Complete works of funny classic poems

Funny classic poetry daquan midnight ghost knocking at the door pedestrians want to break their souls.

The back wave of the Yangtze River pushes the front wave, and the front wave dies on the beach

Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue, purple and white in the southeast and northwest.

There are other ladies in his court, and 3,000 precious beauty iron bars will be ground into needles.

Take off your clothes and never regret it. Will make people haggard for Iraq.

Qian Shan Wanshui always gives me more, okay?

Poverty is fine, and poverty is fine. Money makes wives.

Three cobblers have the same rotten tastes.

Shoot the man first, shoot the horse first, and catch him in bed.

When using books, I can't bear to spend less until the end of the month.

There is love in the sky, and the old man dies young with love.

Since God has given talents, let them be used! The mouse's son can make holes.

Asking yourself how much sadness you can have is like a pot of spirit Erguotou.

Married men never sleep, spoiled wives never sleep. The Chinese teacher is angry!

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ I long for freedom, but how can a person's body crawl out of a dog's hole ..., the deskmate's answer: the holes crawled out for dogs are also locked/damn, they are all locked!

If the relationship is long-lasting, Classmate Right: It should be the time for two people to get married.

"Qian Shan is always in love", the classmate replied: Can you give me more? The marking teacher is right: love is love, points are points, and giving more is not enough.

If there is love in the sky, it will be old. What's the next sentence? A: People do not waste their youth! Positive solution: Without hate, the moon is long and round! (Li He's "Golden Tongxian Ci Han Song")

If there is love in the sky, it will be old. What's the next sentence? A: If people are affectionate, they will die early. Positive solution: Without hate, the moon is long and round!

"I advised God to stand up again, and God yelled at me three times." Positive solution: Xing Xing * * * drops talents, Gong Zizhen.

The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves. A: Qian Lang died on the beach.

Qian Fan walked by the sinking ship. Students are right: there are many ways to be complacent.

A pair of junior high school students, holding the mountain in their arms among the white clouds in the city, are right: I went to the hotel to put the lady to bed. His Chinese teacher vomited blood on the spot and died.

The masterpiece of a junior high school classmate: ghosts knock at the door in the middle of the night (fill in the blanks), and pedestrians on the road want to die.

Sunrise in the east and rain in the west. A: There is a fight at the head of the bed, and the end of the bed is closed.

When I was a freshman, I took a monthly exam. The last sentence says: laugh at the sky and go out. Is my generation wormwood? Someone in the class wrote: I accidentally twisted my waist. There is another sentence, the last sentence: clear water produces hibiscus, (positive solution) natural carving. Some people write that mud gives birth to lotus roots; Some are even more unique, saying: heroes come from troubled times.

Senior one takes a Chinese test. Q: If Dongfeng disagrees with Zhou Lang, what's the next sentence? 80% of the class's answer is: lose your wife and lose your soldiers. Solution: Bronze finch locks Er Qiao.

High school Chinese test papers often need to fill in poems. In a dream of red mansions, there is a topic "I am a Siberian tiger", and a boy wrote "I am a Siberian tiger". We all laughed silly.

High school exam, "Although my body doesn't have bright wings like a phoenix, _ _ _ _ _ _". A classmate filled in "both husband and wife returned to China."

When I was in high school, Mao's character was red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple. () The classmate replied: Southeast, northwest, middle and white.

Look at the leopard in the pipe. Scared me ... hahaha (the original can be seen)

Another time, Kao Tao Yuanming's "Five measures of rice can't bend over", and his classmates filled in "Just give me six measures." ...

And Li Qingzhao's dream "Do you know? Do you know that?/You know what? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ "..." The original sentence was "It should be green and fat, red and thin", and the classmate replied "Sorry, I don't know. "

What is the next sentence in the exam, "I hate books when I use them"? This classmate is right, "the money will not be enough by the end of the month."

When taking the Chinese exam, ask: How worried can you be? When students fill it, it's like a pot of Erguotou. The teacher flew into a rage and you drank too much again. ......

The second half of Mr. Lu asir's sentence is "I spilled blood on Xuanyuan", and the students filled in "He used a knife * * *" in front of him. . .

If relatives and friends in Luoyang ask each other, students fill in: Please don't tell him. The correct answer is: A piece of ice heart is in the jade pot.

Wine luminous cup, written by classmates: a lot of money, so beautiful.

In the final exam, the couplet on the couplet is a heroic work ... The couplet on the couplet for junior high school students is ... My mother's charm is particularly good.

Please fill in the following sentences in brackets: If it is sentimental, it will be old (I am only worried that I can't wait).

Since ancient times, there have been no dead classmates to fill in, and there are people who don't take paper on the stool.

