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What is the most bizarre thing you know?

I have a comrade who gave birth to a son. Both my comrades-in-arms have no time to work, so my grandma took care of my child when he was born, and I have a very deep relationship with her. This child has a hobby, he especially likes cars. I have bought him various toy cars since he was about two years old. He plays with the toy cars when he stays at home. When he goes out, he will stand on the side of the road and watch the traffic for a long time, unable to scream, before he gets into his own car. Just staring at his parents' driving movements, it can be said that he is obsessed with cars.

When the child was 11 years old, his comrade's wife had a quarrel with his comrade's mother, and the mother went back to her hometown more than 100 kilometers away in anger. The child couldn't see his grandma all of a sudden, and he shouted for her every day. But the comrades were busy with work and did not meet the children's requirements for a while.

Late one night not long after, his comrade suddenly received a strange phone call. The person on the phone introduced himself as the traffic police from his hometown, saying that his child had been stopped by them while driving, and they asked him to quickly pick up the car and take someone with him. The comrade-in-arms didn't believe it at first and thought someone was playing a prank because he was full. But when he went to the child's room, he saw that the child was neither on the bed nor at home. When he looked for the car keys, he couldn't find them. When he ran to the garage, he saw that the comrade-in-arms's key was not there. The car was also gone. I was so frightened that I quickly drove my wife's car to the scene of the incident with my wife.

When I arrived, I found that the child and the car were both there and intact. It was a false alarm, but I was still scared. They first asked the child what happened? The child cried and said he missed his grandma and wanted to drive back to his hometown to see her. And asked him how he knew how to drive? The children said they learned it by watching them drive.

Then the traffic police gave them a scolding for their inability to supervise the children, and also told them how they discovered the child driving: When the traffic police checked the car that night, they found a vehicle acting suspiciously. They chased it to check but did not find the driver. I thought it was a so-called "ghost car" and was very frightened. After finally stopping the car, I discovered that it was a half-year-old kid, and I was even more frightened. The traffic policeman talked and trained, and finally said to his comrade: He drove more than a hundred kilometers without any problems. This kid is definitely a driving genius.

The comrade knew the child’s wish, so he and his wife drove back to their hometown that night to let the child visit his grandma. When the comrade's mother found out about this, she cried bitterly while holding her child, and she was filled with regret and fear. The next day, the comrades brought my mother back.

After we learned about this, we all found it incredible. Although the child has driving talent, it is simply a fantasy that he can drive the car for more than 100 kilometers safely and safely. But I believe that hobbies often create good results, and love often creates miracles!

Five years ago, I photographed lotus flowers of four colors in the sky. Many people who saw them said they were the Pure Land of Paradise in the West. My father passed away in his sleep a week later. These photos were lost when I changed my mobile phone. When I later gave alms, some people didn't believe it and said it was an illusion, which is impossible. Last month I went to Jiuhua Mountain in Anhui to worship Buddha, and a rainbow suddenly appeared in the photos I took! Buddha's light! There are gods three feet above my head, the Buddha's light, and the rainbow are less than one foot away from my head. Many people said it was incredible when they saw my photos. I went to the temple to show it to my master, and he said he had never seen it before. Don't do evil in life. Do it and do good deeds!

"Racetrack Playa" is a dry lake located in Death Valley National Park in California, USA. Its dry river bed has cracked into millions of small cracks under the scorching sun. To put it simply, Why is this a popular tourist destination? Because a very mysterious geological phenomenon occurs here - the stones here move on their own, without any animals or humans intervening; and the most interesting thing is, no one has yet Any scientist can give a reasonably satisfactory explanation for this mysterious phenomenon

When people first see pictures of stone movement marks, they may immediately tell themselves that this must be caused by. Caused by wind. But how strong is the wind force to push the rocks? In addition, these marks appear to be linear. So, what is the real cause of the so-called self-moving phenomenon of the rocks? Playa is a seasonal dry lake, which means that there will be water in the lake during seasons with abundant rainfall; however, when the hot summer comes and there is a lack of rainfall, all the water in the lake will evaporate.

During the winter and early spring, the lake sometimes freezes, which raises the earliest of many possible causes: the movement of the rocks is caused by new layers of ice forming when water returns to the lake.

