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In 221, love rat satirized love rat and said that the more poisonous the better.
1. It's shameless of an animal to pretend to be a respectable gentleman!
2. You are so smart that you know you are a person.
3. You're a lucky dog!
4. The man who always treats himself as a VIp is actually playing down a peg or two in front of people who seem to be lower than himself because he has not even been a P for too long, such as women who are cheap, or charging fees in parking lots. Scold love rat statement
5. There are many times when he doesn't behave like a man in life and emotionally, but basically he will say that it's because his goal is far-reaching, and he disdains to take off his bird wings for a Bole or a woman.
6. No matter how much money you have, it is also the mentality of the nouveau riche. While spending money on luxury to raise your status, you wear big names out of the landlord's model, which is the result of eating, drinking and playing, but it just wastes the surplus value of money and hollows out your body.
7. The woman you are looking for must be an angel's face and a devil's figure, but she never looks at herself clearly in the mirror, and keeps saying that she wants one thing or another. To put it bluntly, she wants someone who can be at her mercy and treat herself as a god.
8. People like you had better be cowboys, so they shouldn't wronged you. You can change your bed partner every day and get paid.
9. If men were like you, there would be no men in the world.
1. Sooner or later, you'll be exhausted.
11. Your mouth stinks worse than the water in the gutter. When it stinks, you'd better go out less in the future.
12. Will you go back and hold your mother and cry? Only your mother can comfort you, okay?
13. Seeing that you are struggling feebly, I suddenly feel pity.
14. While you are talking to me, you seem to be telling me about your mother's cheating.
15. Do you think you will be invincible if you scold a few words? Would you please stop being so funny?
16. Don't you think you are trying to please me like a buffoon now?
17. Are you afraid of mania and intermittent self-mutilation?
18, hurry up, hurry back! Your mother is waiting for you there, saying that she wants you to go back and have another life to see if you can have a smarter one.
19. With your face, I'm afraid I'll get sores on my hands after hitting you.
2. Do you find that what you say is a bunch of nonsense? I can totally ignore your rubbish language.
21. You can't resist my estimation. You can only knock on the keyboard and tell me that you are crying inside and there is nothing you can do, right?
22. While you are talking to me, you seem to be telling me about your mother's cheating.
23. Will you go back and hold your mother and cry? Only your mother can comfort you, okay?
24. I've never seen anything so ugly. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely!
25. You look very creative and live with courage. Ugliness is not your intention.
26. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.
27. How dare you go out when you are so disgusting?
28. You look like an idiot on the left, a fool on the right, a pig on the top and a donkey on the bottom.
29. You won't know I'm your father if I don't fuck your mother.
3. You haven't fully evolved, and it's really hard for you to be an elephant man.
31. You look innocent. You look sorry for the people and the party.
32. Go straight to the point, and don't challenge my blacklist with your ignorance.
33. The world is bigger than the mind you lack.
34, hurry up, hurry back! Your mother is waiting for you there, saying that she wants you to go back and have another life to see if you can have a smarter one. Scold love rat, the more poisonous it is, the better
1. It's shameless to pretend to be a respectable gentleman like an animal!
2. You are so smart that you know you are a person.
3. You're a lucky dog!
4. The man who always treats himself as a VIp is actually playing down a peg or two in front of people who seem to be lower than himself because he has not even been a P for too long, such as women who are cheap, or charging fees in parking lots. Scold love rat sentence
5. There are many times when he doesn't behave like a man in life and emotionally, but basically he will say that it's because his goal is far-reaching, and he disdains to take off his bird wings for a Bole or a woman.
6. When you have no money and no power, you should regard the so-called self-esteem as the last straw. Self-esteem that is familiar and unreasonable is often the most concentrated outbreak of inferiority. Don't pay attention to contemptuous eyes. It is self-cultivation if others don't speak.
