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How can a circle of friends be isolated?

1. If life deceives you, don't worry, take out your beauty camera and cheat life.

Whether you are doing well or not is unknown to others, but everyone knows when you are fat.

You always say that dreams are out of reach, but you never go to bed early and get up early.

4. Silence is golden. Don't talk to me. I want to save money.

At the same age as flowers, they have grown into fleshy ones.

6. I'm blind only because I looked at you one more time in the crowd.

7. I learned several special dishes in the past few days when I was isolated at home.

8. Whether I pay attention to image depends on our relationship.

9. From elementary school to university, the only constant is a heart that doesn't want to learn.

10, please remember when you go out: Be sure to return Niu B to Niu.

1 1. Fate makes you lose a big lang, and finally you will get a big lang back.

12, the highest level of boredom, with the TV on, holding up the phone, chewing snacks and watching the computer.

13, small tuition fee, junior high school fee, senior high school fee and university fee.

My future is not a dream. My future is a nightmare!

15, if fate grabs your throat. You grab your destiny and your armpit.

16, the flower heart now. Because I work harder than anyone.

How are you getting along now? If you have a bad life, I will feel at ease.

18, I'm not familiar with Wu Bai. His brother 250 knows me very well.

19. Although we have never met, you must be safe.

20. There are three mines in our house, door frames, window frames and eye sockets. Would you like to stay with me?