In the eyes of experts, the above theory is quite satisfactory so far. So in 1976, two researchers, Robert Sharp and Dwight Carey, tried to debunk the big ice theory through their own efforts. They first analyzed the characteristics of the traces of stone movement, and concluded that under suitable conditions, wind can move the stones once every one to three years, while ice is simply impossible.

With the continuous updating and development of science and technology, more and more advanced scientific tools and instruments are used in research. Twenty years later, geologist John Reid from the University of Hampshire in the UK said that whether it was large ice sheets or wind, it should be the cause of the stone movement. However, this theory is not as widely known and accepted as the former. After a long discussion, the scientific community concluded that there are two separate mechanical forces that promote the movement of stones, namely wind and ice.

In 1997, a comprehensive map that better reflected the real landforms was made through the GPS system. The results show that the eastern part of Racetrack Playa has a more standard straight line, while the traces in the western part are relatively sporadic. The next round of research is underway on the methods and principles of stone movement.

The stones, which can weigh up to 17 stone (approximately 109 kilograms), will slide along the unusually flat ground of Death Valley in a weird straight line, sliding within a year The distance is more than 350 yards (about 320 meters). Scientists believe that this phenomenon is caused by the simultaneous influence of a series of specific weather conditions.

There are many mysterious and strange things in this world, but there is one thing that is most incredible and absolutely true, that is, there is an unexplained geological phenomenon in Death Valley, California, USA - —The stones on the ground will move by themselves and leave sliding marks on the ground!

The Chinese have a custom that every twelve years is the year of birth. There are many things to pay attention to in the birth year. In addition to wearing red shirts, red trousers, red belts, and red socks to ward off evil spirits, we also need to be careful in our words and deeds and be careful when going out. We often hear old people say that if you have the purple evil star in your birth year, you can easily attract evil spirits. Upper body. So I asked Mr. Yin and Yang to tell fortunes and provide countermeasures.

One year when it was my birth year, my mother asked someone to do a fortune-telling for me, and it turned out that I was destined to be Bai Sha. In other words, I should not get involved with white things this year.

In fact, this matter was easy to handle. I hid at home in the village and stayed away when I saw the mourning. It was like this for more than half a year, but no one expected that as the New Year was approaching, my eighty-year-old The old woman suddenly fell seriously ill and passed away overnight.

My grandma passed away from illness, so I, my biological grandson, had to be absent from the scene. In this way, I wore linen, wore mourning, and kowtowed at the funeral. In order to avoid evil spirits, my mother specially made me wear a red shirt under the mourning shirt.

Unexpectedly, something really happened.

On the night when my grandma passed away, according to custom, relatives gathered around the coffin to keep vigil. At midnight, I felt dizzy and my eyes blurred when I saw grandma stand up from the coffin and walk outside. .

I thought I had seen it wrong, so I rubbed my eyes hard and saw many people coming in from outside, followed by grandma, and walked west together.

Seeing my grandma being taken away, I couldn't help but scream and woke up suddenly.

After I woke up, I started talking nonsense and had a fever all over my body, which frightened my family. Because the family was doing some random things, they invited Mr. Yin and Yang, and they could tell at a glance that I had something dirty on my body. Then he drew talismans and cast spells to drive away diseases and cure evil spirits.

As a coincidence, Mr. Yin Yang brought a bowl of water, put it on my head, burned paper and incense, picked up a peach branch, hit me three times on the left and three on the right, and chanted a spell. Suddenly the water became mixed, and then I grabbed a handful of five-color rice (corn, sorghum, soybeans, peanuts, rice) and poured it into the water.

There is something special about doing this. Peach branches can kill ghosts, and five-color rice can enchant spirits.

Don’t tell me, after this ordeal, I really woke up. I heard Mr. Yin Yang said that my three souls and seven souls were just taken away, and it is easy to take them back. If it takes a long time, it will take some effort. Thanks to my mother wearing red clothes in advance to ward off evil spirits. .

Answer: Let me tell you the most incredible, terrifying and disgusting thing I know.

By the way, there is a "performance artist" in Chengdu, Sichuan. His surname is Zhu. He was born in 1970 and graduated from the High School Affiliated to the Central Academy of Fine Arts in 1991. Note that he only graduated from the High School Affiliated to the Central Academy of Fine Arts. After graduating from high school, he never Went to school.