7. Always use your bad habits and bad temper to make the women around you meet every man who is attentive, or be deceived and be mean without a bottom line, or be friends with flies and be enemies with men from now on. Swearing words
8. The woman you are looking for must be an angel's face and a devil's figure, but she never looks at herself clearly in the mirror, and keeps saying that she wants one thing or another. To put it bluntly, she wants someone who can be at her mercy and treat herself as a god.
9. Love is sometimes related to age. When you are heartless and young, you treat young women as elixir of life. Are you looking for love or abuse? If you have a lot of money and want someone to help you with the flowers, then talk about it.
1. In front of a woman, she is always like a peacock with a screen open, showing her Excellence, but ignoring her exposed ass. A smarter woman can learn the truth as long as she turns behind him, and sometimes she can break her belly with laughter. Irony about love rat
First, wear a mask when you go out, so that the urban management and the city can't see it. How hard they work!
Second, why do you think I wear this broken gas mask every day? I'm afraid I'll be smoked to death in this field battle.
Third, there is no love rat in the world, but it's not you he really loves. In this world, not all love is good, and not everyone deserves to be loved. Rather than how to love someone, we should learn how to tell whether a person is worth loving. We should learn how to give up a love more than how to manage it. To treat love rat, identification and leaving are the only ways.
fourth, I'm not your straw boat, so don't send your slutty bitch to me.
5. Don't throw all the dirty water on yourself if you do something wrong. I have to save it for flushing the toilet.
6. I actually can't believe that I will meet love rat. I treat my feelings sincerely. If I decide to stay with someone, I will get along well. I do have some emotional cleanliness, so I don't look at a person regardless of external conditions. The most important thing is whether two people are suitable or not, but I won't doubt the other person's character. Ok! Become a better self.
7. Seeing that you are struggling feebly, I suddenly feel pity.
Eight, before you spit, think about what you have done. Are you qualified to talk about others?
Nine, besides men and women, I like people like you best!
1. When I face everything squarely, look for a matching partner in a down-to-earth way, and take my feelings seriously, I find that I have also changed from a love rat magnet to a goddess magnet, and blx has also become a diamond heart.
eleven, you are so disgusting, how dare you go out?
12. I'm so angry. Qiushui is treating these two girls like a love rat. Xiaohong is so kind, and a girl who treats this love rat has become. . . .
Thirteen, your life can be summed up in eight words: absurd in life and timid in death
Fourteen, if you secretly like someone, there is no need to really be together. You just need to look at her from a distance and see her smile, and you will feel very happy. -Yun Tan
Fifteen, you are the most shocking and failed in the history of human creation!
you are the largest pencil case I have ever seen. aren't you tired of holding so many pens?
XVII. I thought you were a bull. Why do you want to find my ex-boyfriend when looking for someone?
XVII. If all deception is called fickle, then you are a pervert.
nineteen, I'm serious; Treat the beautiful single girls around you. Because I'm not love rat. They all trust me. And only play with me.
2. Don't think that your teeth are very white, but it can also be used as a negative example of Colgate, which is the most suitable. The yellow one is like hay, and you can't find it if you throw it into the grass.
twenty-one, listening to you, my IQ has been dragged down by twice, so you'd better climb away!
twenty-two, a girl who looks very simple to me and thinks that she should be treated with care, was chased by love rat in two nights. Everyone has to take a detour, right?
23. I heard that you are rich, and you think Erlang God is your master.
Twenty-four, dig a mouth and drum a cheek when taking a photo, or hold a fist to make a face.
Twenty-five, don't talk with dog food in your mouth, who can understand it?
twenty-six, if he doesn't talk, you can say, dare not say, and don't be so arrogant in the future.
twenty-seven, what eyes do you throw at someone who really makes your ancestors in the underworld restless!
twenty-eight, the head of the bombardment combs the head of lightning, which grave circle exploded and brought you here. Love rat's classic sentence, love rat's words without dirty words
love rat's classic sentence:
First, the east is not bright, the west is bright, so what are you like?
second, when I throw a bone to my dog, it knows to wag its tail at me. What are you?
Third, if you chase me naked for two kilometers, I'll call myself a hooligan once!
Fourth, don't take your parents with you without opening your mouth. Why are you so filial?
