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1. I 18 years old, driving Maserati and using iPhoneX. I have a full set of villas in Beijing Third Ring Road and Shanghai, and the bank has millions of deposits. I don't depend on my parents or friends. These are all imaginary.

Second, I spent the first half of my life wandering around, cooking soup in the second half of my life, wearing eye cream all night, putting wolfberry in beer, adding ginseng to cola, drinking the strongest wine and taking the most expensive ambulance.

Looking at your back, I thought you could charm thousands of troops. I really underestimated you when you turned around. You are fully capable of scaring millions of heroes.

You are a mature spare tire, you should learn to roll by yourself.

Someone just called me shameless. My backhand is a slap. Would I want such a beautiful face?

6. In the new era, women have some halls, some climb walls, and some make small noises.

Third, I beat the hooligan, but I couldn't get out of the kitchen.

I am not a vain person. I hate villas, sports cars, designer bags, clothes and shoes. I only like money.

Eight. No one is always smooth sailing. Actually, you're not alone. Look at the friends around you. They were confused by failure.

If you like a handsome guy, please don't take immediate measures. Get to know him first, and before long, you will find that his friends are more handsome.

What's your attitude towards your predecessor? I wish him infertility and a room full of children.

1 1. My ex-boyfriend is getting married. Call me and ask me if I can go. I answered him decisively.

Three words: go next time.

Don't save money at the most beautiful age, or others will think you are not only ugly, but also poor.

13. Be a mature adult, put autumn clothes into autumn trousers and autumn trousers into socks.

Fourteen. When I was a child, I went to the zoo to see tigers and vowed to raise one when I grew up.

After 20 years, my dream has finally come true. Anyway, it's time to cook for my wife.

15. Those who marry me in the future will do less things that are sorry for me on Valentine's Day. Thank you.

You don't really like me at all. You talk to me every day just to steal my expression pack.

17. When you stop to have a rest, don't forget that others are still running, so please trip him!

Eighteen. In the future, instead of saying "roll", you should just say "The world is so big, you should go and see it".

19. Young girls are precious, young women are more expensive, and if there are rich women,

You can throw them both.

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10. Never quarrel with your parents. If you win, you will be beaten; If you lose, you will be scolded. You lost anyway!

Twenty one. In the eyes of women

Three ugliest women, rivals of good sisters, ex-boyfriend's current girlfriend, ex-girlfriend of current boyfriend.

22. I need a boyfriend now, and then I will be green, make me miserable, make me angry, make a lot of money, and finally win the Gao Fushuai and reach the peak of my life.

Twenty-three Men who go home early tell stories to their wives; Men who come home late make up stories for their wives.

Twenty-four You walked through my heart and wore high heels. Not only left footprints, but also stepped on blood.

Twenty-five Don't sing for the rest of your life. Girls don't work hard to make money and don't want to be beautiful. For the rest of their lives, you cook, wash clothes, do housework, be rejected, look after the children or you.

Twenty-six. True love is that he can see you at a glance after more than ten million beautiful women with breasts and thighs in Qian Qian.

Twenty-seven Man: Before getting engaged, be obedient like a grandson. After engagement, learn to talk back like a son. Give orders like Lao Zi after marriage.