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Seeing that I felt the same way, I suddenly smiled.

0 1, don't act like you want to hang yourself in my tree. I'm not the one who accepts the body.

02, now people, the spirit may collapse at any time, personality may split at any time.

03. I like that you are so stupid.

I know staying in bed is a bad habit, but I just can't get rid of it.

I want to tell you a story. It's a little long I'll make a long story short. You still won't pay me back.

Well, I can forgive you for what you are doing now, considering that everyone will be the same in a hundred years.

Looking around the world, of course, I am the cutest.

08. I have a bad ear. Like, can I say this sentence out loud?

Among my friends, I am the most normal. I don't believe you can make friends with them.

10, you are really, don't think that just because you have wings on your back, you become an angel.

1 1, I broke out now because I broke out in silence.

12, people who love to lie to themselves know that they will be beaten if they lie to others.

13. Nowadays, primary school students, those who haven't reviewed are all in turmoil, and those who fail are all fearless.

14, are you blinking and discharging me? I thought you would go crazy because of epilepsy.

15, you run slowly, or I will step on a somersault cloud to catch up.

16, many times, we are no different from angry birds. If you fail, there will always be pigs around.

17, if I die, then quickly collect dragon balls to save me.

On the first day of school, I was concerned about whether I was still the most handsome one in my class.

19, sisters love each other for life, and whoever quits is a dog.

20, the train is pushing and the cowhide is blowing.

2 1, don't quarrel with me, I will bite when I am in a hurry.

22, falling in love is like playing mahjong, not serious and not fun, too serious and easy to be sad.

23. I have been single for a long time and feel that I am immortal.

24. I am so cute, but if you insist that I am a woman, then I can only become barbaric.

Say a word: I suddenly think of you and smile at myself.

1. Some people give you their hearts, but you pretend not to see them because you don't like them. Some people have hollowed out your heart, and you pretend it doesn't hurt because you love it.

2, everyone will be afraid, especially those who cherish their lives but can't keep anything in the end.

3. Why do you want to prove something to people who are not worth it? Live better for yourself.

It is easy for a person to walk out of other people's world, but he can't walk out of his own desert.

Try not to make your friends feel lonely. So, if you have anything, don't worry, be bold to disturb them.

Sometimes, two people don't know how much they need each other until they are separated.

7. Don't fall in love with friends you have known for a long time. If you were really suitable for being lovers, you wouldn't be friends in the first place.

8. A person is a child all his life, and only loneliness will force him to grow up. Ken acts like a child in front of you, full of trust. Although most women like mature men, the more stable-looking men are, the farther away your hearts are. When he is no longer childish in front of you, it shows that he doesn't love you enough.

9. When a girl falls in love with a boy, she will never see his shortcomings.

10, don't blame others for letting you down, blame yourself for expecting too much.

1 1, suddenly thinking of you, smiling at yourself.

12, if you can't let go of the wrong person, you'll never find the right one.

13, the biggest regret in life is the wrong persistence and giving up easily.

14. Sometimes, we are like fish in a fish tank. We want to say a lot, and when we open our mouths, we become a series of ellipsis, and finally we all stay in our hearts silently.

15. In this rampaging world, we need to have an extremely strong heart.

16, ten million beautiful futures are not worth a warm present.

17, the best feeling is that someone understands you and stops here.

18, there will always be someone who stomps his feet in anger, makes you cry and makes you look like a madman, but as long as he says a word, you will laugh the sweetest.

19, women should remember: If a man calls you after being drunk, you must cherish this man, because he is a man who hides you in a clean corner in the deepest part of his heart.

20. Maturity is for strangers, and naivety is for people you like.

Let the other party see the copy that suddenly hurts.

Let the other party see the sudden distress copy-1, I forgot the story, you, I don't want it either.

The moonlight in the city illuminates the dream, please warm his heart.

3. It can only be said that it is over. No one should think of it or miss it.

Your sky is his, but whose is my sky?

5. What you left me was torture.

You don't think he can express it, but he just doesn't love you.

7. My brightest smile buried the most lonely memories.

8. There is only one name left for people who have been obsessed with it.

9. In the eyes of thousands of people, I look like everything. Living like you is wishful thinking.

10, friends you can't lose, go away.

1 1, you think of others very simply, who will think of themselves too simply?

12, when a woman is calm, it means that this relationship is slowly disappearing.

13, your voice choked in the wind, and you quit when you said quit this glass of wine.

14, my thoughts spread in my heart, which proves that I lost.

15, I beat everyone, but you pushed me off the cliff.

Let the other party see the copy that suddenly hurts 2. 16, the days slip through the fingers, the fingers are too wide and the time is too thin.

17, sometimes people may not want to see what you want to say.

18, broken without a trace, touched by the sky, but unable to touch you.

19, swear not to believe, lie not to listen.

20. People who love farther and farther wait for more rain.

2 1, the red mark of Suzaku Stone Heart comes from a heartbreak thousands of years ago.

22. I hide my sadness. I wonder if this is wrong.

23. Love begins with happiness and ends with sadness and heartbreak!

24. I am ill, and I can't forget that you can't let go of myself.

25. No matter how high the sky is, stand on tiptoe and get closer to the sun.

26. Your heart is so crowded that I'm afraid I can't hold this person anymore.

I will always remember what you said, but where are you now?

28. Slowly discover that loving someone is destroying the original self.

29, stop and go for you, finally didn't wait for your scenery.

30. Tolerant people are not stupid, but prefer to be cruel to themselves.

Let the other party see the copy that suddenly hurts 3 1. I was born strong. As long as I'm not dead, I can still laugh wildly.

