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Who is going to visit Beidaihe in July and August?

Tourism and Leisure [Raiders and Vacancies] Beidaihe Tourism Experience and Leisure Rules

In summer, the word "Beidaihe" became popular in various forums and communities. Based on my trip to Beidaihe a few days ago, I wrote this article, leaving my own impression and feeding it to netizens.

-Re-exploring the origin of Beidaihe trip

An elder once said: If you want to mix in the Jianghu, you'd better be single! I am deeply touched by this sentence. Career needs hard work, love needs care, and both men and women are tired and happy, but this is the life we pursue most. On that day, after the nameless fire, there was a stalemate between men and women. The man sent a short message to the woman: "Beidaihe Beach has dry rocks. Where is suitable for us to calm down? " The two went to sleep with a smile and agreed to set off the next day. The man said to himself, cut! ! Women should not be too easy to coax. The woman said to herself, "Dude! You are still very smart! "

In recent years, going to Beidaihe has become my habitual consumption. I can't remember how many times I have been to Beidaihe since I was a child. When I was a child, I was exposed to the light of senior cadres' recuperation training meeting, and I have seen many campus holidays and friends' outings here. I am used to everything here. As for the reasons for liking, one is that there is love in the sea, and the other is that there is love and imprint. This is my elegant and auspicious place. Third, it is more in line with our leisure psychology to experience the human feelings and things in different places freely when we are tired of sightseeing with the group. I think it's better to play the scenic spots and relax.

-set out, happy, I soon. ...

There is a saying that "if you have a goal, you are not afraid of the distance." Come on, let's go, Sifang Bridge-East Fourth Ring Road-Bailu Toll Station, huh? I found a strange phenomenon. The green traffic sign on the right side of the toll station is nominally "Beidaihe 245 km", and after more than ten kilometers, there is a road sign that says "Beidaihe 254 km", KAO! Fortunately, I am familiar with this road. Who made a mistake? You know, it's easy to cause drivers who don't know the way to think they're going the wrong way and call for correction. Walking to the Beijing-Shenyang Expressway, two men and women are singing "Li is electricity, Li is four lights, # the only myth …", which means overtaking, enjoying the scenery and watching the girls. There is no car to refuel during the whole journey, and people have to go to the toilet. It takes less than 2: 30 to get to Beidaihe intersection, using half a tank of oil, and the Beidaihe Expressway exit is 105 yuan.

Continue on the long highway, contact the "Home Inn on the Coast" booked online by SMS in advance to guide the pick-up, and reach the roundabout at the end of the highway at the appointed place to do waist twisting activities. After a while, the pick-up person will drive. During the waiting period, several conversations to attract customers were rejected by experience without losing courtesy.

-Making fun of consumption and creating "Beidaihe Leisure Law"

In order to spend the most reasonably within the budget and experience the local customs, after years of painstaking research, my own "Beidaihe Leisure Law" was finally released. ...

When it comes to consumption-playing luxury goods is still at home, traveling at your own expense can't be too big, and a few pounds of seafood can be saved without too much effort. Beidaihe tourism has the following characteristics:

One said that Beidaihe's N is directly proportional: First, the price of eating seafood is directly proportional to the distance from the hotel to the sea. The price of stalls on Binhai Road near the sea is the highest, and the consumption of hotels by local people hundreds of meters north of the sea will be much lower than that of the same period last year, which is worthy of attention. Second, the price of items rented by the seaside is directly proportional to the skin color of individual bosses. Haha, it costs twenty or thirty yuan to rent a swimming ring in the hotel to go to the bathing place. Third, the fluctuation of house price is directly proportional to the seawater temperature and whether it is a weekend (the house price is the highest in summer weekend). The satisfaction of tourist attractions is basically proportional to the fare (not absolute, depending on preferences) ~ ~ ~ To be continued, welcome to take the lead ~ ~ ~

Second, n people in Beidaihe did not answer. First, people who peddle crabs on motorcycles ignore them (the quality is inferior, and officials often come to catch them and run fast). Second, they stop and ask, "Do you live in a hotel?" Some people ignore it (some rely on soliciting customers to get commissions), and third, they ignore photos (it's a long story). (The above are common phenomena in tourist areas around the country, and there is no intention of malicious destruction) ~ ~ ~ To be continued, welcome to Lapras ~ ~ ~.

