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Besides air conditioning and watermelon, I want you this summer.

First, your gentleness is the reason I can't forget; Your concern really touched my heart; My heart, willing to let the years witness; I only pay for you and never regret it. Dear baby, I love you forever.

Second, if you feel happy, look for it; Cherish what you think is happy.

Third, come to this world to meet you, and then love you to death.

Fourth, the taste of happiness is a strong fragrance? Is it sweet? Is it a faint fragrance? Is it intoxicating? Neither! The taste of happiness is the heart when I am with you, and the determination to join hands with you and love you forever.

Five, open a dose of love elixir: sincerity, gentleness, respect for three points, understanding of four flavors, understanding of five or two. Take health as a medicine guide and take it with tenderness like water. The dosage is not limited, the more the better. Long-term use can grow old together.

6. I am willing to accompany you to eat half a watermelon silently until the tail grows in summer.

However, youth also needs us to cherish and work hard. Newton devoted his youth to discovering the law of universal gravitation; Einstein put forward the theory of relativity when he was young; Feng Ru released his youth and became the first plane designer and pilot in China.

8. Look up at the sky and see fireworks with different shapes and colorful colors. The blooming fireworks are like passionate meteor showers, like parachutes falling from the sky, and like fireflies dancing in the night sky.

I don't like this world. I only like you.

Ten, youth, half bright and half dark. It is a masterpiece that makes the gods cry, but we read it in a hurry. Inadvertently, the book of youth quietly closed, so that when we want to study it again, we find that the handwriting of youth has long been covered with dust and blurred.

Eleven, after the novelty, either lovers or passers-by.

Twelve, the old place is still safe and sound, and people are still coming and going as before.

Thirteen, if you still exist in this world, then this world is meaningful to me anyway; But if you leave, no matter how beautiful the world is, he is just a desert in my eyes.

Besides air conditioning and watermelon, I want you this summer.

15. You are as warm as the sun in spring, as beautiful as flowers in summer, as pure as clouds in autumn and as dazzling as plums in winter. With your four seasons, the world has become unusual. Valentine's Day is coming, and I really want to tell you that I am not alone with your company.

Don't be afraid to worry, just do it when you think about it. This is the world. When you dare not realize your dream, it will get farther and farther away from you. When you bravely pursue your dreams, the whole world will come to help you.

Seventeen, I don't want to hear from you in the future, say it now.

Eighteen, information is like candy, a long time, very sweet! If you eat too much candy, you will be very tired! I'm afraid you are bored, so I only give you one occasionally, because I want to leave the sweetest one to you: Baby, it's too hot, take care of yourself!

Nineteen, in fact, I have long liked you, but I don't know it myself.

Always with me, no matter what.

Twenty-one, we sometimes mistakenly think that what we can't get is precious; What you already have is very cheap. What we can't get, because of the lack of in-depth understanding, is just a beautiful illusion, showing us a gorgeous appearance. If one day, you get close to it and know its truth, you will find that it is so similar to what we have! Don't stay in your imagination, all you have is your happiness.

Twenty-two, just for the moment of tenderness, I was intoxicated; Just because of the indifference at that moment, I burst into tears. How can I forget you? How can I make you unhappy? How can I make you sad? May we live in harmony and happiness forever!

Seducing you with my whole youth is the most extravagant thing I have ever done.

Twenty-four, youth, so beautiful. But this kind of beauty will always be discovered by us when youth passes away. We will suddenly realize that, oh, time is golden. On the way to youth, we went to Tulane Peanut, but we were in such a hurry that we forgot to look down at the golden land under our feet.

Twenty-five, if I were Spongebob, who would follow me to catch jellyfish like Patrick?

Twenty-six, at least you, this is the greatest comfort.

How spacious your heart is, how much sunshine you can get.

You will never see me when I am loneliest, because I am loneliest when you are not by my side. You will never see me when I am happiest, because I am happiest when I receive your message when I am loneliest!

Twenty-nine, I often think that my previous life must have been a sunflower that lived happily in the sun, growing happily in the sun every day, watching birds singing happy songs and flying freely overhead. Otherwise, how can you like the sunshine and warmth like that? I long for a sunflower-like life, so I simply grew up in the sun. As long as there is sunshine, I can hold my head high and smile happily at the sky.

