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Someone once asked me about it.
2. Everything is enough. If you are too kind, you will lack your mind. If you are too modest, you will become weak.
We are all a group of tangled children, who like freedom but are afraid of loneliness, want to indulge and are afraid of depravity.
Don't wait for those who can't afford it. Your infatuation can't move a person who doesn't love you.
Life can always turn upside down at an incredible speed, and everything goes wrong, but suddenly, an unexpected thing changes the development of things.
6. Making a choice and acting bravely is the starting point of all good experiences in life.
8. When you are afraid to try to move forward, think about it: Titanic was made by an expert and Noah was a novice.
9. Occasionally recalling the past makes me feel that my life is going backwards.
10, love will make people grow. Some things are really hard to remember, but please don't run away.
Those beautiful things left over from the past remind me of being old.
Those beautiful things left over from the past remind me of being old!
Life is inseparable from money. What would it be like if there was no money in the world?
Today, we have also undergone great changes.
In the end, everyone will forget who will leave.
Don't be too ostentatious, because you know that no one is weaker than you.
This is a flower garden full of cacti. I stood for a long time with a balloon called happiness.
Be hypocritical and realistic once in a while, because if you don't do that, it will be difficult to mix.
I have a 30-degree smile on my mouth, and Baidu can't find it.
The fate of walking around, thousands of times of love and hate.
The so-called waiting now is just that there will never be a chance.
Once too young but absolutely sincere.
Even as a couple, I will not say (I love you) to you easily in the future because I am afraid that one day I am not qualified to love you.
If you feel unsafe, please leave! !
If I never leave, will we never end?
I don't blame you. I blame you for taking you too seriously. There is always a difference between loving and being loved. It's all because I'm so disappointing that I can't live without you.
Once, I felt I owed a lot of people. Now, I don't think I owe anyone.
Being kind to others is cruel to yourself.
No matter how sweet the taste is, it will gradually fade away.
Who said we should be together when we wake up?
Love will still expect or feel lonely and too failed. I love it, so I'm here.
You cry and I laugh because of love, love, love.
I bow my head because I don't want to be impulsive, because I hug when I am lonely.
Don't ask me, don't use me as an excuse to escape, I don't understand, I don't understand what you said.
The pure ending of love is like this
If you love me, you are not afraid of the gap.
The rule is to hold your breath and come closer.
Love has become a bad game of suspicion.
Destroying love can hide feelings.
The TV series may not be true love, may not be married, may not be married, may not be old together, may not be in love.
It's not that time didn't wait for us, but that it has been following, but it can't keep up with our chaotic pace.
How many men are dirty and how many women are pretentious.
If you don't give up, it's your peach blossom.
What you can have is not what you dream of; What you can achieve is not what you think.
Before we mature, no one should promise anyone forever. Just because we are all children, children like children.
Is there anyone like me who publishes autographs for others to see?
I really want to fall in love, but I'm afraid of being hurt.
We are better than love, but we are still friends.
The car stopped at the same red light intersection, and I couldn't find the lonely figure.
Finally, each of us has our own life.
You said you wouldn't be well without me, and then I silently waited for your next move.
It took a long time to understand that that is the depth of love.
For example, the Tour de France. People waited for a long time. Fate passed by. It's time. Do not hesitate.
If the heart has no home, it wanders everywhere.
You said that your poor love will not stop until another person around me appears.
At the beginning, we talked about a love that would not break up. Now, has this sentence become an obstacle for us?
The joy of getting together before leaving people has long been separated.
Those flowers that belong to us are scattered at will, and finally they can't escape from each other's palms.
I don't know if I can't feel your temperature, or if your temperature doesn't allow me to feel it anymore.
Take out all the chips, and I bet myself that I will lose, because my opponent has lost and won, and the result is yours.
Play, play in the end, who will play other plays elsewhere.
Only when you love him deeply can you blame him. If you are willing to give up, it will be broken. This is a cliff with no back road.
Have a deep talk; I still think that a difficult relationship is the wrong relationship.
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I still think
Hard relationships are all wrong relationships.
Really suitable person
It will be easy to get along with each other.
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We show kindness to many ungrateful people.
And then be treated like a fool by others
03
How much a person loves you.
This is not the time for romance.
How good is he to you?
When we were fighting,
How much money did he make for you?
04
Later, you will find those who need it most.
You can rely on it for a while.
Usually, in the end, I will get through the difficulties alone.
05
A lot of things
I can figure it out.
It is also acceptable.
But it will still be sad.
06
It doesn't matter if you meet less.
I just don't like others.
07
All the efforts
Not to make people think you're great.
But to make yourself truly respect yourself.
08
I didn't come to you.
Not because you're not important.
But I don't know if I'm important in your heart.
