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An unpredictable and ruthless copy

1. No matter where in the world, money is always the most effective and direct passport.

Some people say that 99% of things in the world can be solved with money, but what they don't say is that more money is needed to solve the remaining 1%.

Life is like a zoo. When you think you are watching others play tricks on monkeys, you don't know that you are one of them!

If you succeed, eating green vegetables is called keeping in good health; if you fail, eating green vegetables is called shabby. This is not chicken soup, this is reality.

People say you are young and like a student, not because you look small, but because you are dressed dirty.

6. If you have nothing to do, just think about how to get rich. Don't always be sad in the emotional world. The money in hand is always more secure than the heart that can't be grasped.

7. Your present life may not be what you want, but you definitely asked for it. 100% of the complaints in the world can be answered with this sentence.

8. When you are in trouble, more people stand by and lend a helping hand. When money is scarce, there are more perfunctory people than those who send money to make money.

9. For most people, efforts are just to live, and don't be crowned with lofty reasons for success.

10. The three cheapest things in reality: gentleness who has accomplished nothing, a gentleman who is penniless, and sincerity who is penniless.

1 1. The most disgusting thing in the world is that you see a person's hypocrisy while others don't. They think she is so beautiful on the surface, and then you become a scheming bitch in the eyes of others.

12. Cao Cao has a confidant no matter how good he is, and Liu Bei has a deadly enemy no matter how good he is. Don't care too much about what others say about you. Be yourself, do your own thing and go your own way. Living in the eyes of others is the saddest thing in the world.

13. In this society: if you are honest, more people will bully you; If you are simple and kind, more people will use you; When you are strong, more people will follow you; You are down and out, and more people abandon you.

14. Don't rely too much on others in this world. Because even your shadow will leave you in the dark.

15. A sensible person will be called heartless if he doesn't cooperate, and a wayward person will be praised if he is a little clever!

16. No one will care how hard it is for you to get better. They just want to know if you are good enough now, just like everyone wants to have a mature and sensible you, but they don't want to spend time and energy growing up with you.

17. Only after wind and rain can we see through the truth of people's hearts; Adversity and * * *, to understand the mood of the cold and warm. Enthusiasm may not last long, and indifference may not be indifference.

18. Don't always accommodate yourself just because you accommodate others. Few people in this world are worth bending over. Bending for a long time will only make people get used to your low profile, and yours is not important.

19. Life is a business. Some people manage feelings, some people manage interests, some people manage happiness, and some people manage conspiracy.

20. Don't be afraid of women's material things. A woman without material things is even more terrible, because what she wants is true love, which is too rare for you to buy.

2 1. is also lazy, just because the face is different and the fate is completely different. For example, pandas and pigs: one is spoiled and the other is stabbed! You are nothing but ugly!

22. People's hearts are always hard to see through, but seemingly good friends can always send you into the mud when you need them most. A seemingly good relationship will collapse in an instant in front of money.

23. I knew you wouldn't come with me if I held out my hand, so I held out my leg and tripped you. You really stood up and chased me. So I have to admit: since ancient times, we can't be merciful, and we always win people's hearts.

24. Rich people like to say "money is not everything", good-looking people like to say "what's the use of looking good", thin people like to say "in fact, it's better to be fat and healthy", and hard-working people like to say "hard work is not the decisive factor". They just say these are routines, but you believe them.