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33 tips to make your boyfriend obedient and good!

First thing: help him put on his coat before going to work.

Second: give him a kiss before he goes on a business trip.

The third thing: before he went to his friend's house, he was told to come back early.

Fourth: Remember to let him take an umbrella when the weather is bad.

Fifth, if you haven't come back after the normal time, you should make a phone call to reassure yourself, and be careful not to use too accusatory tone.

Sixth: Be polite to his friends when they come home.

Seventh: Give him more face in front of friends or in public.

Eighth: When talking to his acquaintances, including his colleagues, friends and family, talk about his benefits appropriately.

Ninth: Please don't call him stingy in front of anyone on any occasion.

Tenth: When shopping, remember to ask him to keep your wallet temporarily and let him pay the bill every time.

Eleventh: He sometimes smokes, especially when he is with friends. Don't mind too much.

Twelfth: He sometimes drinks a little beer, especially when he is with friends. Don't be too opposed.

Thirteenth: He wants to watch the World Cup every four years, so he should give some support. He comes once every four years, and you have a chance at any time.

Fourteenth: When he gets off work, remember to tell him that you are back and make him feel at home.

Fifteenth: When he has a headache, you can help him massage his head. You don't need good technology. More is spiritual comfort.

Sixteenth: when his back hurts, help him beat his back for a while. You can beat him 10 minutes, which is definitely better than beating him 1 hour outside.

Seventeenth: When you call your parents and send a text message, don't forget to send a message to his parents to convey a gentle greeting.

Eighteenth: When you buy something for your parents, remember to give them the same.

Nineteenth: Give parents a little filial piety at the same time, and don't favor one over the other.

Twentieth: Please remember his and his parents' birthdays.

Twenty-one: Remember to express your blessing on his or his parents' birthday. If you don't have time, you don't have to ask for gifts, and you don't have to buy expensive gifts. The so-called courtesy is light and affection is heavy.

Twenty-two: If he doesn't go shopping with you, you can be a little impatient, but don't force him to accompany you every time. Remember to let him go once when necessary, and don't be angry about it, otherwise it may be self-defeating.

Twenty-three: When he is depressed and upset, you can let him yell at you, but let him sincerely apologize to you afterwards.

Twenty-four: When he is frustrated, you can hold him for a while, which will help him regain his confidence and ambition.

Twenty-five: When he loses his job, tell him that a blessing in disguise is a blessing in disguise.

Twenty-six: Fill a glass of wine for him when he is happy.

Twenty-seven: When he is depressed, give him a cigarette.

Twenty-eight: Wash his hair once when he is covered with dust.

Twenty-nine: When two people go out to have a good time, sprinkle jiao once and let him carry you upstairs.

Thirtieth: Help him prepare clothes for the morning.

Thirty-one: Show others the clothes or gifts he bought for you on appropriate occasions.

Thirty-two: When the atmosphere is harmonious, shave him once.

Thirty-three: You can let him cook, you can let him do coolies to help you deliver things, you can let him be a cleaner to help you clean the house, but you have to help him wash clothes.

Love words that touched her boyfriend.

First, the fate is scattered, and love is tonight; Don't seek wealth, just want to have; Countless days and nights, silently missing; The mountain stream finally returns to the sea; The dream lover will eventually be in his arms!

Don't say goodbye when you are still going on. Now I can endure all the pain just to be happy with you.

Third, because of the waywardness of the past, I missed many people worth cherishing. Now I just hope that God will give me another chance, and don't let me miss you because I love you!

Four, you only remember my vicious tongue, my barbarism, but my bitch can't remember me who loved you at the beginning.

5. Missing you is pain, loving you is happiness, and marrying you is a bet. Being a lover, I have no regrets.

6. There are no traces of wings in the sky, but birds have flown; There are no traces of fins in the water, but the fish have swam over; There is no trace of me in your world, but I love you deeply!

Seven, maybe when a person is really helpless, he should smile in addition to smiling.

Are you used to everything in your life? Your parents can still support you. Are you used to believing that everyone is hypocritical? There are many mistresses now. Are you used to admitting that you are always right? I hope you will become a leader of a country one day. Do you think you lack tolerance, appreciation and affirmation now? If I can, I can give you all these!

If there is an afterlife, I don't want to meet you again Don't worry, just hear me out! I hope to be your eyes and any part of you, so that I can always be with you!