The first sentence: sunrise in the east and rain in the west ~ I asked to fill in the next sentence ~ A classmate filled in: I got on the wrong sedan chair and married the right person ~

Kiss up first _ _ _ _ _ _ _. The classmate replied: Caught him in bed.

With Cai Feng's wings, a: It is better to pull a chicken than a phoenix (the correct answer is that I also feel the harmonious heartbeat of the sacred unicorn)

The first sentence of "flying into the homes of ordinary people" should be "Lao Wang Xie Yan". A classmate wrote: "Kangjia dominates TV sets and flies into the homes of ordinary people."

In the fifth grade, I got "three heads are better than two stooges" in an exam, and "the same smell" made the invigilator and the principal outside laugh.

Looking back, Jin Ge was an iron horse. (Ask the next question) Students fill in-look at the present and stick to it. Truth: Swallow Wan Li like a tiger.

The incense burner in Rizhao gave birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant.

My mouth is watering, Qianzu. I have no money as soon as I touch my pocket.

In the spring morning, I woke up easily and mosquito bites were everywhere.

At night, no one can escape.

Li Bai doesn't give money by boat,

The boatman set sail.

Peach Blossom Lake reaches as deep as thousands of feet.

I wonder if Li Bai is dead.

ito

Dondum

It rains in succession during the Qingming Festival.

I am lonely and want to commit suicide.

Excuse me, where is the beauty?

The shepherd boy pointed to Sanlitun (look, Xiao Du's poems are incisive. For the sake of Qingming today, let him send this first.

Xiao Chun

Tang Meng Hao ran

I slept well and didn't know that the dawn of spring had come.

There are few beautiful women in science and engineering.

Can't sleep at night.

I'll look online (Lao Meng is not to be outdone)

Meet Li Guinian at the lower reaches of the river

Du fu in Tang dynasty

Looking for beautiful women in chat rooms

Q q package M S N

This is a good scientific and engineering perspective.

Speculative chat, want to know someone (hehe, Shi Sheng's adult is ambitious)

Medium length

Early Spring in the Capital: Arriving at Zhangji

Tang hanyu

Xiaoyu in the north is as smooth as crisp.

Beauty looks far away, but in fact there is nothing.

The saddest thing is a year.

M M on the internet used to be a pig. . . (It seems that Mr. Han has been hit hard. )

Zaofa baidicheng

Tang Libai

Chaoci dormitory likes it.

Netizens suddenly returned when they met.

I can't stop looking sad.

Just now, I was in danger of death (the poet fairy seems to have met the carnivorous Amen)

Yamayuki

Dondum

Far up to Xiangshan, the stone path is oblique.

Deep in the white clouds, she and I

I want the prince to meet the princess.

It's really a dinosaur meets a frog (wow, it's Du again, it seems so emotional)

Book of Songs. Jia Jian

A thousand years is frost.

The so-called Iraqis are at the net.

I saw it on a whim, fat and long face.

Take advantage, waist like a big water tank. . . (well, the ancestors didn't escape this robbery either. . . )

Bu operator

Song Li Zhiyi

I live in Beijing Institute of Technology.

She lives in North China Institute of Technology.

Chatting every day, seeing each other late.

* * * saw a ghost. . . . (Poets come to join in the fun anyway ~ ~ This is a dinosaur from generation to generation. )

interlude

Jiangnanchun

Dondum

Daqian net is green and red.

Chat meetings are getting more and more empty

Meet 480 times

How many dinosaurs are there (I can say responsibly that Xiao Du is dying, and the consequences are very serious. . . )

When sending Yuan Er to Anxi

Tangwangxu

It is raining in the north, early in the morning.

It is painful to be full of disappointment.

I advise you to stop looking for netizens.

Go to Shaolin to be a monk tomorrow (good word ~ ~)

Classic funny poem 1. __________ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Student A: I'll never regret taking off my clothes (the correct answer is "I'll never regret taking off my clothes gradually", I admit it's my brain's problem)

2. Ask where the canal is so clear, _ _ _ _ _

Student A: There is a clear spring in my heart (the positive solution is "only flowing water comes from the source", so we still insist on water ~ ~ ~)

3. When * * * cuts candles at the west window, _ _ _ _ _ Student A: The husband and wife sit in the morning.

The Chinese teacher fainted while reading the paper. After class, I fainted again! The correct solution is "late rain time")

4. Mayfly shakes the tree, _ _ _ _ _ Student A: It doesn't move.

(The positive solution is "ridiculous overreaching". Don't move, hehe, it's true. )

5. The beauty of a gentleman's adult, _ _ _ _ _ _ A: The villain is loved (directly fainting).

6. If you are poor, you will be immune to it. _ _ _ _ _ _ A: If you are rich, you will have many wives and concubines (positive solution: if you are rich, you will help the world)

7._ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _, people all over the world know that you answer: as long as you look like Saddam (Khan! )

8. With Cai Feng's flying wings, _ _ _ _ _ A: It is better to pull a chicken than a phoenix.

Another student replied: both husband and wife have gone home (the correct answer is "but I feel the harmonious heartbeat of the sacred unicorn")

9. Sunrise in the east and rain in the west, _ _ _ _ Student A: There is a classmate fighting at the end of the bed. Answer: I got on the wrong sedan chair and married the right person.

