2020 April Fool’s Day red envelope greetings

If you can’t guess the puzzle, admit it, you are as wise as a fool; it’s good to be deceived, and it’s a blessing to suffer a loss; here are the “2020 April Fool’s Day red envelope blessings” compiled by me for everyone ” is for reference only, everyone is welcome to read. 2020 April Fool’s Day red envelope greetings (1)

1. April Fool’s Day is here, I say hello to you, treat you to a meal, I will reward you, I will not refuse, remember the location, outside my house, walk east for a hundred Mi, turn right when you see the road, hey, that yellow dog just finished pulling. You're dumbfounded! Happy April Fool's Day!

2. I’ll treat you to dinner! Is your head filled with emotional exclamation marks or confused question marks? Don't worry, although today is April Fool's Day, I will never deceive you. After all, it's up to me whether you want to or not, and it's up to you to believe it or not.

3. You are beautiful, you are beautiful. You have a parrot nose and bandy legs. Your personality is a bit like Zhang Fei. Your beard and eyebrows are like water. I am most afraid of seeing you open your mouth. Your buck teeth scare people away. When they see you, they will fly away. He stepped back, shouting that he had encountered a ghost.

4. Give you a basket of fruits: There are gourds like your body, watermelons like your face, strawberries like your nose, lychees like your youth beans, pistachios like your eyes, and Like the durian that your body smells like! Happy April Fool's Day!

5. Your face is more beautiful than Chen Shimei, your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang; my love is deeper than Lu Zhishen, my love is longer than Guan Yunchang, but my promise is empty than Sun Wukong. Happy April Fool's Day!

6. Seismological station prediction: There will be micro-earthquakes tonight to tomorrow morning. For your safety, please sleep under the bed tonight with a quilt on your head, a toilet bowl on your head, and a straw in your nostrils.

7. Love your face, love your breasts, love your flesh, love your skin, love your neck and thighs, love your liver, love your lungs, love your body And the fragrance, I love you - roast duck.

8. Whether the quality of the text message is good or not depends on the efficacy. Stare at this text message for 20 seconds and you will see: is your speech clearer, your mind clearer, your nerves normal, and your IQ is not zero? That's right, haha, read more and get more benefits. I wish you a happy April Fool's Day.

9. You are my heart, you are my liver, you are my darling; you are my intestines, you are my stomach, you are my constant comfort; you are my hands. , you are my back, you are the back of my palms; Happy April Fool's Day to my dog!

10. Test you: What should you do if all the pigs in the world die overnight? (Name a song) "At least I still have you"!

11. Only I know how much you have paid for today, and how much sadness is hidden under your strong face. I know, I know your pain, your unspeakable heartache! How could they not notify you for April Fool's Day!

12. I dreamed of you last night: eating a Manchu banquet, staying in Shangri-La; wearing fine clothes, riding in a Cadillac; watching live broadcasts, enjoying a happy life of sex; traveling around the world, winning the lottery... I wish you April Fool's Day Dreams come true!

13. I’ll teach you a happy spell; An Sizhu, An Sizhu, An Si’s Bamboo, An Si’s Pure Bamboo, congratulations on learning Shandong dialect; I am a pig, I am a pig, I am a pig, I am A stupid pig.

14. Although it’s not Valentine’s Day, there must be flowers because I don’t want you to be short of money to spend! Although it’s not Chinese Valentine’s Day, there must be clouds because I don’t want you to get dizzy! Happy April Fool's Day!

15. It is said that the person I love is a great hero. One day he will come to marry me on the colorful clouds. I guessed it right, but I didn’t guess that he has a girl who can read text messages. Pig head!

16. I put together a few tons of "Foolishness Every Year" and a few baskets of "Like Foolish Water", and gave them to the "Fool of the Century" with affection. I hope that you, who is "as wise as a fool", can learn from monkeys as soon as possible. In common wisdom, Bajie can’t thank you quickly enough, haha, I wish you a happy April Fool’s Day!

17. Sending nonsense will cost phone money, sending nonsense back will cost you phone money, sending bullshit will cost you money, and sending bullshit back will cost you money. I don’t believe that this 1 cent won’t make you dizzy.

18. Chickens are used to lay eggs, cows are used to work when there is work, cats are used to make meals from house to house, sheep are used to grill skewers in the future, dogs are used to be spoiled, and you are waiting. Out of the circle. Happy April Fool's Day!

19. Tell your wife the good news that something good happened to her when she went out today and she found a thousand yuan in banknotes. She laughed and cried.

