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I'm not a clown. There's no need to please everyone.

1, I'm not used to anyone, and no one can praise me. Believe it or not, I did it.

Hey, no one can replace my love for you.

3. China's holiday principle: what is owed must be paid back after all.

In fact, it feels really good to love someone, and hugging is also a reality.

5. The score you gave is vague. Are the traces of weathering or tears blurring your eyes?

6. Even if you lose everything, don't lose your smile.

7. You avoid me like the plague. Why should I treat you as a lover?

8. When you eat sugar, it is bitter, which means you are dead.

9. Habit is a terrible thing, which will make you forget your original self.

10, the most heartbreaking feeling in the world is not lovelorn, but when I gave my heart to you, you lied to me.

1 1, child: My mother is short, tall, fat and thin. Teacher's comment: Your mother, is it rebar?

12, I am not a clown, there is no need to please everyone.

14, not that I can't live without you. Just because I have a girl in my heart, I don't want to meet anyone else.

15, the days with you are always uneasy, and I was in a daze at the moment of breaking up. I don't know if I should love you. Am I really wrong?

16, I also tried to be beautiful for the person I like, but after I lost it, I showed my true nature.

202 1 sad phrase: I am not a clown, there is no need to please everyone.

1, don't pose in front of me, I'm afraid I can't help but want to drop the camera.

2. Some wounds will heal after a long time; Some grievances are relieved when they are figured out; Some pain, endured for a long time, became a habit, but in many lonely moments, it returned to my heart. In fact, some words hidden in my heart are not intentionally hidden, but not all the pain can be shouted out.

3, you hide from me like a plague, why should I treat you as a lover?

The most painful feeling in the world is not lovelorn, but when I give my heart to you, you cheat me.

Habit is a terrible thing, which will make you forget your original self.

6. I tried to be beautiful for the person I liked, but I lost it before I showed my true nature.

7. When you eat sugar, it is bitter, which means that you are already a walking corpse.

8. I am not a clown, so there is no need to please everyone.

9. In fact, it feels really good to love someone, and hugging is also a reality.

10, the mark you gave is blurred. Is it the trace of weathering or the tears that blur your eyes?

1 1. You are the wind and I am the sand. When the wind roared, the sand got a fright, and soon there was a sandstorm.

12, even if you lose everything, don't lose your smile.

I don't like talking, but there is no need to talk and laugh with everyone.

1. I passed him n times, and my clothes were scratched without sparks.

It turns out that love has never left, but I remember that you forgot.

3. 10000 shadows are piled less than a millimeter high, just like I love you for nothing.

I don't like talking, but there is no need to talk and laugh with everyone.

I once had a lover, I also showed my love, I also ate vinegar, I was once happy, I thought it would last for a long time.

6. There is a person in everyone's heart who is no longer a lover or a friend.

7. The people on the blacklist are my favorite.

8. I'm so tired that I don't even have the strength to be angry and care.

I used to think that he was my god, but later I knew that the sky would fall.

10. People who have never been hurt will laugh at the scars on others; People who have never lost anything will never know how painful it is to lose.

1 1. Cherish every chance to say goodbye, because you don't know which one is a lifetime.

12. The fatal past is a foreshadowing that you buried in my life.

13. There is always a place and a person that makes you feel nostalgic. There is always someone who says sorry and makes your heart hurt forever.

14. Once, I was more important to you than anything else. Now, everything is more important to you than me.

15. He is the one I can never put an end to.

16. Every time I want to find someone to accompany me, I find that some people can't find it, some people shouldn't, and some people can't.

I am not talkative and indifferent, but I don't have to talk and laugh with everyone.

1. I am not talkative or indifferent, but I don't need to talk and laugh with everyone.

The best feeling is probably that I opened your dialog box, started to want to chat with you, and suddenly received your message.

I want to get drunk in front of you and tell all the stories that love you.

4. Life-long love is not vigorous love, nor a promise or oath. But when everyone has abandoned you, only he is silently accompanying you. Don't be depressed by your lover's silence and incomprehension, because time will tell you that the more common companionship, the longer it will last.

The place where I have you is the place I want to go most.

6. Even if you have a million emotions, don't take it out on anyone. Remember that others owe you nothing.

The reason why the teacher doesn't allow us to fall in love is because it reminds him of his failed past!

8. I miss the days when my left hand was spicy and my right hand was popsicle.

9. Young people often regard emotion as love, and it is easy to regard passers-by as love.

10. After all, the heart is something you can't control.

1 1. I want to carve I like you on a stone and then smash it in your face to let you know how painful this love is.

12. If a girl often mentions a boy's name, whether it is praise or abuse, there is only one subtext: she loves him.

13. If you are in a bad mood, go to the supermarket, shake the coke, pound the rice jar, break off Dove and pinch Master Kong.

14. Especially dislike those who show off their wealth! I use Colgate for toothpaste and Rejoice for shampoo, which one is not an international brand? I take millions of buses and tens of millions of subways to work every day, without showing off. Who are the people who drive hundreds of thousands of BMWs to work? I have always maintained cooperative relations with China Construction Bank, Agricultural Bank, China Petroleum, China Mobile, State Grid, Wal-Mart and KFC Fortune 500 companies. Have you ever seen me show off?

15. I still like you, but I lack the insistence that I must be together.

16. I'd rather become a prickly cactus and stab those who betrayed me all over.

17. Man, there is nothing to want, nothing to cherish, nothing to know until it is lost, and nothing to know can be recovered.

18. What I want always escapes.

19. Ex-boyfriends are like used sanitary napkins. Throwing them in the trash can will make you sick, but throwing them away will pollute the environment.

20. The math teacher asks us every time he finishes a question: Do you understand? I looked at him silently and thought, I really hope you are happy.

2 1. How dare I fall? There is no one behind me.

22. Why do you always fail in the next class? Because you didn't teach the next class, get out.

23. If you love two men, please choose the second. Because if you really love the first one, there will be no second one.

Your name used to be a password, but now it is a secret.

25. A classmate who hasn't contacted for a long time suddenly adds you as a friend. Don't think too much. In addition to borrowing money, she began to do purchasing.