Come to me when you are tired, and I will give you a hug, which is worth a thousand words.

3 1. Sometimes you and I both know what not to say and who not to mention. Maybe you and I both know, but we are too lazy to mention it.

Since I met you, my life has changed. I forgot all my troubles and lived in heaven. Accept me, on the road to happiness, you and I can't be absent. I will love you forever until I die!

Blow air conditioners, eat watermelons and watch movies in summer.

1. Today, Lao Wang treats us to dinner, and eating watermelon and watching a drama in summer is really a perfect match.

At extremely hot noon, there is no cloud in the sky, no breeze in the space, and the air seems to be stagnant.

I like watermelon very much in summer, as well as ice cream and milk tea, which are necessary in summer.

There is a mosquito waiting for me outside the mosquito net. I dare not turn off the light. Why does God want mosquitoes to exist in summer?

5. Eat watermelons to your heart's content in summer, but don't be afraid of spring cube laundry tablets.

6. When summer comes, carry forward the spirit of loving watermelon.

7. Watermelon: Love is deep. When the legs are open and the grass is tired, bye.

8. If you can't get the sun in summer, clean the inside and outside, close the curtains and take a nap. I'm so happy to blow the air conditioner, eat watermelon and follow the drama.

9. Drinking iced tea, taking a nap on the sofa and eating watermelon all belong to summer!

10. Eating watermelon is the happiest thing in summer.

1 1. My summer: mobile phone, computer, air conditioner, summer quilt, watermelon, wifi, enough!

12. I know I can't eat more watermelon, but how can I live without watermelon in summer?

13. In summer, the fiery red sun symbolizes prosperity and gives people positive energy. What should summer look like: bright sunshine, blue sky, cicada singing, eating watermelon, swimming and catching dragonflies. These are all beautiful things.

14. Summer is so beautiful. Many good memories are related to summer. This beautiful season is suitable for going for a ride with beautiful people, watching the sunset, blowing the evening breeze and eating watermelons.

15. If you want to eat cold dishes, you have to eat them while they are hot, or they will get hot soon.

16. Only watermelon can make me happy in summer. Watermelon milk is twice as happy

17. The summer of the student party is called summer. Chasing idol dramas in cicadas and eating watermelon in air-conditioned rooms make people lose patience. At that time, the world was pure and beautiful, carefree and happy, and time dragged far into the shade. Miss the past and look forward to an unknown new life.

18. If there is no ice cream ice vita ice watermelon ice litchi ice crisp peach ice raisin in summer, then this summer is meaningless. What? Will litchi get angry if you eat too much? Just put it in the refrigerator and ice it!

19. When the starry sky is reflected on the rough sea, it dances up and down with the waves.

20. I want to eat half a watermelon with you silently until I grow a tail in summer.

I just don't want anyone but you.

1, keep your mouth shut in the group and be alone in your heart.

2, to girlfriends: think of me when you are happy, remember me when you are uncomfortable.

No one will be fair to you if you don't work hard. Only with hard work, resources and the right to speak can we win a fair opportunity for ourselves. -Yu

Real talents are as difficult to collect as flames, and they will always start a prairie fire.

As long as a person knows what he really wants and finds the life that suits him best, all the temptations and stimuli from outside really become irrelevant to him. Your body travels around the world as much as possible, and your mood can fluctuate in the world of mortals. The key is that your spirit must have a quiet core. With this core, you can become the master of your surging body and ups and downs. -Zhou

I won't depend on others, because I'm fed up with disappointment.

7. Someone hurt you, but you forgave him. Someone betrayed you, and you want to make it right. Someone doesn't love you, but you please him. Why do you wronged yourself for love? If a person really loves you, he will never be cold and hot for you; If a person really wants to chase you, he will never play with you; If a person really wants to marry you, he will never make promises indiscriminately.

8. Sometimes God doesn't give you what you want, not because you don't deserve it, but because you deserve better.

9. From a man's point of view, women who are too dependent are pitiful, women who are too independent are terrible, and living with them is very tiring. It is best to be independent and dependent, independent in character and emotionally dependent. Such a woman is lovely, and it is easy and interesting to live with her. -Zhou

10, blame yourself. Have the ability to like others, but have no ability to make others like you.