Today is the zodiac day, everything will be smooth sailing. Idiot wife, don’t laugh, you will easily pick up a ghost coin. May your wife giggle on April Fool’s Day! 2020 April Fool’s Day Red Envelope Blessings (2)

1. Since I have known you so far, you should be very clear about your position in my heart. Apart from you, everyone else is just a pile of shit in my eyes. , but you are different, because you are... two piles. Happy April Fool's Day!

2. The lion was bitten by an insect. The lion looked down angrily but couldn’t find it! At this time, a seven-star ladybug crawled over! The lion went up and held it down with a palm, and cursed: "Little girl! You wear a Tang suit and you think I don't know you?"

3. April Fool's Day is coming, and you have fun with being "foolish", I, "Fool", am sending you this message of endless foolishness sincerely. I wish you to be a happy "Happy" person: you are capable of being foolish, you are a person with a foolish heart, and your life is like being filled with foolishness.

4. I am very particular about sending text messages. If the other person is smart, I will tease him. If he is humorous, I will tease him. If he is slow, I will remind him not to be teased. April Fool’s Day is here, so I have to be careful when receiving text messages. Be careful, don't get tricked. Happy April Fool's Day!

5. True gold is never afraid of raging flames; green pine is never afraid of the long cold; petrels are never afraid of lightning piercing the sky; fool, still stares at the text message stupidly! Happy April Fool's Day to you.

6. Won five million in the lottery, and the business was promoted to a backbone; the house loan has been paid off, and when I woke up, I became Diao Zen. Are you beautiful? However, I forgot to tell you the most important thing: all this can only be realized on April Fool's Day!

7. If you are not active in work, there will be problems with your treatment; if you are not active in love, there will be physical problems; if you are not active in answering, there will be problems with your brain. It turns out there is a reason why you never answered the question of when you would invite me to dinner. I wrongly blamed you! Happy April Fool's Day!

8. Missing you is a very happy thing; seeing you is a very happy thing; loving you is what I will always do; keeping you in my heart is what I have always done thing; however, lying to you happened just now.

9. I heard that you were abducted and trafficked, which really scared me. Although you are a child, you are harmless to society. Who is so bold and dares to sell you? I am really worried for him. , it would be surprising if it sold! Happy April Fool's Day!

10. God gave me a treasure basin, and it will change into whatever I think about. I accidentally missed you once, and it turned into you. I couldn’t stop thinking about you, and it turned into you. It keeps changing, and eventually the house is full of you, and I feel worried, how can I feed so many piglets?

11. Frankly speaking, I like you very much. I am fascinated by your eyes, walking posture, happy expression, coquettish cuteness and even the way you sleep! But what pisses me off the most is that if you don’t catch the mice, you keep losing hair! Happy April Fool's Day!

12. I take you for a walk early in the morning. You dress the coolest. You do somersaults and rolls, and you jump up and down like you are dancing. You say you can’t hold it in, and you raise your hind legs and stain the big tree. Who knows? I know you are still not ashamed, just shaking your head and pretending to be confused. Happy April Fool's Day!

13. I always remember the sunset by the stream. You opened the bottle cap and drank vinegar without vomiting even though it was so sour that it made you cry. You held a mobile phone in your hand, wrapped your head in a footcloth, hummed a fool's song, and danced like a madman. , enjoying being "foolish", wow! Whose little pig is so cool? Haha, April Fool’s Day is here. Happy April Fool’s Day to you pig!

14. April Fool’s Day in the Year of the Tiger, all fools and tigers are happy together. I wish you: In the Year of the Tiger, you will be like a tiger, with a strong back and waist - a strong body; in the Year of the Tiger, you will have the courage of a fox, and if a fox fakes the power of a tiger - you will have extraordinary courage; in the Year of the Tiger, you will have luck with the tiger, and if the tiger descends the mountain, there will be no stumbling blocks! Happy April Fool's Day!

15. Wife: Tell me about my advantages. Husband: Gentle, kind, sexy, beautiful, smart and wise... The wife sighed softly: I am so good, how could I fall in love with you? Husband: Because I tell lies without blushing.

16. Your hobby is to go shopping and salivate when you see beautiful women; your pet is a turtle, which can meow like a sheep; your dream is to be a father and not have to work every day. The holiday is coming soon, I wish you: Happy April Fool’s Day!

17. You are a song in my heart. The song is called "Happy Pig". A song that stays in my heart. The singer has big ears. I really want to ask, am I attracted to you? Is it braised? Or should it be steamed or fried?

18. My friend, why are you so beautiful? You have long hair draped over your shoulders, big round and bright eyes, bright and lovable, you are smart and beautiful, and you are the most beautiful in a jade skirt.

