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On my brother's signature

1. Tears tell me that I want to leave. Please let me go! I said that my brothers, friends and classmates have all left, so please stay with me! What shall I do if you leave? ?

2. A man should protect at least four things, the land under his feet, his parents at home, the woman in his arms and his brothers around him.

I remembered the word "brother" in my heart and drew a picture for this sentence.

4. Looking back on a cigarette in that year, a brother is bigger than the sky.

A man should protect four things all his life, the land under his feet, his parents at home, the woman in his arms and his brothers around him. ..

6. Don't hurt your brother for a woman.

7. There is a kind of boys who can be called girlfriends, and there is a kind of girls who can be called brothers.

8. I often hurt you and scold you because I believe in our relationship. -Best friends.

9. Time has passed, and we are still thinking about the crazy three years. My heart is attached to my sisters. I like my relationship with my brother. Thank you for your company in the past three years, so that I am not alone.

10. There are only two kinds of outsiders who will be kind to you, the first is a brother, and the second is an object.

1 1. Brothers, let's make a scene.

12. My good sisters and brothers, we will be together for life.

13. Only in trouble can you see clearly what a dog is and what a brother is.

14. Dragon Boat Festival is coming. Who do you want to be? Wife, husband, friend, buddy, Lan Yan, brother, boyfriend.

15. Not lovers, not brothers, just inseparable.

16. I like your people. No matter who wants to treat you as a brother, I'm just afraid that my friends will eventually leave and my brother can go out to play again.

17. I think we are a group of people this summer. Wearing a brother costume. Go shopping.

18. What girl doesn't have a few girlfriends whispering, and that man doesn't have a few brothers who smoked, drank and fought when he was young.

19. In addition to pleasing you, Long Distance Love also wants to please the three aunts and six grandmothers around you so that they don't think I'm bored.

My boyfriend's brother suddenly said to me, "I like you." I was scared. Oh, my God! Male ... Ah!

2 1. Even if there is nothing, there are brothers and sisters and beer.

22. Brothers only talk about this life all their lives, not the afterlife.

23. Sisters are the people I want to marry.

24. So many years of campus life. Not in vain. At least now the college entrance examination is accompanied by your brothers. Really. A lifetime. I love you!

25. How many brothers and sisters have said that sharing weal and woe will never be separated? Time is leaving and changing. Don't worry too much. Say forever.

26. I have been the brother of too many men, so you can't let me be a woman once.

27. You said that my sister likes you and your brother likes me, so we can't be together in public. Do you know how brave I need to be to decide to be with you?

28. Some boys can be called girlfriends, and some girls can be called brothers.

29. My brother's loyalty doesn't like ~ roll, if you move my brother ~ chop, my brother has nothing to say ~ help, whoever breaks his brother's wings will ruin his paradise.

The happiest thing is that you have several brothers or girlfriends who can make you laugh often.

3 1. I hate two kinds of people most, one is bullying my brothers and friends and pretending to be forced in front of others, and the other is people who don't take their women seriously.

32. When a boy replies to you with foul language, congratulations, he regards you as a brother.

33. I am a person, not a toy. Don't let me go just because you are brothers.

34. Brother, you have lost weight and become slim.

Don't blame your brother for not being human, blame your sister-in-law for her charm.

How dare you lead me to your brother and proudly say that this is my daughter-in-law.

37. Since I met your girlfriend, I have decided to be good brothers with you.

38. Old man, I want to say, hey, brother, happy Father's Day, because I don't think you are old.

39. Never hurt the feelings between brothers for women.

40. As far as I know, there are only three kinds of people: enemies, friends and brothers!

4 1. What if I don't have you? I have people who like me. I have honey, brother and beer.

42. There is a kind of boy called girlfriend and a kind of girl called brother.

43. Love is to be brothers with your heart and live with your life.

44. In the college entrance examination, brothers cheer and eat zongzi together after the exam!

45. A man's strength lies not in how many brothers and money he has fucked, how many women he has played, how many ambiguous things he has talked back to his parents, and how many things he has made outside.

46. Looking back on a cigarette that year, an elder brother was bigger than the sky.

47. What do you choose, brother or love?

48. Eat, drink and be friends together. Playing without eating or drinking is called brother.

49. Hey, buddy, it's been a long time. Where are you?

50. Brothers are brothers and women are clothes. I'll strip anyone who touches my hands and feet.

5 1. If one day I lose everything and become nothing. Who will stand by and say to me; It's okay. You still have me, a brother or friend.

I don't want much, just a woman who will accompany me all my life and a group of brothers who can attend my funeral.

