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A beautiful sentence for catching crabs

The beautiful sentence of crab catching is as follows:

1, the crab walks in a different way, crawling all over the floor, triumphant, like a furious drunk.

2. Bass has a tail and four cheeks, and Songjiang is the only one. Crabs with two claws and eight feet are rampant in Kyushu. The hammer struck three times, but Jie Lianhuan had nine beads.

3, eating crabs in autumn pays attention to autumn, chrysanthemum crab fat, this is the best time for people to taste crabs. Crab is an excellent aquatic product with tender meat and delicious taste. Autumn crabs are delicious and nutritious, but if eaten improperly, they may cause health damage.

4, chanting crabs is more like Zhejiang, and a real person is famous for swimming in the sea without learning and skills. If you have bones, you want to see real people. Taoist Mo is afraid of thunder and electricity, and will not use dragons to fear water.

When the crab walked sideways, I moved it with a small stick, and its two big pliers immediately opened and its body was half upright, as if to fight with me. I put it in the fish tank with a stick, and it took the crab a while to put away the big pliers. It seems that crabs are not very vigilant!

6. The biggest feature of crabs is that they walk sideways. I brought a stick to move the crab, and the crab caught my stick with pliers. As soon as I lifted the stick, I also lifted the crab out. After I put it on the ground, it walked sideways and hid under the leg of the hanger, probably thinking it was safe to put it there.

7. Crabs are kept in pots, each wearing brown armor and holding two big pliers, and rampaging like a mighty and arrogant general.

8. The little white bubble in the mouth of the little crab seems to be an old man smoking a hookah leisurely. Crab's eyes are as big as mung beans. If you touch them, they will shrink into the big lid.

9. This little crab is very small and has a layer of light brown hair on its back. It has eight feet and two big saws in its hand, which is very imposing. When crabs swim, they keep spitting bubbles in their mouths, as if they were breathing fresh air!

10. These crabs are flat and round, green all over, with a big shell on their backs, just like a warrior in armor. Their eyes are as big as rice grains, and their mouths open and close. When the room is particularly quiet, they can still hear the hiss from the crab's mouth.