Friends, don’t look down, he is a pet domestic dog. Today is April Fool's Day, sorry!

19. April Fool’s Day is really lively, and I hear laughter everywhere. Fools are so eloquent that they fall prey to them frequently. People who are fooled are not annoyed, and they are not afraid of ridicule when they laugh. May your mood be wonderful and your life filled with happiness. Happy April Fool's Day! 2020 April Fool’s Day Red Envelope Blessings (3)

1. Is a dime a lot? Is our affection worthless? The answer is definitely no! In order to prove your sincerity, from now on, you can send me ten text messages every day to see if I can forgive you!

2. Poor mobile phone users, it is a pity that because you confirmed this text message, you were infected with the April Fools' Day bacteria. Bacteria are moving through your body at a vigorous pace right now.

3. Dear customer, hello: Due to rainy days, system failure occurs. In order not to affect your normal communication, please place your mobile phone in the water! Thank you for your cooperation!

4. Ah! Your skin is so shiny, your fragrance is so irresistible, let me bite you hard, my dear - braised pork.

5. Beautiful women will smile when they see you, and money will depend on you when they see you. You can sleep in every day and don’t have to run around. If you want to be bright, the sun will shine; if you want to travel, the bus will come. Why life is so wonderful, because April Fool’s Day is here, it’s your day, you decide!

6. If there are no flowers, spring will be lonely. If there is no passion, the four seasons will be mediocre. Without me, you will lose the person who cares about you the most! Without you, the little rabbit will ask: "Who should I race with?"

7. Dasha melon is wet mud, bait is white and black, wet mud is at night, deep-stemmed ice wine is wet mud, take a lazy pet At night, the mud is wet, I set up a shelf to wash it and watch the monkeys rejoice, watching the wet mud with fragrant wine. If the mud is like cutting a monkey, it will reveal its love, and the chopsticks will be like an apricot tree in the mud. It's April Fool's Day, do you know what I mean?

8. Be careful with all notifications today. Don’t accept financial bonuses. Don’t believe in emergency meetings. Don’t listen to leaders’ calls. Don’t go when someone asks for a treat. Don’t accept when someone comes to give you a gift. Don’t accept it when you receive a happy text message. Don't laugh. April Fool’s Day is April Fool’s Day, so be smart and avoid being fooled!

9. Even though the work is tiring, you still get a salary. After work, you can enjoy a drink, your wife and children are on the bed, and you can travel around on weekends. You can send a text message to say hello, and only a dime will be deducted from your phone bill. Little Pig, don’t you think it’s great to be alive?

10. You are my exclusive memory, you are the quatrain of my poem, you are the sweetness I want, you are the temper I enjoy, you are the only miracle I want for Valentine’s Day, you It is a precious memory at the end of my life. Happy April Fool's Day!

11. Your character is as strong as a plum blossom; my character is as subtle as a glacier; you have a convincing connotation; you have an overwhelming coolness; so we respectfully call you "Umekawa Neiku" "! Happy April Fool's Day!

12. Emergency notice: A patient escaped from our city’s mental hospital and is wandering in the streets. Please be careful! Characteristics of this patient: He likes to use a fake mobile phone to read messages! Catchphrase: Crazy!

13. On April Fool’s Day, a wolf came to the pig village. The piglets all hid in their homes. Only one piggy wandered outside staring at his mobile phone and reading text messages. The wolf saw it and wondered: You Not afraid? Xiaozhu shook the phone and said: You dare to touch me...

14. Gentle women are gold, beautiful women are diamonds, smart women are treasures, and cute women are famous paintings. According to my research: You should be the biggest treasure in the world, filled with gold, diamonds and famous paintings. Happy April Fool's Day!

15. I once had a true love, but I didn’t cherish it. I only regretted it when I lost it. If I could come back again, I would say: I love you. If I had to choose a time to express my love, I hope it would be: April Fools’ Day!

16. Urgent reminder: There may be a tornado in the near future. Be sure to carry two 10-kilogram dumbbells with you when you go out to avoid being swept into the west by the storm. Those weighing less than 50 kg must double the weight.

17. Weather forecast: There will be RMB rain in this area tonight, there will sometimes be checks in the northwest, and there will be gold nuggets in some areas! The meteorological department reminds citizens to prepare large sacks and prepare to make a fortune! Happy April Fool's Day!

18. A asked: What’s the matter, you frowning, what’s the matter? Answer B: It’s April Fool’s Day, why doesn’t anyone try to trick me? You see how popular this idiot is, and he received another prank text message, how attentive he was to read it.

Haha, happy April Fool's Day!