Ten, different times, different places, different languages, are all shallowly written with pictures related to you, the same feelings, the same smiling face, and feelings are all photocopied with constant love for you. In a word, I love you, in two words, forever.

Eleven, my love is wine, the longer the more alcohol; My love is a kind of power, and there is no limit to every minute. On this romantic Valentine's Day, I only dedicate it to my dearest you! Happy Valentine's Day!

Twelve, if you are not beautiful, if you are not smart, if your legs are short, if your waist is thick, even if you are like a cow, it doesn't matter, because in the eyes of lovers, you will be beautiful!

13. Life is like jiaozi. No matter what stuffing you are, I will wrap you tightly in my heart. No matter how the boiled water of life is cooked, my love for you will never fade!

Fourteen, the wonderful use of mobile phones in love: turn on to wait for you, turn off to avoid you, turn off to forget you, and the number expires to forget forever!

Fifteen, love tells me that I was so fragile before missing; Love tells me that separation is a sweet loneliness; Love tells me that there will be beautiful fireworks on dependent nights; Love tells me that sincerity will have a perfect result!

16. Do you love me? If so, please undertake all the obligations of love, that is, think more about me every day, love me more every day, care more every day, contact more every day, and be sure to finish it!

Seventeen, if I really say my inner guilt, I'm afraid you think I'm worthless, but if I don't say it, I feel worthless.

18. Listening to you in spring, I can't help but be fascinated by it. Every moment has vitality, every minute has the power of beauty, and every second has the charm of you blooming in my heart.

Nineteen, love, don't be afraid to refuse, boldly confess, because refusing is not terrible, and missing is terrible; Don't be afraid to take responsibility and make bold promises, because taking responsibility is a blessing and commitment is courage. Brave love is more wonderful, dare to fight and be happy.

Whether we are loved or not, we should try to be a lovely person. Don't blame anyone, don't laugh at anyone, don't envy anyone, run in the sun, dream your own dreams and go your own way.

2 1. If I were your girlfriend, I would be arrogant when I was in power and obedient when I was weak, making you wonder why I was always wrong.

Twenty-two, I am not the best! But I dare say that I am the most suitable to live with you! I really like you and care about you. I hope you can marry me and let me be your guardian angel forever!

Synonym of proprietary technology

Chinese pronunciation: tips

A key method.

Synonyms: secret, method, trick, secret

Make sentences with know-how

1. What is the secret of your success?

If you want to write a good composition, the key is to master the knack of writing.

Make sentences with synonyms of proprietary technology

Secret: Many people think that there is a secret to learning, but in fact it is hard work in exams.

Practice: If children are the hope of society, then education is the only way to realize the ideal.

Tip: I found another tip in my life today!

Extended reading: learn to distinguish and use synonyms correctly

1, synonym explanation: synonyms refer to words with similar or identical meanings. Synonyms have similar meanings and synonyms have the same meaning. )

2. There are various subtle differences between synonyms and synonyms, which can be distinguished from the aspects of meaning, color and function.

3. Many synonyms express similar meanings, but the actual meanings are different. For example, reservation and reservation, both of which have the meaning of pre-agreement. Appointment refers to pre-agreement or agreement, mostly to control abstract things, such as scheduled financing plan, forward route, scheduled annual fiscal deficit, etc. Reservation refers to the purchase agreed in advance, and its follow-up objects are goods and other specific things, such as booking milk, room, newspaper and so on.

4. Distinguish from the emotional color: For example, the emotional colors of the three words of result, result and consequence are: praise, middle and derogatory. It is also a way to distinguish different styles of writing, such as walking and walking, chatting and talking.

Some words look very similar and are generally called synonyms. In fact, few words have the same meaning and usage. The differences between them are often subtle, but this is a proof of the richness and accuracy of our language. When we cherish our language, we should always pay attention to the meaning and usage of words, and when we write, we should choose them carefully. When you can't decide, look it up in the dictionary.

6. Words are like elves. As long as you make good use of them, they will have unexpected effects. Therefore, whether speaking or writing, we should make good use of words. As long as you can use it accurately and flexibly, it will make your language glow with vitality and brilliance.

The words that touched my boyfriend were brief.

It's cold, put on more clothes. Although I am not around, you should take good care of yourself. Don't make me worry about you.

I haven't talked to you for a day, and I feel wrong!

I just want you to pay more attention!

Monday: Honey, I miss you Tuesday: I miss you Wednesday: I miss you Thursday: I miss you ............ Friday: I miss you Saturday: I really miss you Sunday: I miss you, honey, I'm tired. Will you miss me next week?

