Reply to jokes. Tell me about people's humor.

Reply to jokes. Tell me about people's humor.

Reply joke: Rainy day is a good time to study. People who often express their feelings are equivalent to showing their feelings. Simple sentences can also produce profound thoughts. Positive sentences may be our motivation to go to work. I hope replying to jokes after reading can be your motivation.

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2. There is always one for you: ugly but restrained, poor and idolized. Friends don't love home very much, and women are crazy. Fools don't work hard, idlers look forward to the peak. Fat women eat too much, and being single is always melodramatic.

There is always someone who just smiles at you and hits you. God replied: for example, the class teacher outside the window?

4. At home, I still insist on surfing the Internet and going to school when I have a fever. Sometimes, when I sneeze, I think it's terminal cancer.

5, the crowd looked for her thousands of Baidu, stepping on the road. Suddenly looking back and looking around, there are countless uncles and aunts. Occasionally, beautiful women patronize, or married women, and most of the rest are basically ugly.

6. I heard that the mobile phone will radiate under the pillow, which scared me to throw away the pillow immediately.

7. Before, I was a husband and wife. Now I am a mobile phone. One machine in hand will last forever. The machine is not in hand and there is no soul.

8. Don't check on Baidu if you feel sick. I want to make a will every time I check out.

9. I can stay up with you and advise you to go to bed early, but the best state is that we sleep together.

10, now find Prince Charming, you are out, now find Prince BMW.

1 1, I can't lengthen the length of life, but I can expand the width of life. You only look thin when I am fat, lest I look ugly when I am thin.

12, when I was a child, my mother kindly said to me: Good boy, if you learn this skill, you will never starve to death. So my mother taught me to eat. ...

13, it's boring to break up. If you can play, you can play divorce.

14. Actually, when I was a child, I was thin and not fat at all, but later, the phrase "no leftovers" ruined my life.

15. My ex-boyfriend is getting married. He called me and asked me if I would go. I decisively replied to him: next time.

16, eloped in spring and autumn, and stole my kiss with ice cream in summer!

17, I'm not around this time. Go home quickly after going out. Don't be too late. To tell the truth, there are always people stealing dogs recently, afraid of your accident.

18, I originally planned to slim down into a lightning bolt this year, which will make your eyes shine, but I don't want to become a nut wall and block your sight.

19, some things, some people, some scenery, once looked at each other, even for a moment, are eternal.

20, learn to bask in the sun, the goddess basks in self-portraits, local tyrants bask in money, models bask in the body, Lao Tzu wants to bask in the sun, it rains every day!

Reply joke: Humor is funny. Let's start with 2 1. If you like someone, you can bring the courage to continue to work hard. Even if you can't be together forever, it is worth cherishing this love.

2. What did lovelorn teach you? The rest of your life is not that long. Please be true to yourself, live high.

I'm afraid to inquire about everything about you again. Even when I am nervous, I can't help thinking of you. But my reason will stand up and warn me for the first time: you don't care.

After breaking up with you, I made up many ways to make up for it, but I didn't know what to do after looking for it for so long. It's too difficult to speak first. None of the methods I expected seem to work.

The fact is that I have nothing happy and nothing fucking unhappy every day, which is the most unbearable thing for me.

6. The sense of belonging is great. No matter where you are, you can be waited and decided by another person. Just thinking about it is full of power.

Before falling in love, I thought I would be the best girlfriend in the world, but falling in love made me the worst one.

8. If you like it, you can say you like it and miss it. If you miss your need, you will try your best to keep it. Much cuter than someone who dares to confess secretly.

Actually, I'm really tired, but it seems that I haven't found myself yet. Since you haven't found yourself yet, don't find anyone else.

10, I can't help preparing for the worst when I encounter something, but I don't hate myself. How bad can it be to keep everything unknown at the bottom of the valley? I'm ready.

1 1, I am the kind of person who never bowed his head during the cold war, but as long as the other party takes the initiative to find me, I can kneel down and kowtow to him.

12 I advise all of you here to fight for what you want. Don't push what you want away, wait for it to come to you. It is illogical to do so.

13, if you don't even know the reason for alienation, even if you really want to alienate.

14, tell less lies. After all, only a few people can understand your original intention, so don't blame others for guessing wrong.

15, the word "oh" really doesn't have any practical meaning, so I don't like to say it, but if I say it, it will only add trouble to the other party. I guess others will, too

16, there are many ways to drive me crazy. The easiest way is to be especially nice to me and then ignore me.

17, I feel like an idiot, petty and inconsiderate every time I get jealous. But when the other person is jealous of me, I think he is so cute all over the world! Most! But! Honey.

18, the word "unilateral" can make anything meaningless. Unilateral love, unilateral miss, unilateral waiting, and even unilateral sincerity are all twice as cheap.

19, look for it when you think about it. When you are hesitating here, you may not know which active ghost has flown to see him.

20. If your actual actions make me feel uneasy, a few words of appeasement will have no effect. It doesn't feel right. Nothing can be said. I can't listen.