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Talking about the Humor of Women Drinking

The humor about women drinking is as follows:

1, drink today, get drunk today, don't live too tired; All the good things are over, and all the bad things are over. I just want to be in a better mood.

2, the average woman doesn't drink, and the woman who drinks is unusual. Women don't drink ordinary wine. Women who drink, they carry elegant cups and behave coquettishly. Between the cups and cups, the face is like a peach blossom, looking in all directions, and there are thousands of customs.

3, wine and beauty, naturally wine is not intoxicating. It doesn't matter if there are no people who love flowers and know how to taste wine. The flowers are fragrant with wine.

4. Women who drink alcohol pour wine, drink love and be ecstatic.

5, women, you can be crazy, you can make trouble, but don't drink, drinking is not good for you, women, think about people around you when you want to drink, think about people who love you when you want to drink, think about people who have hurt you when you want to drink, anyway, women, love yourself.

6. Women who drink alcohol have delicate minds. After two or three drinks, their mood and inspiration reached their peak. If they don't spit, they will leave a beautiful masterpiece.

7. A woman's charm and amorous feelings are between a few glasses of wine. Women who drink have poems and distant places.

8. Raise a glass to invite beautiful women. How much should I drink? I'm sober and airy in the morning when the spring is bursting. Whoever refuses to accept his wife's control, Qianshan is always in love, so I'll do it with this cup!

9. I suggest you go drinking instead of falling in love. Because in wine, you are either dead or alive, but in love, you can neither die nor live well.

10, half a catty of wine, gargle, one catty of wine, the same road, two jins of wine, even if the wall is gone, I will go.