Funny quotes in one sentence

Life is a big dye vat, with both sorrow and joy. Everyone hates sorrow and is close to joy, so let us use jokes to create the joy that everyone likes. The following is a funny joke quote I compiled, I hope it will be helpful to everyone. Funny Quotations 1

1. I once looked back and smiled, which fascinated the master.

2. With a wave of my hand, your worries turn to ashes; with a smile, all your sorrows are thrown away; with a wave of my hand, you are enveloped in happiness; when I send you a text message, happiness follows you. Run behind you!

3. The person shitting on your head may not be an enemy, it may be your son.

4. Even if my heart is the liver and lungs of a donkey, it is enough to feed a dog’s stomach.

5. There are so many idiots in the world, but you have become the best among them.

6. Gold always shines, but when the ground is full of gold, I don’t know which one I am.

7. There is a pit in your brain, there is water in the pit, there are fish in the water, and the fish are spitting bubbles.

8. The real society has ruined my chance to be a good person!

9. I am not the kind of person who adds insult to injury. I just sealed the well.

10. It’s good to have more and less money all the time; it’s good to have ugly people and beautiful people; it’s good to be healthy when you’re young and old; it’s good to be poor and rich and harmonious; just wish this text message and don’t send it. It's not my fault to give it to you.

11. The highest state of cuckolding is to have sex again and again.

12. Life is like a news broadcast, you cannot escape by changing the channel.

13. I always liked her broad-mindedness in the past, but in fact it was nothing more than an airport!

14. Fat, why are you always so persistent with me?

15. Growing old together is not just a matter of dyeing your hair and knocking out a few teeth.

16. The so-called surprise is the arrival of the rabbit you have been waiting for, followed by the wolf

17. The most beautiful words in the world are not that I love you, but that your tumor is benign.

18. If people live by eating, then the food is not called rice, but feed.

19. The purpose of installing a mirror in the bathroom is to allow people to urinate and look in the mirror.

20. Flowers often belong not to the people who appreciate them, but to cow dung

21. Face the fucked-up life with a bullshit attitude.

22. The most tiring thing in the world is living a hypocritical life.

23. The hero is standing, the bear is crawling, and I am squatting every day.

24. The saddest thing is that you can neither give up nor give up.

25. If you add eggs, vegetables and ham to instant noodles, you will ruin the life of instant noodles.

26. Eating is what I want, and losing weight is what I want. I can’t have both, so I’ll just leave.

27. In the current weather, tap water is available. Soak instant noodles directly.

28. I fell in love with you because my brain was filled with water, but now my brain is dry.

29. If you don’t act recklessly when you are young, what will you say when you are old?

30. If you pour cold water on me, I will definitely boil it and pour it back on you. If you don’t believe it, just wait and see. Funny Quotations in One Sentence 2

1. Long hair reaching waist is popular this year, but we have short hair reaching our ears.

2. Falling out of love is not necessarily a bad thing. It can make people grow up, become mature and sensible.

3. Brother’s tolerance is not your capital to make trouble.

4. We met at the wrong time and separated at the right time.

5. I love love, and embarrassment plays into my heart. I am so corrupt.

6. The little me sees through everything with worldly eyes.

7. In the world of love, no one is sorry to anyone, only those who do not know how to cherish others.

8. Why did you touch my heart, but then abandon me?

9. If the baby is not bad, if the woman does not love him, if the baby is not a gangster, then he is not developing normally.

10. Play with your life: You can only play when you have your life. If your life is gone, what are you playing with?

11. I am not a lady, but it is better than you pretending to be a lady.

12. Love is a road, friends are pigs, there is only one road in life, and there will be many pigs on the road!

13. You are such a shameless dog. I have really only seen this one in my life.

14. Because they say that early risers get eaten by birds, so I decided not to get up early anymore.

15. What should you do if you are so angry that you are about to explode? He quickly poked his belly with a needle to let the air out.

16. If you have wine now, you will be drunk now. If the road is bumpy, don’t retreat.

17. My figure is already perfect, there is no need to make a fuss about body parts.

18. After the exam, no matter how bad your grades are, you must smile and live on. This is the dignity of a bad student.

19. The thing on my face is definitely not acne, it’s called youth.

20. I really want to slap someone and send him to an alien planet.

21. I look too fat and have been swollen by life.

22. It is better to make him feel uncomfortable by being drunk than to let him feel aggrieved without drinking.

23. Smoking is disobedient, so I smoke.

24. Sometimes, it’s like being quiet because I’m really tired.

25. A female man will have a group of brothers to accompany him, and a cute girl will have a group of boyfriends to accompany her.

26. Broken lotus roots can be connected, and heartbroken hearts can sleep forever.

27. Put your trash in a plastic bag and put it in your pocket so that it doesn’t leak out.

28. I never plagiarize, but I didn’t say I won’t copy.

29. A dog that betrays you is like a sanitary napkin, you can’t use it a second time if you throw it away.

30. Even if the sun goes down, it will still come up tomorrow. Even if the labor and management exam fails, tomorrow will still be the same. Funny Quotes in One Sentence 3

1. Live easily and make the best plan and the worst plan for everything.

2. Never waste a minute of your time thinking about anyone you don't like.

3. A drop of water can penetrate a stone, not because of great strength, but because of deep skill.

4. Desires that can be realized make people happy, desires that cannot be realized make people miserable.

5. Accept the gifts that life gives you calmly, whether they are good or bad.

6. The most evil thing in life is to talk about others' faults; the most stupid thing in life is to listen to one's own faults.