19. You are fresh and refined, you have the best temperament, you are noble and elegant, you are beautiful, you have a great figure, you are lovely, you are loved by everyone, and you are as beautiful as a flower. 'Happy April Fool's Day! Blessings for sending red envelopes on April Fool's Day 2020 (4)

1. This text message has only one purpose, to test your IQ. If you delete this message, your IQ will be low. If you save this message, you will be mentally retarded. If you reply This message is equivalent to an idiot. If you forward this message, congratulations, you are still saved. Happy April Fool's Day to you!

2. According to your birth date, you will definitely make a fortune today. First, get a hair style, wear patched clothes, hold a wooden stick in your right hand and a porcelain bowl in your left hand, and walk along the street. Saying "Okay, okay"! Happy April Fool's Day!

3. If a star falls and hits you on the head tonight, please don’t worry. This is a gift I asked the fairy brother to give you. From now on, you will... live a carefree life. Don't worry about a happy life, because you are stupid. happy holidays!

4. You are a romantic figure through the ages, you can swallow up thousands of miles like a tiger, and you are the only one who can count the heroes of the world. People have searched for you for thousands of times, but when I suddenly look back, you are hiding in the corner, purring indulgently. .

5. My love for you is hidden deep in my heart, and my longing for you is buried deep in my heart. With you by your side, happiness is endless, but without you I feel lonely. I miss you every moment. Now, I just want to tell you. , fool you at this moment. Happy April Fool's Day!

6. You are ruthless, you are ruthless, you are so ruthless; a person is thinner than a cucumber, not even three ounces of meat; the skin is thicker than a city wall, and cannonballs cannot penetrate; the heart is smaller than the eye of a needle, and never suffers; love is better than The paper is still thin, whoever is caught will be tricked! I spent a dime to send you this text message to tell you that I am not a penniless person. For example, this dime text message is my birthday gift to you. Don’t forget to treat me to dinner tonight.

7. Today is April Fool’s Day, be careful not to be fooled by others! I heard that there is an epidemic of fool's disease recently. The symptoms are always looking at text messages on the phone and grinning the most. You should be careful!

8. With this product, you don’t need to take medicine or be hospitalized. Your eyes will become bigger immediately and you will see things more clearly. The price is very low. Can you guess what product it is? Haha, magnifying glass! Happy April Fool's Day

9. Yesterday, someone said behind your back that you were a forbidden raccoon, and wanted to report you and put you in isolation. I fought with them because of this: Really, you can't say something just because of what you look like. What do you think it is, right?

10. You are a bad boy and you will not pay for stealing. Every day you attract people to chase you, and you are laughing and joking all over the place. One day I will catch you and punish you for the rest of your life. My dear, don't be angry, I am willing to let you steal my heart. I just want to love you every day and stay with you for all eternity. Happy April Fool's Day!

11. Sometimes you can’t see me by your side on the journey of our friendship. It’s not that I have forgotten you, let alone letting you walk alone, but that I choose to walk behind you. When you accidentally fall, I will run up and step on you a few more times.

12. As I walked, I dispersed, and the memories faded; as I watched, I became tired, and the stars dimmed; as I listened, I woke up and began to complain; I looked back and found you gone. Suddenly I was confused. Where can the little pig escape? Happy April Fool's Day!

13. Dude, you’ve been doing well lately! Last time the municipal committee heard that you had participated, the mayor even met with you in person. He came to you affectionately, smiled broadly, patted your shoulder and said politely: You, get out!

14. I’m not superstitious, but I firmly believe that nothing is appropriate on April Fool’s Day. The sound of wind and rain, the sound of reading, are the sounds real? Family affairs and state affairs are world affairs, and everything must be verified! April Fool's Day is coming, I wish you success in making fools and not being fooled.

15. In the past, I only knew that the little pig couldn’t speak, so he only knew how to hum. But then I met you, and I realized that you are better at humming than the little pig. As for you, you still hum. !

16. I spent a dime to send you this text message to tell you that I am not a penniless person. For example, this dime text message is my holiday gift to you. Don’t forget to treat me to dinner tonight.

Happy April Fool's Day!

17. You are about to travel to another place, and your sincere friends will see you off. The biting cold wind cannot stop our friendship. I hold your hand and say: reform well and strive for a commutation of your sentence! Happy April Fool's Day!

18. There are a lot of text messages on April Fool’s Day, and my best wishes are considered the best. There will be no worries immediately after receiving them, and there will be less pain after reading them. If you forward them, you will get a higher salary. If you send them in bulk, you will definitely pick up money. Joking on April Fool's Day will make you happy, be careful not to tease, and treat each other sincerely, which makes you feel good!