09
People are so strange.
I didn't reply when I was badly wronged.
But when I heard the comforting words, I cried.
10
How do people treat you?
Just respond with the same attitude.
Anyone is born for the first time.
Life is nothing more than making others smile, occasionally smiling at others-QQ mood quotations
I never watch TV. I just often check whether the TV programs in the newspaper are misprinted.
College students always like new and exciting things. For example, at cards, the loser will call me a pig, or hold a telephone pole and say that I am cured. You see how creative Shantou University is-playing cards in the dormitory. Whoever loses will go to the back hill alone in the middle of the night to copy the inscriptions of ten tombstones! The most terrible thing is that the next morning, everyone will go up the mountain to find a tombstone to proofread. In the internet world, your girlfriend may be a man and your boyfriend may be a woman. It's painful, but you have to accept it.
Two seemingly happy things in a man's life are actually very painful ―― getting married and having children; Two seemingly painful things in a man's life are actually very happy ―― sex and shit. I am not a casual person, but I am not a casual person.
Don't treat animals that are still dead after bleeding for a week lightly. Usually, a woman always remembers the man who made her laugh, while a man always remembers the woman who made him cry. But the result is often that a woman is with a man who makes her cry, and a man is with a woman who makes him laugh. A man never worries about his future until he finds a wife. A woman often worries about her future until she finds a husband. The secret of a man's longevity: eat food that his stomach can digest and marry a woman that he can support.
Advertisement of a flower shop: Today, the price of roses in our shop is the lowest. You can even buy some roses for your wife.
The only difference between Superman and me is that I wear underwear underneath. I am an onion, standing in the wind and rain, who dares to touch me with soy sauce, X his ancestors! I walked across the south, ran behind the toilets in the north, drank water, ran across the train tracks and kissed fools. I have climbed mountains and fought tigers. I practiced martial arts in Shaolin Temple, left Qinglong and right Baihu. I often take Sarkozy as 250 and feed Sakyamuni to the tiger! There was a dance on the pyramid, and Jesus beat drums on his head.
About thongs: I used to take off my underwear and look at my ass. Now, pulling out his ass and watching the underwear mud people fall down and out in the rivers and lakes, can't tell the difference between east, west, north and south. The two brothers who hit a corner and lay on the ground counting stars decided to punish their roommates as follows: let them hold the telephone poles covered with advertisements of old Chinese medicine and cry with tears: My illness has finally been saved. Rats never waste time at night, but we humans waste a third of our daily life. What is an optimist? It's like a teapot, with a red ass and a whistling mood!
I'd rather believe in ghosts than men's broken mouths. The most hurtful sentence now is: you are really fucking Japanese.
No man is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. I didn't answer, I just rushed over and then Monday morning quarterback knocked him down.
The so-called growth means that you know what it is, and the so-called maturity means that you deliberately say that you don't know after you know it.
It is not difficult for a person to make mistakes, but it is difficult to make mistakes all his life and never correct them.
Life is nothing more than making others smile and occasionally smiling at others.
I love eating apples, and I like eating them slowly, because I am afraid of choking, but if there is no prince to save me, the play can't be performed. So I have to turn a blind eye, or what can I do if I am kissed by a pig? The real meaning of the iron rice bowl is not to eat in one place all your life, but where to eat all your life. Did you watch King Kong without crying? I don't think so ~ but if it's a female king kong and a handsome guy, I don't think anyone will come into the classroom crying without underwear and slippers! To tell the truth, even after four years in college, I am not so thick as to enter the classroom without underwear. We always habitually think that the brain is the most important organ of the human body, but don't forget who made this judgment.
We should keep quiet when listening to the sermon in the church. It is impolite to disturb others' sleep.
If a person still laughs freely in the face of criticism, then he may have found a scapegoat.
I signed up for a weight-loss training class yesterday, and they asked me to wear loose clothes when training. How dare you? Why should I sign up if there are still loose clothes? Yesterday, according to the latest research by scientists, 100 people took part in the experiment. After drinking 20 bottles of beer, everyone becomes extremely talkative but lacks logic, prone to crying and irritability, impulsive, driving skills decline and weight gain. Therefore, scientists have come to the conclusion that beer contains trace amounts of estrogen. Don't wash. If it weren't for the mud, the broken car would have fallen apart.
In the past, when the alarm clock rang, I often had the problem of patting it before going back to sleep, but since I put three mousetraps next to the alarm clock, my problem has been eradicated.
I think I should go to lose weight. Last time I donated blood, I actually shed a hundred milliliters of lard.
My wife and I haven't spoken for 18 months, so I haven't had a chance to interrupt her.
Two college students are chatting in a bar. What do you do? B: Writing. A: Write what? Where to vote? B: write to ask for money at home.
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