Third, I have experienced n favorable feelings in Beidaihe: once I praised the traffic: the road is good, and there is no fine, and once I praised the city: the streets are clean and the scenery is new. Sanzan environment: fresh air and plenty of sunshine. Four praise ethos: people are warm, orderly and free from harassment. Five praises for safety, strict management, leisure for good people and fear for bad people. ~ ~ ~ To be continued, welcome to Solitaire ~ ~ ~.

Four n shopping experience: there is a price difference when you go to the residential market to buy seafood (ask local people, waiters, hotel owners) and sell it in hutongs farther away from the handicraft market; When buying commemorative handicrafts, there is a price difference between shops and markets and night markets (for example, the things in Shitang market are similar to those in night markets, but the prices are different, but there are some skills in buying). There are Liu Zhuang Night Market, Film and Television City Night Market and Shitang Night Market.

Eating has the dual functions of maintaining life and enjoying life. Beidaihe is characterized by a wide variety of seafood, such as boiled, fried, iron plate, barbecue and so on. Consumer places can be divided into food stalls, snack bars and street stalls, which are not necessarily high-end and high-priced, which means high enjoyment. It is also a unique mood to buy a few pieces of iron plate squid on the small barbecue car in the night market, raise your hand and eat while walking. Drawing lessons from the experience that picking things in online shopping and arranging them according to the number of collections can increase the search efficiency, we chose several hotels with many local license plates in front. One of them seems to ask for a barbecue. On the road between the Olympic Park and the expressway, it may be because the geographical location is far from the sea and there are many local people eating. I think it's quite affordable.

Speaking of accommodation: Beidaihe has more than 200 hotels and sanatoriums. Although we can't come at once, we are basically clear. I really don't brag! Four-star hotels (such as Xinhua Holiday Hotel and Lucky International Hotel), holiday villas (many of which are newly developed) and sanatoriums of major institutions are the most luxurious and the prices are reasonable (for the rich and lottery winners), but they are not the choices of ordinary people. Followed by the "sea view room" with a good location, represented by the "building materials, 36th floor and Donghai Garden" mentioned by netizens. From yearning to experience, my reaction to sea view rooms is: why is the price gap so big for standard rooms with similar location and facilities? The tide is roaring. Play by the sea during the day and enjoy the sea view when you can't see it at night. It seems that you can exchange the difference for a crab meal. :) I'm smart! The above views represent personal views, please advocate amorous feelings. The focus is on family hotels and apartments that I think are the most cost-effective. Family hotels in Beidaihe are mainly distributed in several villages in the city. In fact, they are not imaginary villages. Developed earlier than the city, but only self-employed, the distance from the sea and facilities can compete with hotels. Among them, Liuzhuang Village has relatively outstanding advantages in the scale and prosperity of hotels. The following consideration is about 5-6 people driving or friends, and it is good to choose a few rooms rented by local residents for daily rent. This kind of residential apartment has been rising in Hainan, which is very popular, and it can find a self-cooking, private and warm family feeling. If it is two or three people, choose a reasonable and comfortable family hotel, choose a good location and meet a kind boss. The condition of the newly developed apartment is much better than that of the old inn. The reason for recommendation is that the facilities of this apartment are relatively new, a few hundred meters from the sea. Compared with the old inn area, it has also improved the disadvantages of inconvenient parking and loud crowded noise. The "Home Inn on the Coast" where I live is one of the new apartment areas after the transformation of the old district. At first, it was listed in the line of sight through online search to investigate the evaluation of netizens. Finally, I decided that I was familiar with my boss because I lived with the elderly in his two-bedroom and two-bedroom home last year, and the room also had broadband access. Unfortunately, I didn't know I didn't bring my notebook.

In other words, the arrangement and packaging of tourism-according to different partners, can be summarized as follows:

Note: I take the first tour mode listed in this paragraph.

