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Very talented humor. Talk about taking medicine. Talk about humor.

1. My body will die in Chongqing, and my soul will be with you.

2. Starting today, I am no longer single dog, but a hot dog.

The sunshine in early summer is transmitted from the dense branches and leaves, and shiny spots the size of copper coins are printed on the ground.

In this weather, going out with you is a matter of life and death.

The weather is hot and stuffy, there is no wind at all, and the thick air seems to be freezing.

Recently, the whole country is mourning for a guy named Hot. No one has seen him, but everyone knows that he is so hot.

7. It's so hot that people have turned into steamed buns.

It's so hot that it's more comfortable to see you than to dig a watermelon and eat it with a ticket.

9. Go out for 5 minutes and sweat for 2 hours. I only need a pinch of cumin for barbecue.

10, whether we can make an appointment in this weather is a matter of life and death.

1 1. Now people who are looking for someone are interested in constellations. Whether it is hot or cold, they are looking for Aquarius to quench their thirst.

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12. Now, all those who go out are anti-Japanese heroes. You can't walk in the street without getting wet.

13, the weather is bad now, so instant noodles can be soaked in tap water directly.

14, your clothes are ready to wear.

It is said that Wuhan is a stove in summer. I can really feel the taste of "Regan Noodles" after going there.

16, everyone is "familiar" and the girls have become "jaguars"

17, Soo Ae is not ashamed this year. The most shameful thing is to show off air conditioning.

18, the weather is a bit sultry, and the outdoor temperature is rising. If you don't like going out, I'll give you a midsummer present. Solve your loneliness, forgive me occasionally, and let you know my thoughts. The gift is a mosquito. Don't be too moved.

19, I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan.

Whether you can date in this weather is a matter of life and death for you.

2 1. I accidentally fell down on my way to work today and was diagnosed as a third-degree burn by the hospital.

22. You are not artificial leather, you are genuine leather.