7. Some things in life are like sneezing. Although you have had a premonition, you are always caught off guard.

8. If you maintain an equal mind and do convenient things, then nothing will happen in the world. If you have compassion, if you do compassionate things, you will have peace in your heart.

9. Keep what others say in your head, but keep what you say in your heart.

10. The younger the mental age, the greater the curiosity.

11. If you don’t boast about the good things you do when you are in need, you are very virtuous!

12. Learn to endure, because unexpected things always happen in life. You have no choice but to endure it silently and face it bravely.

13. You can not forget the past, but you must let it go.

14. Don’t be dissatisfied with others all the time. You should always review yourself. If you are dissatisfied with others, you will suffer yourself.

15. If you don’t take a shower, the perfume will not smell good if you apply it hard.

Fame and honor come from true talent and learning. Virtues are naturally fragrant. To forgive others is to leave space in your heart for recovery.

16. If you want to build a ship, don’t hire people to collect wood or assign tasks, but stimulate their desire for the ocean.

17. If you have a narrow mind, you will have many troubles. If you have a broad mind, you will have abundant wisdom.

18. Women are afraid of hypocrites, and men are afraid of hypocrites.

19. Over the years, I have been learning one thing, which is not to look back, only to regret the things I have not done, and not to regret the things I have done. Every step in life has a price to pay. I got some of what I wanted and lost some of what I didn't want to lose. But among all the living beings in this world, who is not like this?

20. Bad men are not bad, but bad women are not loved.

21. To understand a person, you only need to see whether his starting point and destination are the same, and you can know whether he is sincere.

22. The authorities are clear, but the bystanders are confused.

23. This is the life of a person, so live a relaxed and free life. If you want to live easily and freely, you should "remember what should be remembered, forget what should be forgotten, change what can be changed, and accept what cannot be changed." Only in this way will you live a full of personality 'A new self!

24. There are two things to do in life: the first thing is to be grateful; the second thing is to make connections. There are two hurdles in life: love and money. There are two kinds of breath to breathe in life: one is the breath of life, and the other is the breath of spirit. There are two things you need to know in life: learn to make money and learn to think. There are two basic points in life: be confused and be unrestrained. There are two states of life: making a living and enjoying life.

25. I think the best way to seek happiness in life is to respect labor. All happiness can be obtained by labor, and all suffering can be relieved by labor.

26. The truth is like a cough, it often spews out when it cannot be suppressed. Lies are like lines, they often need to be memorized before saying them.

27. Do you know the difference between drinking alcohol and drinking water? The more you drink wine, the warmer you become; the more you drink water, the colder it becomes.

28. Please speak out your dissatisfaction and grievances with compassion and a gentle attitude, so that others can easily accept it.

29. If your thoughts are correct, the stars of fortune will come; if your thoughts are incorrect, the stars of disaster will shine.

30. If you have a selfless love, you have everything.

31. Don’t try to make any excuses for yourself. No one likes to hear those excuses when faced with mistakes.

32. The ugly sea monster is not as scary as the ungrateful children.

33. Never give a friend who has betrayed you a chance to betray him a second time.

34. If you are alive for one day, you are blessed and you should cherish it. When I cried that I had no shoes to wear, I found someone who had no feet.

35. Only by letting go can you better grasp the things that should be picked up, and thus grasp the most important things. Only in this way will your life be more exciting.

36. All evils and sexual misconduct are the first, and all good deeds, wisdom and filial piety are the first.

37. Try to enrich yourself. Don't stop learning. No matter what you learn, language, cooking, various skills.

38. Stay away from foolish love and get close to wise love.

39. Human life is actually very short. Don’t think that what you didn’t have time to do today will have a chance to make up for it tomorrow. As long as you do something harmful to society, you can’t make up for it even in several lifetimes. , Therefore, thinking more about things that are beneficial to society and doing less things that are immoral and harmful to nature are the best answers to life.

40. Everything is easy at the beginning but difficult to persevere in the middle.

41. Work is entertainment, and entertainment is work.

42. A person’s happiness is not because he has more, but because he cares less.

43. Seeing oneself’s fault is the door to all good things; seeing others’ fault is the root of all evil.

44. There is nothing you can hide from anyone in your life. This is a great pleasure.

45. Those who are truly good have a kind heart and do good deeds, while those who are hypocritical have a kind heart and do no good deeds.

46. Although I like her very much, I never told her. Because I know that what you can’t get is always the best.

47. To be angry is to punish yourself for the faults of others. To forgive others is to be kind to yourself.

48. Don’t forget the dream you had when you left school. Although after a period of work, you may sometimes feel tired, confused, and even pessimistic, but don’t forget the dream you had when we were leaving school. One last glass of wine, a promise to myself.

49. Weak and good people will not take revenge, but strong and good people will take revenge.

50. Choose good people to make friends with, choose good books to read, choose good words to listen to, and choose good deeds to follow.