5. Always use your bad habits and bad temper to make the women around you meet every man who is attentive, or be deceived and be mean without a bottom line, or be friends with flies and be enemies with men from now on. Swearing words
6. Some people always think that they are between Bull A and Bull C, but in fact they don't know that they are between Stupid A and Stupid C..
seven, you are really a scum among scum, a perverted beast, and a bitch among transvestites.
8. If he still says it, you say it. That's lovely. If you say it, you say it.
9. I'm surprised that a rare species like you should be listed as a national first-class protected animal and exhibited at the World Expo.
1. Nongfu Spring, which is filled with a bottle of tap water from its own home every day, still feels that it is quite petty.
eleven, you have countless advantages, such as dancing on cow dung, dancing in front of others, crossing mountains and obstacles, unwilling to bring disgrace to oneself, pressing on your back, you can still poof your ass, not afraid of odor, smelling and covering it. People send nicknames: spankers!
12. Let's talk frankly, you can hold up a brothel.
thirteen, don't make me add verbs or nouns between me and your family.
XIV. Go home and take a mirror to take a good look at yourself. How many onions are there on your head? If not, go and buy some and put them in your head. Pretend to be a fool.
15. Actually, how much I love watching you? Do you know that it hurts to lose sight of your coquettish bitch-like sister every day?
Sixteen, you idiot are like a crop in the south, which crops three times a year and never takes a break.
XVII. The world is bigger than the mind you lack.
XVII. Do you think you will be invincible if you scold a few words? Would you please stop being so funny?
XIX. Who are you kidding? I'm your mother. You look at me like that.
twenty, I have never cheated you, because I lied to no one.
21st, wear a mask when you go out, and don't let the city management and city appearance see it. How hard they work!
Twenty-two, the smell of inferior perfume is still coming to men's side all day. Who will look at you more?
twenty-three, no matter how bad you are, it won't change your age and appearance.
twenty-four, a bitch will always be a bitch, even if the economic crisis, you can't be expensive.
twenty-five, when you were so proud, what are you doing now?
twenty-six, you don't learn so many weapons in our country, you learn swords. You don't have to learn how to go up the sword. You have to learn how to get drunk with the sword because there are so many moves. Sword iron, you don't learn silver sword! At last, you have reached the state of the combination of man and sword, that is, the sword man
27. You are not as good as a dog. When I throw a bone to the dog, it knows to wag its tail at me.
twenty-eight, you should be pulled out of the henhouse at once and put in prison!
29. If the other person scolds you, you can reply. Please don't talk to me and spit. I don't have money and can't afford wet wipes.
thirty, your cerebellum is so developed that it takes up all the space in your brain.
thirty-one, when I saw your face, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you.
thirty-two, a guy like you can only play a piece of shit in a TV series, which is not as good as chewing gum spilled by a dog on the roadside.
thirty-three, don't swear easily, just say it when you put your mother in your pocket.
thirty-four, you are distinguished, showing a sexy curve, and you are firm in the wind and rain. Not everyone can do it. You've been beaten in the chest and touched your face, and you know about it, but you've never complained. To tell the truth, sculpture, you are really beautiful!
thirty-five, I'm not interested in you. The greater my expectations, the greater my disappointment. I thought you could hold on a little longer, but I didn't expect you to be a loser.
thirty-six, the smell of inferior perfume is still coming to men all day. Who will look at you more?
thirty-seven, you are the scum of the society, the parasite of feces, the redundant fat in the human body, the lowest level of low-level creatures, and the scum of men.
thirty-eight, your eye seam is as wide as the ATM card slot of ATM bank.
39. Look at your teeth. Are you and the dog the same ancestor?
Forty. Originally, we were almost the same, but since you went crazy, I've known what the gap is. I'm not talking about it. You are so stupid!
forty-one, don't wander around dressed like a comfort woman, the Grenade will explode when it sees you.
forty-two, you look like an idiot on the left, a fool on the right, a pig on the top and a donkey on the bottom.
forty-three, don't think you
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