Have you ever met anything funny in your life?

1. I am desperate to chase a girl. 1 year later, my sister finally said that she had AIDS and didn't want to hurt me.

2. Open the tanker to refuel, and the elder sister added 97#.

I was hungry in the middle of the night, so I went to the grocery store to buy instant noodles, and when I brought them back, I found it was Kangshuaifu.

It took me five years to buy a car with a down payment, and a few days later I was told it was a test drive.

5. When I was just with my ex-girlfriend, I opened a room for the first time and saw red. I was told that I was a virgin, but later I found out that this was my period. ...

6. I think my whole life is funny. Welcome to talk about yours in the comments section.

Tell me about my childhood (covering my face)

I am a girl (more embarrassed). When I was about six or seven years old, I did an embarrassing thing that made me want to laugh when I thought about it.

When I was a child, I always liked to spank my dad, either because there was something wrong with me or because I felt very elastic (covering my face).

At first I just fought at home, and my dad didn't say anything about me.

Later, I got bold and patted my dad's ass outside. Maybe no one saw it and my dad didn't say anything, so I don't have the concept of not doing it.

But once

Never forget

My father is talking to another male colleague on the windowsill. The male colleague is a good uncle and often gives me something to eat.

I used to think he was handsome when I was a child.

Seeing my dad lying there, I didn't think about anything. Maybe my hand was itchy, so I ran over and slapped him. Because of my acceleration, that slap was still very powerful.

The moment I laid hands on him, I felt that my hand felt wrong. Why is this so elastic?

As soon as I looked up, I saw that uncle turned around and looked at me in horror and embarrassment.

I thought it was over. I got into trouble and ran away.

I don't know what that uncle thinks, but he never brought me any more food (covering his face, he didn't mean to)

Once a bicycle tire was punctured, I borrowed glue from my neighbor's house. Because I was in a hurry to go to work, I applied glue after simple treatment. After waiting for a while, I butted and squeezed with my hands, but I couldn't stick it. I'm so anxious that I sweat. I just need to stick to it at ordinary times. What happened? I picked up the glue and looked at it. I laughed to death. It says "Hongmeisu Ointment!" I am also careless about my neighbor's carelessness. Every time I mention it, my neighbor always laughs his head off. How funny!

There is a male classmate named Xia Jian in high school.

Once the school held a program on New Year's Day, and this guy signed up for a singing performance.

When the host announced the curtain call, he said in a cadence, "Next, please ask Xia Jian to bring us a song" Being Deceived. "

Students in the audience: "Ha ha ha."

Experience it for yourself, hahaha.

I went out with my friends that day and saw someone propose. My friend asked me why I had to get down on one knee when I proposed. I said get on your knees and go to the grave.

Do you find it funny? Please look at the pictures.

I remember when I was a child, I kept a few rabbits at home and always watched adults pull their ears. My father explained that rabbits' ears are used to pull things. Once I went to my grandmother's house, she kept a donkey. I will never forget its legs in my life. ...

I have seen many interesting things in my life, but two of them are the most interesting. It's all ghosts, God's business. The first thing, when I was a child, I rode a small earthen temple in the countryside. At that time, people said it was disrespectful and there should be "retribution". Because I don't care about being small. Then nothing happened, and I was amused. The second thing, I happened to find a "ghost", which was scary-looking and full of teeth. Later, I took off his face and found it was fake. It's funny to think about it. That is to say, in this man's world, God, ghosts and ghosts are all false. As long as I put incense on it, I can't worship it as a god or a Buddha. As for the "ghost", as long as you don't be afraid of it, then its true colors will be exposed.

I'm watching Xiaoming's escape series. I can't help laughing. I am imitating the teacher, reaching out to the door and shouting: Xiao Ming, get out. At this moment, an old customer passed by the store. His real name is Xiaoming. He looked at me blankly. ...