10.__________ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ )

1 1. I hope people live long. _ _ _ _ _ _ A: A meeting will last forever.

(I laughed wildly at the time, but now I think it's quite classic. The positive solution is "a thousand miles * * * ChanJuan")

12. Egrets fly in front of Mount Cisse _ _ _ _ _ _ A: Climbing turtles by the river in Dongcun (right).

13. I suggest that God stand up again. _ _ _ _ _ _ Student replied: God yelled at me three times.

(The positive solution is "Don't stick to one pattern and drop talents", Gong Zizhen)

14. I was born to be useful. _ _ _ _ _ Student A: Show your magic at a critical moment. Another student A: The mouse's son can make holes.

(The Chinese teachers in the whole office collectively laughed without image)

15. If it is sentimental, it will be old. _ _ _ _ _ _ A: People don't waste their youth!

(The positive solution is "If you don't hate the moon, it will be long and round", Li He's "Golden Copper Immortal Ci Han Song")

16. If relatives and friends in Luoyang ask each other, classmate _ _ _ _ _ _ _ A: Please don't tell him.

17. The final exam will be written in couplets. The first couplet is a hero. The style of the work, a junior high school student, made the second couplet: My mother is full of charm.

18. Good medicine tastes bitter and is good for the disease. _ _ _ _ _ _ A: It's a fool not to eat.

No one has died since ancient times. _ _ _ _ _ _ Student A: Only some died one after another.

19. There is bright light at the foot of my bed _ _ _ _ _ _ A: Li Bai slept soundly.

20. Peeking at the leopard in the tube _ _ _ _ _ _ _ A: You scared me to death (hahaha! The positive solution is "visible")

21._ _ _ _ _ _, fly into the homes of ordinary people. A: Kangjia Caiba TV.

22. A glowing glass of wine, _ _ _ _ _ A: There are many beautiful women with money.

23.__________ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

24. Another time I tested Tao Yuanming's "Five buckets of rice can't bend over", and my classmates filled in "Just give me six buckets" …

25. Back in those days, Jin Ge was an iron horse, and _ _ _ _ _ students replied: Look now, stick to it.

(The positive solution is "swallowing Wan Li like a tiger")

26. I got "Two heads are better than one" in an exam in grade five. A: They all stink the same.

(Laughing at the invigilator and principal outside)

27. If the relationship is long-lasting, classmate A: It's time for two people to get married.

28. On the side of the sinking ship, Qian Fan passed by. _ _ _ _ _ Student A: There are many kinds of flowers that are complacent.

29. Books are used, but few people hate them. _ _ _ _ _ _ The classmate replied: The money will not be enough by the end of the month.

30. If it is sentimental, it will get old. _ _ _ _ _ _ Student replied: People are sentimental and die young (the correct answer is "the moon is long and round without hate")

3 1. No one has died since ancient times. _ _ _ _ _ _ Student A: Does anyone have a stool with paper (no language ...)

32. I once tested Li Qingzhao's dream, "Do you know? Do you know that?/You know what? ___________"

Sorry, I don't know ...

33. I once tested a sentence from Mr. Lu Xun: "_ _ _ _ _ _ _, I spilled my blood on Xuanyuan." The classmate replied: the knife he used.

34. In the Chinese exam, there is a revolutionary poem in the blank: "The door where people go in and out is locked, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

35. There is always love in Qian Shan. _ _ _ _ _ _ Student A: Can I have an extra copy?

The marking teacher is right: love is love, points are points, and giving more is not enough. )

36. When I was a freshman, I took a monthly exam, and the last sentence said, "Laugh to the sky. (Positive solution) Is my generation Artemisia? "

Someone in the class wrote: I accidentally twisted my waist. There is another sentence, the last sentence: "Clear water produces hibiscus, (positive solution) natural carving." Some people write that mud gives birth to lotus roots; Some are even more unique, saying: heroes come from troubled times.

37. Asked how worried you can be, _ _ _ _ _ _ students replied: It's like a pot of spirit Erguotou (the teacher criticized "You drank too much again …").

Is there anything funny about this poem?

Look at the funny poems of Lushan Waterfall

li po

The incense burner in Rizhao gave birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant.

