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How to make a funny circle of friends with stiff neck

The experience of stiff neck is like the road of life, sometimes it will inevitably go astray, but please believe that we will be strong enough to get back on track, just like I finally found the right pillow.

1, stiff neck, put on a serious posture, but forgot that there is a kind of pain in this world called "stiff neck pain".

My pillow may think I am too strong, so it always makes me stiff. It may want me to know that I am not omnipotent.

3, the evil stiff neck, you can scream when you move on the bed.

4. A beautiful day begins with a stiff neck, which is great!

Finding a stiff neck for the first time can also be a kind of punishment, which is a kind of "self" punishment. Every time I want to look up, my body "corrects" me.

6. My neck is stiff and my neck hurts badly. The son said beside him, Mom, shall I rub it for you? I was moved to say: Good son! Unexpectedly, he stood in front of me and began to gently rub my head ... you are not sure whether it is hard or not, but you can only hear his long sigh: Mom, your head is really hard!

7. Don't rely on the pillow after lunch break, it's easy to get stiff neck.

8. I heard that stiff neck is evidence that I love my mobile phone too much, so it may be because I love my work too much these days.

9. stiff neck and menstruation. I think everything is wrong. What the hell is waking up after 4 o'clock? Do I want to sleep?

10 I found that when I have a stiff neck, there are only two postures to relieve the pain: one is not sleeping at all, and the other is sleeping standing up. Why don't you try?

1 1, I expressed my envy, and my neck was stiff with envy.

12, I twisted my neck when I slept last night. I got dizzy in the morning and my neck hurts. This stiff neck is really uncomfortable. The most uncomfortable thing is that you can't turn your head to look at beautiful women.

13. If you find that your friend has been bending over his mobile phone, don't doubt that he must have a stiff neck.

14, is there anyone who, like me, has a stiff neck and the first thought is: it's over, I can't take part in the marathon!

15, stiff neck, walking from home to the bus stop, sweating all over.

16, cold, nose pain, cough and headache, stiff neck this morning, feeling good back.

17, today we must look forward, never look back, never look back, don't ask me why, it all started with a stiff neck.

18, but for a stiff neck, today would be a day full of energy and work.

19, has anyone ever experienced the despair of a stiff neck? They can't even get up. I have to admit, they are old.

20. There is always a sense of freedom when sleeping at home. The sleeping posture is distorted, and the waist hurts and the neck is stiff when you move.