What are some funny sentences that are superficial and need to be punched in the face?

Here are some funny sentences that are superficial and need to be typed. I hope you like them:

1. If I live, I want to find someone to go to the moon with. Then lie to him that the moon is caused by waves and see how he retires.

I insist on setting the ringtone of my mobile phone to "croak" every day, so that every time someone calls, I feel like a frog croak.

I don't like drinking boiled water, because it has no bubbles like coke, which makes people feel "burping".

My mother said that I had a bad temper and asked me to imitate the face and practice the expression of "angry". As a result, I didn't learn, and she called me a "yellow-faced woman."

5. Do you know? Being a baker is the easiest occupation to spread their hands, because their hands are controlled by dough.

6. Recently, I tried chewing gum to cure bad breath. As a result, bad breath disappeared, but the taste of chewing gum was lighter. I feel as if I have been cheated by "oral stupid candy".

I hope the above sentences can make you happy. Please forgive me if there is anything wrong.