Your happiness is my happiness. .......

If one day you are tired of wandering and come back to me, I am willing to give you a warm home!

I love you, I can't live without you!

No matter what you become, I will always love you.

I gave you my body, including my heart, without complaint. ...

You were great last night!

My lovely pig, don't forget to find something to eat ~ ~

I want to be your woman.

Taking care of myself is my greatest happiness.

Labor, I must marry you,

No matter what others say, I will marry you.

Without you, the earth will not turn; Without you, the sun will not rise; Without you, the flowers withered and I withered.

Dear, I want to say to you: I sincerely wish our great motherland prosperity, cross-strait reunification and early realization of the four modernizations! ! !

I have a little secret in my heart. Do you want to know? Let the wind tell you quietly that I like you, I really do.

I touch your face, look into your eyes, feel your body temperature and breathe your air.

Love at first sight, two of a kind, doomed to three lives! Hold your hand and grow old with your son! Our agreement will last forever!

Do you remember when you were sad, I was even sadder than you, and I was so sad.

Write a short message to tell you with the feeling of loving you; Sprinkle your thoughts with sweetness and give them to you; Sneeze with your happiness and give it to you; May you receive it, happiness and warmth!

May the first ray of sunshine bring you a hundred times of spirit, may the first greeting bring you refreshing, and may the first sentence not make you nervous. The first sentence is good morning!

If I were your girlfriend, I would let you cross the road by my hand and never look at the oncoming traffic.

If I were your girlfriend, I would let you hold my hand like a child and let me turn 360 degrees from time to time to watch you grin and scold me.

If I were your girlfriend, I would personally help you choose Shuai Shuai's clothes, bracelets and jeans, so that every girl would envy me for having a good boyfriend.

If I were your girlfriend, I would clumsily help knit a light gray scarf made of all wool. Although you will find small holes in the first few rows, you must also encourage me to say that it is more exquisite than Hengyuanxiang.

If I were your girlfriend, I would let you take me to a tragic movie, and I was still crying when I came out. I want you to coax me into saying that it's just a movie, and we won't do that.

If I were your girlfriend, I would suddenly scream hungry when I was shopping, and then ask you to take me to eat hot pot, order a big table of dishes, and I will be full after eating only a little. It's incredible to see you open your eyes.

I hope it's pathetic, because I want you to eat it all. Hehe, hot pot lasts the longest. I like watching you eat to death.

If I were your girlfriend, I would buy wine after quarreling, and then sit on a high place alone and watch the distance cry. If I am wrong, you will scold me and I will make an expensive long distance call to you.

After pressing the button, I listened to your sigh quietly. I blushed and bit my lip, feeling glad that the plot was successful again.

If I were your girlfriend, I would be arrogant when I was in power, and I would be good when I was weak, making you wonder why it was you who was wrong, and it was always me who complained.

You are very talented, and you are really lucky to know you.

Jealousy means liking you, being angry means caring about you, being in a daze means missing you, being sad is just afraid of losing you, being happy together means liking, and being unhappy together means loving you. A short message shows that I miss you very much at this moment.

Weave a happy flower basket with unexpected sweetness and give it to you. It will bloom like flowers at your birthday party and let the sweetness spread throughout your room. May you have the best friendship, just because I bless you. Happy birthday!

You're happy, so I'm happy, you're happy, so I'm happy, you're moved, so I'm moved, I'm happy for you, I'm worried about you, the ups and downs in the world, I love your heart, and I'm following your obsessive footsteps closely. Even if it is a small bed, I am happy to have you to keep me warm. This is also the life I want. Happiness comes from this, which is really simple.

Love at first sight, two of a kind, doomed to three lives! Hold your hand and grow old with your son! Our agreement will last forever!

Life is hurt, painful, sweet and bitter. Every kind of trauma is a kind of maturity, which makes people think, make people strong, and make people know how to cherish. If a person has not suffered too much, it is difficult to have compassion; If a person has never tasted bitterness, it is difficult to know the taste of sweetness. Facing suffering bravely and overcoming it optimistically is also a kind of practice. Without eternal night and winter, suffering will eventually pass, and sunshine will always come after the storm.

Tell our child how much you love him. Both boys and girls should love. Don't argue with him for toys and don't be jealous of him. Because he came to this world for you.

Do you remember when you were sad, I was even sadder than you, and I was so sad.