32. The sunshine in my memory is still so warm.

33. Maybe I can't let go, but I can't hold her hand.

34. If I can't wait for you for too long, isn't there an original longing?

35. In the face of love accidents, only when you are not impulsive can you be passive.

36. Only a lonely person can have his true self.

37. If there is a long-term love in the world, how can there be the word single?

38. Take the last bus and leave this world with you.

39. I can't afford to catch the sea next month, and my heart is far away.

40. You always say that I am too sensitive. Actually, I just feel insecure.

4 1, people can't take money to the grave, but money can take people in.

42. I still love you, but I lack persistence in being together.

43. Why do you pretend to work hard, but still say I'm good?

44. You don't know who loves you until you are sick for a long time, and you don't know who loves you until you are drunk.

45, single cycle, originally listen to your own mood.

You gave me hope and despair at the same time.

If I can't help you, I can at least stay with you.

48. Forgive me for not knowing romance, but knowing that deep love means never giving up.

49. I was a fool when I was in love, but I became crazy after breaking up.

I just want to be simple and happy. Why is society so complicated?

Miss Eyre said that she suddenly thought of you and smiled at herself.

First, people will meet countless times in their lives. Some people are landscapes that you forget after seeing them, while others take root in your heart. Those feelings that can't be interpreted are all unreasonable fate, and the fate is deep and shallow. Actually, I already know.

Second, on the road of life, some things are inevitable, such as fate; Some things cannot be changed, such as love; Some are indelible, such as memory; Some things are hard to put on hold, such as love ... It is better to face it bravely than to bear it passively; It is better to flap your wings and get wet than to stay under the eaves of birds. Instead of being lonely in silence, it is better to break out in struggle ... The harder the road, the greater the obstacles and the more risks. As long as you walk there, life will be more exciting.

Third, think a thousand times, it is better to do it once. A gorgeous autumn is better than meaningless wandering.

Fourth, I suddenly think of you and smile at myself.

5. Even if life is a tragedy, we should make this tragedy vivid and not lose its magnificence and comfort. Even if life is a dream, we should dream with relish and don't lose the emotion and fun of the dream.

6. If someone tries to knock you down, it only shows that you are better than them.

If you don't know why you are busy, you will be too busy to get to the point and waste your time. If there is no big thing to do, you will be entangled in small things and forget to move on. If you don't have a dream in your heart, you will pursue petty profits. If you don't know what you want in your heart, you will feel more guilty. If you can't be the master of your own mind, you will become a slave to external things.

8. Those who are always clamoring to leave are actually angry. They may pretend not to care, but they are secretly staring at them. All the big farewells are actually due to disappointment. On the contrary, silent people say they will leave.

Nine, sometimes you are angry, angry and sad, in fact, just because the results you get are too far from what you think, you are always competing with yourself.

Neighbors play the piano at two o'clock in the middle of the night. Don't be angry. You can wake him up at four o'clock and tell him you appreciate his performance.

Meeting the right person at the right time is nonsense, and meeting the right person at the wrong time is called youth.

12. I don't know why, but I gradually like the tranquility and comfort of the countryside and the faint smell of fireworks in the days. If you want to do it, be a pure cotton woman, suitable, warm and plain as water, and moisten your life. Simple heart, people as light as chrysanthemums, need to be able to withstand loneliness.

Thirteen, wisdom comes from listening, and regret comes from talking; People who have no eloquence and don't keep silent will have great misfortune. The gentleman's words are simple and practical, while the villain's words are miscellaneous and empty. Needless to say, this is too much, and it is strange to say too much; Inappropriate words are nonsense and will cause trouble. Think more and talk less. Don't rely too much on the function of language, but forget the power of silence. Speech comes from nature, silence comes from wisdom.

14. Finding your mission in life and listening to your inner voice are far better than others' eyes and expectations. Now go back to your heart, know yourself, listen to your inner needs and become the person you want to be.

Fifteen, the heart is simple, in the indifferent world, I just want to have a simple heart. I also want to make friends around me and get together on romantic dates, but it only takes two or three branches to enjoy the feast. Give each other free space at the right time, and you will breathe the breeze from Shan Ye, with a hint of the fragrance of wild chrysanthemums.

16. In this way, step by step, make yourself beautiful, with fresh eyes, smiling mouth, kind heart, and be a lovely girl. No matter what happens, don't be disappointed, don't lose hope, believe and be firm that the world is not as bad as imagined, and it will eventually put away its sharp edges and corners, and then hug us tightly with warm and shining light.

Sometimes, the strongest person during the day is the one who falls asleep crying in the dark.

18. The best state is: happy-go-lucky, leisurely, calm when you have backbone, and sometimes you can't hide from others with peace of mind; Will love, will care about people, will care about people, but will not pester people; Have thoughts, ideals, rationality, humor, and dare to laugh at themselves; I am willing to lay down my body for the person I love, but other than that, I can move freely without looking at anyone's face.

Nineteen, the best way for a person is to be calm. When others question you, you can say to yourself with a clear conscience that although every step is slow, I have never backed down.

Twenty, dreams are the export of the soul. People who have dreams are never old. Besides dreams, what else can we use to fight against the passage of time?

The most uncomfortable feeling is that I don't know whether to give up or wait. No matter how deep the wound is, it will always heal, no matter how ugly the scar is; No matter how painful it is, it will eventually pass, no matter how painful it once was; No matter how big the disaster is, we will certainly survive it, as long as we have the courage to persist. Emotion is a questionnaire with no answer, and hard pursuit can't make life more complete.

Twenty-two, you think you have experienced storms, but in fact, in front of life, we will always be children.