53. Only a few good sisters and brothers. I just want to say that I am very happy and moved to have you.

54. When you are confused, only you won't dislike my brother.

55. What is a brother? It's just a person who doesn't have a phone call every week, but I'm bored. The phones are all here.

56. Eat, drink and be friends together. Playing without eating or drinking is called brother.

57.? The cry of brotherhood is greater than the friendship between heaven and earth.

I can give up anything for my brother.

59.XF, HR, HJH and Lys are brothers in this life and will be brothers in the next life.

60. It is said that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. In retrospect, I actually streaked in too many chefs for several years!

61.[-It is said that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. In retrospect, I actually streaked in too many cooks for so many years. ]

62. When your woman sleeps in someone else's bed, you lose: when your brother points a gun at you, you lose completely.

Little fool, you love me so much that I told my brother.

64. Steal my man, my brother, my interpersonal relationship, my glory, and even treat my dog as a treasure.

65. I was suspended for the first time not because of my poor grades, but because I helped my brother fight. He spoke ill of my brother.

66. Who said that quarrels never leave, and only girlfriends can't leave? Wrong, and brothers, good brothers, leverage!

67. It is said that women are clothes and brothers are brothers. Whoever touches my hands and feet, I will touch his clothes.

68. Hehe, I finally understand what a real brother is. Not just the daily verbal headlines. It's that I'm sad and she's sad, and I'm sad and she's heartbroken.

69. My greatest happiness is watching the people I love get happier and happier. -Best friends, brothers, friends, confidants. Promise me everything will be fine.

70. Eat, drink and be friends together. Playing without eating or drinking is called brother.

7 1. Brothers are like brothers, and women are like clothes. Who wants to lose both arms and get dressed?

72. Good brothers smoke two cigarettes at a time.

73. Man, when your own woman sleeps in someone else's bed, you have already lost. When your own brother points a knife at you, you have completely lost.

74. As the saying goes, brothers are like brothers. Women are like clothes. There are many people with broken hands and feet in this world. But have you ever seen anyone who goes naked every day?

75. Eat, drink and be friends together. Playing without eating or drinking is called brother.

76. If you think of a cigarette in those days, your brother will be bigger than the sky all his life.

77. Tears tell me that I want to leave. Please let me go! I said that my brothers, friends and classmates have all left, so please stay with me! What shall I do if you leave? ?

78. If you eat, drink and be merry, you call it a friend; If you don't eat, drink or play, call it a brother.

79. Some boys can be called girlfriends, and some girls can be called brothers. //

80. There is a boy who can be called a best friend.

8 1. Even if there is nothing, there are brothers and sisters and beer-

82. Brothers are like brothers and women are like clothes. If anyone touches my clothes, I'll cut off his hands and feet.

83. Sisters for life! To me, they will always be brothers.

84. Don't you know that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers? There are many people with broken hands and feet in this world, but how many dare to go to the streets without clothes!

85. How many classes have been dissolved this summer? How many brothers? How many people can't be with the people they like?

86. There is not much I can do. When you need me, I will always be by your side. Brother/

87. Brother, give me a hug and talk about psychology. For me, brother, I can share everything with you except my wife? .

88. If one day a family member or brother is beaten, do it without saying anything.

89. "Brother, have a cigarette." "I promised my wife not to smoke." "It doesn't matter between you and me!" "How can a woman win the world if she does not keep her word?"

90. Looking back on a cigarette in those days, an elder brother is bigger than the sky.

9 1. Brothers, how can we repair this incomplete collective? !

92. If you lay a finger on my brothers and sisters, I will ruin your whole heaven!

93. In my eyes, you are brothers. In your eyes, I am just a tool that can be used.

94. A man should protect at least four things: the land under his feet, his parents at home, the woman in his arms and his brothers around him.

95. Do you know what is the funniest thing in the world? The two people you like turned out to be good brothers.

96. The college entrance examination is the first big hurdle on the road of life. Boss, brothers, get ready for the ultimate big move! Won!

97. In this world, it is difficult to find a person who thinks the same as himself. Even parents, brothers and sisters, even husbands and girlfriends, everyone has the same idea.

98. My brother is the one I want to marry.

99. Enemy 3,000 won't let it go, just fight for his brother. Ask your brother how long he will work and how long his heart will beat!

100. You love her to death and would rather give everything for her. So have you ever thought that you still have family, brothers and friends/?

10 1. There is a girl who can be called a brother.

102. Remember that day when you told your brother with a happy face that this was my girlfriend?

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