19. Dear user: Your mobile phone now has the function of withdrawing money. You only need to take out the SIM card and insert it into the cash machine. If the cash machine does not accept business, please use your mobile phone to withdraw money. A new machine! Happy April Fool's Day! 2020 April Fool’s Day Red Envelope Blessings (5)

1. When you look at your jade hands decorated with golden colors, how can you describe your inner feeling in words? There was a faint blush on her shy little face. Thinking of what had just happened, she thought to herself: Why do I always break the paper towel when wiping my butt?

2. There was a man who was very frustrated and could not find a job. One day he went to KFC for an interview. The manager asked: What are your specialties? He said: I can sing. So he cleared his throat and sang: More choices and more laughter at McDonald's...

3. April Fool's Day is coming, and laughter can be heard in the streets and alleys. There are many tricks for fools, and they are hard to guard against. The fooled person comes back to his senses and is happy and not angry. The fool's scheme succeeded, and he apologized sincerely while being excited. There is no doubt about the true love for each other, and every moment of happiness. Happy April Fool's Day!

4. Ever since I met you, I have fallen deeply in love with you! Your fragrance is always lingering in my mind! Your hot ** is always lingering on my lips! Thank you for having you in my life: Spicy Chicken Burger.

5. According to surveys and statistics, a group of new human beings will appear in 2020, the four big fools: those who cannot hang themselves in love, those who are not sick and take medicine, those who sign contracts that are invalid, and those who look at their mobile phones and giggle! Ha ha! Happy April Fool's Day!

6. One of the most outrageous features of April Fools’ Day is to base your own happiness on other people’s stupidity. But I won't enable this feature today because. You are already having fun! Happy April Fool's Day!

7. Your quality is as strong as a plum blossom, your character is as subtle as a glacier, you have a convincing connotation, and you have an overwhelming coolness, so we respectfully call you "Umekawa Neiku" "! Happy April Fool's Day!

8. April Fool’s Day should be spent like this: make up some lies, talk some crazy things, boast some big words, mix in some lies, add some empty words, add some nonsense, make some jokes, tell some nonsense, and finally say something Happy April Fool's Day!

9. As a senior person in the foolish music circle, I remind you that the water in the foolish music circle is very deep. If you want to be famous, you must understand the hidden rules of foolish music. If you can be stupid, you will be stupid. The more stupid you are, the happier you will be. You are so stupid on April Fool's Day that you show your personality and style.

10. The laid-off male worker did not look back, holding two big axes in his hands. When he saw a rich man, he yelled and took action when it was time to take action.

11. The first kiss was given to cigarettes, the romance was given to wine, the confusion was given to the eyes, the rhythm was given to the music, the first night was given to the dream, the body was given to the lover, the cheating was given to the train, the madness was given to the mind, and The most sober wishes to you and Happy April Fools’ Day!

12. Poor mobile phone users, it’s a pity that because you confirmed this text message, you were infected with the April Fool’s Day bacteria. Bacteria are moving vigorously through your body now. Happy April Fool's Day to you.

13. The foolish old man moved the mountains, that was the work of the ancients; the great wisdom was that of the foolish, that was the work of the wise; the fool jumped over the dragon gate, that was the work of the wise; the joy of the foolish, the water, was that of others; the fool is happy , that's for you. Today is your holiday, April Fool's Day, so you must be quick to be "foolish"!

14. The bird lends you its wings, and the white clouds give you clothes. The stars shine for you, and the sun and moon lose their light.

You flew to me excitedly and said: "You see clearly, I am the only birdman!"

15. The north wind started to blow again, you are always like this carelessly, and you let me down every time I remind you to wear more clothes, but you always answer me with disdain: What do I do with such thick pig skin? Are you still afraid of that little wind?

16. The protagonist of Father’s Day is father’s love; the protagonist of Mother’s Day is maternal love; the protagonist of Children’s Day is cuteness; but the protagonist of April Fool’s Day is u and the director is i! Happy April Fool's Day!

17. When I was in love in my youth, you said you loved my battered face; when you were supporting me in your old age, you said sweet words that you will give birth to me but I will not give birth to you. When parting between life and death, I finally know your true wish. Happy April Fool's Day, my dear!

18. Whoever receives this text message, happiness belongs to you; whoever forwards this text message, happiness follows you; whoever saves this text message, good luck chases you; whoever deletes this text message, I don’t blame you either. , I also sincerely wish you: Happy April Fool’s Day!

19. A couple was chatting, and the man confessed loudly, "You are the most beautiful woman in the world!" The woman also responded loudly, "You are the most handsome man in the world!" A, "They are having a lover." "Are you celebrating April Fool's Day?"

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