female: There are thousands of rivers and thousands of mountains just waiting for a while, why don’t you hurry up and make money?