In other words, in terms of academic qualifications, this person only has a high school education.

But this man, under the guise of being a graduate of the Central Academy of Fine Arts, engages in "performance art" in society, which has frightened some people into thinking that he is enigmatic and profound.

In fact, almost all of the "performance art" he plays are related to death, corpses and other things, which are jaw-dropping, terrifying and disgusting.

Let me tell you, this is simply the behavior of a pervert.

Here is the most incredible work that he carefully planned for two years - "Sacrifice".

What exactly is this “sacrificial work” in the name of performance art? Even the most avant-garde Brits said its content was "deeply uncomfortable."

Speaking of which, it’s really nerve-wracking - he fed his own “child” to the dogs!

Of course, this "child" must be enclosed in double quotation marks, otherwise, he has committed a crime and should be shot.

He is jumping on the edge of the law, trampling on social ethics with a heart close to that of an animal.

Let’s see how this bastard completed this work.

In 2002, he "produced" this "work" in a community in Yongshun Township, Tongzhou District, Beijing: he used money and sweet words to bribe and seduce a young girl, paying more than 20,000 yuan. He asked a girl to help him get pregnant, and after the fetus was about three months old, he forcibly aborted it. Then he performed his "work" "Sacrifice" in a community in Yongshun Township, Tongzhou District, Beijing. Add seasonings and soy sauce, cook it in a pot, chop it into pieces with a knife, mix with seasonings, put it on a plate, put it in front of the dog, and feed it to the dog.

While feeding the dog, he took photos and videos...

The whole process lasted for nearly twenty minutes until the dog stopped eating.

You can say that this Zhu has no conscience. He is trampling on life. He is more hateful than the goblin in the Bhikkhu Kingdom in "Journey to the West" who specializes in eating the hearts and livers of children. He should be punished by God.

However, he only asked his female companion to have an abortion, and abortion was not a crime.

The problem is that his motive for the abortion was there from the beginning. The purpose of getting the female companion pregnant was to abort the fetus. The purpose of the abortion was to use the fetus to feed the dog.

Damn it!

After the work was broadcast in the UK, British Conservative MP Widekorn criticized: "Jesus said that the suffering little lives will come to me, not that they should be eaten for the entertainment of the public. This show sounds appalling.”

If the law can’t punish him, let God do it.

There are always many incredible things in the world. For example, I watched a video of Ma Weidu. In the video, Ma Weidu told a story. When an educated youth went to the countryside, he experienced an incident. Someone drowned, but because The pond was very deep and difficult to salvage, so a local expert was invited.

The man only asked to take care of the food, and then he went straight into the water. He didn’t show up for air for two or three hours, and everyone thought he was drowning. Then he surfaced unscathed and took the man away. Come up. How is this possible without ventilation for two or three hours? Yet it is true.

Furthermore, people of that era had extraordinary strength, which was astounding. For example, when a small cart is used to push stones for construction, it can push more than one thousand kilograms, and the largest one can push one thousand four hundred kilograms.

How many people can achieve such strength now?

In fact, most of the famous martial arts masters in history had good strength. Huo Yuanjia's nickname was Huo Hercules, and he was the one who carried goods when he was poor. Wang Ziping's nickname is the Thousand Jin Power King, and he is also known for his great strength. A person who practices Tai Chi can lift a hundred kilograms of weight with each hand. Such people are rare and no one believes them anymore.

For example, if a child at home is frightened and nothing goes wrong, just ask the goddess to take a look. This matter just cannot be explained!

What is the most incredible thing you know? This thing is also very strange and makes people wonder. Xiao Bi got married. Soon his wife became pregnant. She was pregnant in ten months and gave birth to a son. The baby was born and the whole family was happy. Xiao Bi was a loan officer. He worked in Uyghur and dated people. In Youguang, villagers came to congratulate one after another, and the whole village was very happy. However, the child was fine for the first three days. After three days, he cried non-stop. The midwife and the barefoot doctor in the village all said there was nothing wrong with him. , the child's belly also became bigger, and one day the child's grandmother discovered that the child had not pooped in several days. She picked up the child and saw that the child had no butthole. Only then did she know what was wrong. Good things don't go out, and bad things spread thousands of miles. Another person made a rumor to cause trouble, saying that Xiao Bi had done nothing good and gave birth to a child without a butthole. The rumor spread like wildfire for a while. The adults were worried, so they quickly prepared a car and went to Harbin. They went to Harbin Medical University for a repair operation. The child finally recovered. The crisis was turned around, and later on the child became very promising. He was admitted to college, stayed in a big city to work, became successful, and was able to honor his ancestors!