1 1. People who love each other will grow up together in the twists and turns of their feelings. People who love each other will not end up breaking up, nor will they really be unfaithful for a hundred times because of a mistake. Love is getting deeper and deeper all the way. We will only love each other deeply and understand each other's goodness, and we will never be apart again. Simple is not necessarily the best, but the best must be simple. -Yi Shu

12, sometimes, I accidentally know something, only to find that what I care about is so ridiculous.

13. From today on, be a simple person and be practical. Don't indulge in fantasy, don't make much ado about nothing. Be happy, cheerful, tenacious, enthusiastic and sincere to people. Sincere, calm, generous, tolerant and normal. Always full of hope for life and smile at difficulties and hardships. Read more books and watch more. Eat less and eat better. Have a dream, even if it is far away.

14, many times, your pain is in your own heart, but your happiness is in the eyes of others.

15, the biggest disadvantage of holding a grudge is to continue to torture yourself with pain points and make your personality more and more distorted. Most people dare not take revenge in broad daylight, so they all attack secretly and unconsciously turn themselves into living villains. Wu Danru

16, worry is hard to hide. Cover your mouth and it will pop out of your eyes.

17, we are all like clowns, playing with five balls. Five balls are your work, health, family, friends and soul. Only one of these five balls is made of rubber, which will rebound when it falls, and that is work. The other four balls are all made of glass. If they fall to the ground, they will break.

18, don't miss the past too much, because it will bring you sadness; Don't think too much about the future, because it will bring you fear; Living in the moment with a smile will bring happiness.

19, the saddest thing in the world is that you love someone deeply, but you know that he can't give you the same response.

20. Nobody wants me except you. I just don't want anyone except you.

Watermelon watermelon, summer is coming.

1, wife, today is Mother's Day, you should have a rest. Can I keep your money for a day?

2. How many people's goal in life is to have a girl and dress her up beautifully every day ~ ~ ~

3. Like is light love, and love is deep love. I understand now.

4. I like you for a long time; I have been waiting for you for a long time. Now, I want to leave, longer than a long time.

5. Who remembers who said first, love me forever?

6. Never judge your ability, because sometimes you are not enough for your own people.

7. I don't want to see what I dreamed, but I hope to wake up like a dream.

8. If I tell too many lies, I can't lie to myself.

9. Give me a hug and embrace all my anxieties.

10, don't say I don't want to hear too much nonsense until you make a promise.

1 1, I love watching the sunset in the wilderness, listening to the direction of the wind, forgetting everything that has nothing to do with me and growing like a tree.

12, those memories are suppressed with unspeakable pain in the evolution of the years.

13, I want to be close to you and get to know you. I like you even when I am not around.

14. If happiness is not in Paris, it must be somewhere else. But there is no Paris in my world, only you.

15, the perfume is empty and the rose is dead. You are lazy and tired to explain.

16, some words can't be said, but it doesn't mean you don't understand. Some people don't meet.

17, if you can't guess, then live alone.

18, when a person looks up at the sky, he is not looking for anything, but lonely.

19, the air is mixed with people's breathing, which sounds like countless dark ghosts around us.

20. explain. Forever is redundant. Indifference is sometimes not heartless.

2 1, we were disappointed to come all the way without a map.

Whether you love me or not is none of my business, as long as I love you.

23. Young people cry together just because we dare not laugh.

24. There are not many people like me. Why are you making me sad?

25. I think you are like leaving a city that you can't go back to, just like all the old stories in the rumor that you left.

26. If you need anything, just come to me all the way. If you have nothing to do, the birds nearby don't care about me.

27. On the surface, I am a woman in front of my friends. Behind me, I can only hide in the corner and secretly cry. .

28. Maybe I'm a pain in the ass. It doesn't matter. The important thing is that I won't hate you

29. When you feel depressed and low in energy, what others see is not you who are not worth waiting on.

I was forced to grow up. Don't look at me too strong. I'm afraid of pain, too

3 1, whether you accompany me to the finish line or not, thank you for your company.