1, accompanying lovers-a romantic trip to Beidaihe in the morning and evening. Romance is a permanent topic, but it is not a simple topic. Beidaihe is a paradise for girls. It is recommended to use the "Five Waves Truth" taught by Comrade Takeshi Kaneshiro to fans in the movie, that is, Beidaihe is the venue, the sea is the prop, and "Romance, waste, prodigal son, prodigal son" is the form and procedure ... It is suggested that you can walk on the beach, watch the sunrise, catch seashells in the sea, swim in the sea, ride bicycles for two, and so on.

2, about friends-venting the old iron trip. I can buy my own drinks and food to organize a beach party, and chat with local people in different industries. Speaking of which, I admire the simplicity and diligence of the local people. Being rich can really keep diligence and diligence. I am good at chatting, and I can use it to apply the famous words of Grandpa Lu Xun to talk about tourism. In fact, there is no experience in the world, and I can learn more from it.

3. Accompany the elderly-a trip of filial piety. Climbing mountains, enjoying the scenery and keeping in good health are what the elderly like and pursue. Arrange a quiet place, longer than ordinary travel, and some activities that help to recuperate. Recommended activities and occasions. If you have enough time, you can live in a farmhouse with a vegetable garden and shade. If you need to recover, you can go to a nursing home and enjoy the health care services of the leaders. Fishing, picking, ploughing, and arranging scenic spots with little intensity are the most pleasant things.

Comprehensive perception of activities and scenic spots-(name/features/required time/photos)

Bathing in the sea and sunbathing on the beach are the most important tourism purposes, which are carried out anytime and anywhere. The hotter the weather, the more attractive the handsome men and women on the beach are.

Double riding: high cost performance, strong participation and excellent satisfaction rate. Find a booth near the accommodation and rent it to facilitate the return. Don't forget to bargain.

Lianfeng Mountain: Take a 2-hour walk to see the panoramic view of Beidaihe's green trees and red buildings.

Dove nest: sunrise, catching the tide, getting up early, not delaying the day's work and rest.

Zoo: It takes two hours for people and animals to get in close contact.

Nandaihe Entertainment Center: Sand skiing and grass skiing are very exciting. The half-day schedule is over.

Shanhaiguan Great Wall: Historic site, far away from Beidaihe, a music island and a Jiangnu Temple can be filled in half a day.

Ji Fa Garden: Plants, flowers, fun, farmhouse meals, rock climbing and bungee jumping are not fun, about two or three hours.

Olympic Avenue Park: Free of charge, stone tablet of Olympic development history, music fountain, footprint of Olympic champion.

~ ~ ~ To be continued, welcome to Solitaire ~ ~ ~

This trip and expenses:

Leave, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock. Woke up before dawn-Dove Nest Dongshan watched the sunrise climb over the mountains to catch small crabs-Farm Garden picked fruit and cauliflower games-Farmhouse meals were very special-In the afternoon, there was a discount on the black guide of Shanhaiguan Great Wall-Robbie Tower was very popular-Night market shopping sent friends and relatives (dried seafood and shells)-Nandaihe Entertainment Center had a good time-bought bread and lunch, and anxious to return returned to her mother's arms.

Ok: forget it, 300 yuan, and the road and bridge fee is more than 200 yuan. Sightseeing: Tickets for two people in the scenic spot are less than 400 points (Nandaihe Entertainment Center 100, Geziwo Park 20, Ji Fa Agricultural Park 30, Robita, tickets for eating and pedaling * * * about 140 yuan, Shanhaiguan 60+). Gourmet: Have a barbecue, have a beer, drink 80 yuan, buy Pipi Shrimp and Crab 80 yuan, the snacks are about tens of yuan, and the rest are ignored. Accommodation: ** 160 yuan for 2 nights. Buy: some small shells, bracelets and necklaces for colleagues, and spend tens of yuan to buy a string. Entertainment: Rent a couple to ride for 30, rent a swimming ring, and sing K (singing on the beach by the sea) for free.

After working hard for two hours, I accidentally coded a lot of words to express my affection and give you a little experience. Finally, please ask fate to read this article, give me a judgment and give me some introspection. Thank you all. See you later.