Yes, I was visiting patients in the hospital last month (February 1), but I fainted in the ward. I still can’t figure out why.

Because an old relative, my uncle and grandma (a complicated relationship), fell down while exercising in the morning and suffered a fracture. Then all the younger generations went to see her, so I went there on behalf of my parents. I didn’t have breakfast in the morning and stayed in the ward for less than half an hour. Then I suddenly fainted in front of my uncle’s ward. My grandma quickly pinched me and woke me up (please listen to me later) My grandma told me) I called the doctors and nurses to see me. They said I had low blood sugar and told me to eat some sweets for breakfast. But within ten minutes of eating, I vomited them all again. Now I’m fine. My family thought I had broken my brain. What should I eat? I vomited anything, even when I drank water, so they started to register me for medical treatment.

The embarrassing thing happened again. Not only did I vomit again, but my legs were so weak that I couldn’t walk a step. My grandma asked my aunt to rent another wheelchair to push me, and she gave me an emergency call. , it was a smooth ride, and after the examination, I found that I was completely healthy, without any problems. My blood sugar was normal, my blood pressure was normal, my brain CT was normal, and my MRI was normal. What should I do? I just fainted. The doctor said I should infuse some glucose. After the infusion, I Still faint?_?, the doctor couldn’t help. My mother (my father and my mother flew here by car) heard that I was still faint, so she asked the doctor to prescribe me medicine. The doctor said that he suspected a blood clot, and he gave me something to dredge the blood. The medicine still didn't work. After a day of observation in the hospital, they said everything was fine, but I was still dizzy?_?.

Well, if the hospital can’t find anything, we will definitely go to the God’s house. We call it the “Goddess”. After we went there, grandma told the Goddess everything about building a new house and renovating the house. She said it was It was not because of the groundbreaking, but the goddess said that there was nothing wrong with it. She asked me if my birth year had not passed yet, and asked me if I usually don’t wear red clothes. My grandma said yes, and then the goddess said that I should go back and turn my red pants red. Just put on your bra and you'll be fine. Then I put on red pants and a red bra as required, and I didn’t feel dizzy the next day (even if my butt hit my tailbone and it hurt so much, everything else was fine). I don’t know why, it was magical.

Of course, I didn’t say that I wanted to explain it spiritually, but this happened to me, and it was really miraculous. I want to tell everyone that when you are sick, you should go to the hospital for medical treatment as soon as possible. Science cannot explain it. Then go find a god (goddess or something like that).

It’s strange to say that the two incredible things that happened to me were both related to numbers.

In 2000, I was transferred to a new unit. For this reason, I changed a new mobile phone number, ending in 0857, which is also the number I still use now.

The new work unit was far away from home, so I bought a car with the license plate number B·H3030. This license plate has been sold along with the original car.

The first thing is that the unit we are in is a numbered unit, so the workshops below also have numbers. My original workshop was called Workshop 30. When my new car with a license plate arrived at my workplace, everyone said that I wanted to go back to my original workplace. The reason was actually related to my license plate number. The license plate is B·H3030, which means 3030 must be returned. It was just a joke at the time, but I didn't expect that I would actually be transferred back to my original employer four years later.

The second thing is, I remember one weekend one year, a friend of mine and I took our girlfriends out to play. To be honest, we were very happy to eat, go to the gym, and take a sauna all in one package. It was late at night when we got home, and we were almost the only car on the road, but we got into a car accident and hit the median in the middle of the road. Two of the four people in the car suffered fractures.

After the insurance company finished handling the accident, they asked me to sign the accident handling form. When I signed, I suddenly discovered that today is May 7, 2008, (0857) the last number of my mobile phone!

I have never been able to figure it out. It’s really incredible!