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Tell me something interesting about having sex with someone.
I hope the right person will come soon and marry me home early!
Promise me that you won't take advantage of any boy and die alone, okay?
Sweet love, when is my turn? I want to fall in love.
Is spring slow enough?
I don't care. I am the most handsome. I am your little cutie.
Eat jelly, I choose lang; In love, I choose not to be confused.
Loneliness is an art that can be appreciated.
I have had a home for many years, and anyone who wants can take it in.
Today is Valentine's Day, you are here, and I have a love to tell you.
Your cooking is delicious. I really want to eat your cooking!
I am single and want to find a sister paper or a handsome guy. If you are interested, please contact me.
I wonder how comfortable it is to be in a man's arms.
Ladies, do you need anyone? People are very gentle.
Do you have time on Tanabata? I want to send you a girlfriend.
I really want to find a Gemini who can paint as a boyfriend!
Everyone has at least one heartbreaking secret behind them.
Sawadika, he is a fool, with a thick waist and a big ass. He hasn't met anyone yet.
Again, I'm not an object. I don't want it.
You must find someone with compatible air conditioning.
It is best to buy a boyfriend whose factory date is between 1978- 1980.
Object, one less requirement is not enough.
Is there anyone in online dating? I can only accept 10km long-distance love. No matter how far it is, my battery car is dead.
If I fall in love with you, it's also a mistake. I believe this will be the most beautiful mistake in my life. I am willing to make mistakes all my life.
Is height really that important?
I miss you, but I can't tell you, just like a tree full of pears, it will never bear fruit.
In fact, to find a boyfriend, there is no need to choose a handsome one, as long as it is cheap, cute and willing to be your flirt.
You want to give your parents happiness? Get married and have a happy family.
You will never know me, as long as I am willing to talk to you, no matter how cruel I am, waiting for you to coax me.
Why didn't you contact me? I don't want to like others.
From east, west, north and south, you can only go out by Baidu map. I really want to have a date, so I can only follow.
I woke up from a nightmare at night, opened my eyes and found it was dark and silent. I had to hug the pillow next to me and quietly comfort myself before going to sleep. If someone holds me.
Do you know the traffickers? I want to sell myself. I really can't afford to raise myself or buy flowers. I am too poor.
Rent it yourself on Valentine's Day, and the price is reasonable. Come and place an order with me.
Buying a boyfriend must have an automatic cash withdrawal function, and it is best to automatically withdraw 5000 yuan every month.
Do things alone, do things alone, my boyfriend who wants to do it?
Height 163cm, weight 50kg, please live in your heart.
There are two conditions: one is male; The second is to live.
I want to find a boyfriend to travel with.
Is old Yue there? I can't sleep.
I want to hear someone call me honey, and I want to hear someone talk about love with me. It is said that love is sweet, so I don't always find life difficult.
Looking for sincere and reliable cow dung requires my little flowers to be more and more beautiful!
You have always been single, and you will be single in your next life. Draw such a circle to curse people you don't like.
I like my mother, Tuan Hu, cute, cute and smart. I want to find a boyfriend like my mother … I am very kind to you.
In the experience of being dumped, a girl dragged me to the suburbs and slowly inserted the roses I gave her into cow dung. I understood at once.
Watch your boyfriend. I'm going out.
I listened to a favorite song, watched a favorite movie and ate a favorite restaurant. But no one can
A word to see you tomorrow will make the whole tomorrow super sweet.
If I had known it was so difficult to find a partner, I would have engaged to get married early.
I can't fall in love because I only have a little money and I want to use it myself.
Look, look, find friends, find boyfriends, salute, shake hands and leave after Singles Day.
May someone accompany you from one place to another. If not, you are single dog.
The moon under the sea is the moon in the sky, and the person in front of me was originally single dog.
Tanabata suggests not drying gifts, but drying boyfriends or girlfriends, maybe the same model, maybe explosions, exciting!
Show loving people changed batch after batch, only I can't be single.
It's almost Tanabata, and I'm starting to deal with people crazily. After listening to my advice, you haven't missed this day for so many years.
At the gathering of a group of students, there is always a god-like single dog who can answer all the love questions.
You're single dog, I'm single dog, not ours, and there are breeds of dogs.
The ship of friendship capsizes when it says, and the ship of love sinks when it says. Only single dog's boat can stand.
At first glance, she must have a boyfriend. In fact, such girls are generally single dog.
I've been single for a long time, let alone unscrewing the bottle cap. I can unscrew the fire hydrant.
Ugly people can't wait to find someone, while handsome people still stick to their principles and stay single.
It doesn't matter. You're not fighting alone. When you are lonely, please remember that there is Qian Qian's single dog behind you!
Stop calling yourself single dog. Dogs are dead at your age.
Single all the year round, we should reflect on whether the requirements for gender are too strict.
The other party refused your dog food and kicked over your dog basin.
Don't say you are single dog. In your year, dogs died of old age.
Why does everyone celebrate Valentine's Day and my family celebrate Labor Day?
Tanabata is coming, and at most you are cuckolded.
I broke up with her today, single and happy.
But Singles Day doesn't matter, as long as the person I like celebrates Singles Day!
Don't say you are lonely and alcoholic, say you are single dog.
Those who have the ability but can't find them are called single aristocrats, and those like you are called single dog.
Why are you single? Because you are not only ugly, but also think others are ugly.
Some people say that the second half-price advertisement hurt single dog, which is your business in single dog. We only eat two single pigs.
Being single may mean being a hero in your own eyes and being a woman in others' eyes.
On such a cold day, single dog may be upgraded to barking.
No matter what I do, she is the most tearful place in your heart.
Hello, everyone. It's sunny. I'll take off my order today and start wearing two pieces tomorrow.
Because the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl have been living in a state of separation, the Cowherd and his cow are very good, so it's Tanabata, but please tell each other!
Please don't call me single dog. My code name is lone wolf.
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