Humorous sentences about pigs

1, I ran into you and was at a loss. I can't avoid your affectionate eyes. I know your heart. I ran as fast as I could, but you followed me closely. I cried, "Whose pig is so hungry?

2. Not afraid of enemies like tigers, but afraid of teammates like pigs.

Compare you to a pig, and the pig will cry to me. Ask why? You are not as good as a pig.

I went to buy pork today, and my boss asked me whether I should pay the down payment or the full amount.

5, the sun has risen, the troubles have passed, and you will be full of vitality to meet the wonderful today, ok! Get out of the nest! Shake pig hair, wash pig face and work hard for feed!

6. Piggy Peggy has tattoos, and you are the cutest pig farmer.

7. I really want to find someone who is chubby and cute like a pig, humorous and funny like Bajie, and terrible like Marshal Tian Peng.

I haven't heard from you for a long time I always miss you these two days. I am a mess. I've looked all over your favorite pond, dining room and sleeping lawn, but I still haven't seen you. My heart is almost broken ... how can such a big pig disappear?

9, I have seen so many pigs, or you are the cutest!

10, you must not be as fat as a pig in the Year of the Pig, otherwise no one will believe you are a beggar when you are poor.

1 1, the way you eat is really cute, like a pig that hasn't evolved well, eating in the most arched way!