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Tik Tok interesting woman, let's talk about it.

1, I give myself to you. Cute as it is, I can't afford it.

2. Don't take too many selfies in your circle of friends. We have all met.

I just think you are very sweet and want to taste you all.

Whenever you meet me, it's your blessing anyway.

Xiu Yuan Road is far away, so let's take a taxi.

6. I like you very much, and you should like me more. Don't be stingy.

7. I am good at provoking people, distancing myself and cutting off interpersonal relationships.

8. I have a truckload of girls, and I have no place to distract them.

9, looking for a girlfriend, don't look for me, too many people chasing, can't give you a sense of security.

10, beauty is a sin, and blizzard can't bury it.

1 1. What kind of me do you like? I have many masks. Take your time.

12, damn it, my head misses you again. Come and rub it for me.

13, I'm actually not complicated. If you know me carefully, you will find that I have nothing but beauty.

14, I want to stay with you all the time, mm-hmm.

15, hello, you make my heart beat, please be responsible.

16, since you can't give me the future, how can you have the courage to say forever?

17, don't treat me like gold, I'm actually a sparkling diamond.

18, I have more than 80 kinds of small spicy strips. It's not too late to consider making friends with me.

19, I don't like you playing well with other girls, just don't like it, just have a bad temper, just be willful.

20. If I can, I will give you the hurt I have given you again.

2 1, be a child, take out a small pocket and there will be sugar falling out.

22. Look at your thin bones. They are good material for me.

23, I am a very close person, do not believe you kiss.

24. Hurry up and secretly kiss me, my eyes are closed.

25. Bear for you, candy for you, star and moon for you. Come home with me.

26. Hide tenderness and cuteness and leave it to the person you like.

27. I want to hold you in my arms, just like a father holding his son.

28. You can't just say you like many things, such as me.

29. Only you can see my tenderness and sweetness.

30. It's sour if I can't eat grapes. If I eat them, I'll show off in an ostentatious manner.

3 1, I hope you can throw a bag of snacks in my face for such a simple and rude friendship.

32. In my life, it is sweet when I have you, and salty when I have you.

33. Maybe I ate too much salt, and I always miss you when I am free.

34. I feel like falling in love recently, but there is nothing good about it. I want to give up this idea.

No matter how big the world is, I just want to revolve around you.

36. I understand all the reasons, but I can't help turning around when I hear others calling for beauty.

37. I'm not angry when you scold me. I'll make myself a cup of Lycium barbarum and influence you with love.

38. People and money, nothing else.

39. I suggest you change it. Your girlfriend is ordinary.

40. Some people say that if you have a child, you won't have dysmenorrhea. Have one!

4 1, all babies, why should I let you go?

42. I hope you are like a beautiful mountain river, which many people yearn for, but belongs to me.

43. I hope it fits, and I like to bump into it.

44. Looking down at your own meat is really gentle.

45. As long as I eat fast enough, being fat can't catch up with me.

Give me the bear in your arms. If you can't stand it, you can give it to me.

47. I don't want to reverse all beings, I just want to reverse you.

48, unhappy is the most terrible aging agent, you have to be a little fairy who loves to laugh.

49. Hey, turn on the front camera of the mobile phone. My wife is trapped inside.

You didn't say a spell, but all the stars fell in your eyes.

5 1, push your nose to your face, but your nose is too high for me to push it.

Wow, I want to change it. Can it stick to people?

You are a good boy, but I am too beautiful for you.

I admit that I have a bad temper, but I am easy to coax.

55, don't be polite to me, it will be an account sooner or later.

56. My quilt is so soft, fragrant and comfortable. Do you want to cover it together?

57. Your casual smile touched my heart.

58, hum, I don't want to be a wronged ghost, I want to be someone else's little baby.

59. If you want to fall in love, stop me at once.

60. There will be unexpected luck and sudden joy.

6 1, others 16-year-old girl has a teenager in her heart, and I 16-year-old girl only has magic in her heart.

62. I will fall in love when I have time, and I will continue to have a crush on you when I have no time.

63. The world is bitter, but I am sweet.

64. We are not suitable. I'm so cute that I'm a sweet burden to you.

65. Smart people don't lie. I want to be the woman in your heart.

66. Many things have to be digested by themselves, so the more you grow up, the fatter you get.

67. Build happiness on me. Do you think you are happy?

I really want to hug you, smell you, put my chin on your shoulder, sleep and fall asleep.

I have never been interested in your happiness, but I want to hear about your misfortune.

70. It's easy to fool me. Tell the baby to hug and feed, and buy a bag.

7 1, I'm going to the universe, and I'll come back to pick up the stars for you.

72. Some people say that I am shameless, which is nonsense. I am too beautiful to give up.

73. You have your boyfriend and I have my little brother, not very handsome, but many.

I am much cuter than you today, so you should kiss me.

Since you can't be your bride, be your mother.

76. The world is noisy and I am not good at communication, so I just want to live in your heart and listen to your heartbeat.

77. If you don't know what to do, you will die in love.

78. It is enough to eat the best food and love the loveliest person for life.

79. I want to buy an oversized envelope and send you delicious candy and me inside.

80. Don't count sheep. Poor sheep has insomnia.

8 1, you have no choice but to love me. Otherwise, you will eventually drown in my overwhelming thoughts.