When the peak has no edges and corners, I am still infatuated with you; When the river stops flowing, you and I will still be sad; When time stops, day and night cannot stop my love for you; Everything on that day becomes necessary, and I will foolishly pursue you. I still can't break up with you, I will wait for you infatuated. The warmth you give is my greatest attachment in this life. Let's be with the world of mortals. Short messages often go around my ears and tell me eternal love!

Pig head, I embroidered a pillow for you. I hope you like it. I hope that when you hold her in the future, you can feel the feeling of holding me!

People who once loved each other so much have become the most familiar strangers in the world. Should we be happy or sad? I once told myself that I would make you regret it.

The ink of love, splashing in the dreamland of missing, is the direction that I chase you day and night. Dear, I love you, and we should share the beautiful scenery of life together.

I hope you can earn money to support your family, but whether you are poor or a millionaire in the future, please allow me to have my own business, a little bit. Of course, I will put my family first.

It is destined to shed tears and ink for you forever, imbuing your orchid-like breath, revealing the secrets of several light years every word, condensing wet and fine thoughts in the brow, turning them into whispers between lips and teeth, and weaving them into a graceful and beautiful dream.

I don't care that you have nothing, as long as you love me enough, I can resist the temptation of beautiful clothes in the mall, because I want to save you a few days' living expenses; I can ignore the fear of a long journey because I want to see you.

As time goes by, I know how difficult it is to live like this. However, I think we are still very grateful to God for being a human being, undergoing the baptism of life, learning a lot and knowing a lot. Under the heavy baptism of life, we have learned: cherish what we have now and strive to create a better life tomorrow.

The world of mortals is long, and I love you very much. The green hills are full of water and the years are long. The bright moon is in the sky, and Qian Qian is full of thoughts. Holding hands silently, the true feelings are bright. I will always be with you.

I am just an ethereal phantom, a smoke ring curling in the light gap. I don't care about the future, as long as it gradually condenses and dissipates from your breath at this moment.

If I want to leave this world one day, I hope the final destination is in the arms of the person I love, so I won't be afraid anymore, even if I drink the bowl of Meng Po soup on Naihe Bridge that forgets my past life. I can still bring you these memories of your arm.

What kind of lover is the best? Not the most handsome, not the richest, not the most beautiful, not the sexiest. But the one who supports you when you are weak, helps you when you need it, and supports you when you are in pain. No one owes you in this world. I am willing to help you just because I love you. In this life, the person you love most is actually the person you want to call most when you are helpless!

Today is your birthday. I want to go over the mountains to see you, but I don't have enough strength. I want to see you by car or boat, but I don't have enough money, so I can only stand on the roof and shout to you across the hill: "Happy birthday!

There can be no sun during the day, no moonlight at night, I can resist in hot and cold summer, I can resist in hard and bumpy will, loneliness makes me flustered, lest you leave me, and loving you gives me the greatest strength.

I love you, and I will love you because I love you, so don't always wonder if I have sacrificed too much for you when my heart is full of happiness. What is education and what is money? We have love, everything will be there, and I have never felt wronged by your side, really.

Promise me you won't like me easily, and if you like me, you won't leave me easily.

There are three important days in this world, the day when you are there touches the heartstrings; On that day there, I was no longer lonely in joy; The day you and I become us, we will be happy forever.

Luan Feng caught a glimpse of the curtains hanging, the morning mist accompanied by snow dew, and looked at the moon last night. Tonight, the stars and the moon are holding hands, the world is bright and the moon is drunk. If I love you, I will give you my whole heart and make you happy forever!

I thought I would be your only bride in this life, but I didn't expect it to end badly. You said I never cared about you. You said I loved my job far more than myself.

Don't say goodbye when you are still going on. Now I can endure all the pain just to be happy with you.

Be crazy with you for a thousand years and be reincarnated with me forever.

If you don't leave, I won't give up.

With you, I will no longer be an eagle soaring in the blue sky I'd rather stay in the tree in front of your door, watch you and protect you.

Your world is very big, and my world is only you.

Fate is a romantic encounter that instantly turns your heart into eternity!

I would like to be one of your teeth. At least, you will be miserable without me.

I think it is also a kind of happiness to look at you like this.

Loving you is what I want to do all my life.

No matter the ends of the earth, you will never leave my heart.

Don't worry, you still have me.

I'm fine, but I miss you very much.

Come to me when you are tired. The door is always open for you. You are always welcome.

No matter how the world changes, it is enough for you to know that there is still one person in this world who understands and loves you.