My mouth is watering, Qianzu. I have no money as soon as I touch my pocket.

Spring Morning

meng haoran

In the spring morning, I woke up easily and mosquito bites were everywhere.

At night, no one can escape.

A gift for Wang Lun.

Lipper

Li Bai doesn't give money by boat,

The boatman set sail.

Peach Blossom Lake reaches as deep as thousands of feet.

I wonder if Li Bai is dead.

ito

Du Mu

It rains in succession during the Qingming Festival.

I am lonely and want to commit suicide.

Excuse me, where is the beauty?

The shepherd boy pointed to Sanlitun (look, Xiao Du's poems are incisive. For the sake of Qingming today, let him send this first.

Xiao Chun

meng haoran

I slept well and didn't know that the dawn of spring had come.

There are few beautiful women in science and engineering.

Can't sleep at night.

I'll look online (Lao Meng is not to be outdone)

Early Spring in the Capital: Arriving at Zhangji

Han Yu

Xiaoyu in the north is as smooth as crisp.

Beauty looks far away, but in fact there is nothing.

The saddest thing is a year.

Online M M used to be a pig. . . (It seems that Mr. Han has been hit hard. )

Zaofa baidicheng

Lipper

Chaoci dormitory likes it.

Netizens suddenly returned when they met.

I can't stop looking sad.

Just now, I was in danger of death (the poet fairy seems to have met the carnivorous Amen)

Yamayuki

Du Mu

Far up to Xiangshan, the stone path is oblique.

Deep in the white clouds, she and I

I want the prince to meet the princess.

It's really a dinosaur meets a frog (wow, it's Du again, it seems so emotional)

Book of Songs. Jia Jian

A thousand years is frost.

The so-called Iraqis are at the net.

I saw it on a whim, fat and long face.

Take advantage, waist like a big water tank. . . (well, the ancestors didn't escape this robbery either. . . )

Bu operator

Li Chi Ngai

I live in Beijing Institute of Technology.

She lives in North China Institute of Technology.

Chatting every day, seeing each other late.

* * * saw a ghost. . . . (Poets come to join in the fun anyway ~ ~ This is a dinosaur from generation to generation. )

Jiangnanchun

Du Mu

Daqian net is green and red.

Chat meetings are getting more and more empty

Meet 480 times

How many dinosaurs are there (I can say responsibly that Xiao Du is dying, and the consequences are very serious. . . )

When sending Yuan Er to Anxi

Wang Wei

It is raining in the north, early in the morning.

It is painful to be full of disappointment.

I advise you to stop looking for netizens.

Go to Shaolin to be a monk tomorrow (good word ~ ~)

Mulan Poem

Haha, I want to eat KFC. I don't smell saliva, but I smell a woman's sigh. Ask a woman what she thinks and what she remembers. Women think of hamburgers, but women remember chicken wings.

I saw the chicken coupon last night, and there was a big sale on the festival day. Twelve chicken coupons and a chicken wing. Grandpa has no eldest son and Mulan has no big brother. She is willing to go to KFC to feed him from now on.

Buy hamburgers in the East Store, drinks in the West Store, chicken wings in the South Store and French fries in the North Store. When I said goodbye to my parents, I was by the Yellow River at dusk. I didn't hear my parents calling for a female voice, but I heard the splash of hamburgers. But when I left the Yellow River, I went to Montenegro at dusk. I didn't hear my parents calling for a female voice, but I heard the smell of chicken wings chirping.

The more the Great Wall of Wan Li spans, the more Mount Everest flies. Banks send gold coins and emperors send sweaters. Hens die every year, and Mulan returns in ten years.

Come back to see Confucius, and Confucius will sit in the sky. Twelve chicken coupons and a hundred baskets of chicken. Confucius asked him what he wanted, but Mulan didn't want to be an angel. She is willing to drive 1000 miles to send her son home.

When parents heard that their daughter was coming, they went out to help the general: Ah, my sister heard that my sister was coming and wanted to eat KFC; I heard that my sister is coming and is going to eat. Open my East Pavilion pot, take my West Pavilion spoon, take off my wartime robe, put on my napkin, take bowls and chopsticks from the window and eat them in front of the mirror. When I went out to meet the fire companions, I was surprised and busy: I had been wandering together for twelve years, but I didn't know Mulan was so greedy.

The male rabbit's mouth is three valves, and the female rabbit's eyes are blurred; There are two rabbits eating next to me. Can you tell if I am greedy?

That's enough, please choose me! )

Classic funny couplets, classic funny couplets Part I: Say you can do it;

Bottom line: If you say no, you can't do it, and neither can you.

Cross-approval: I can't accept it.

Up and down, layers of overweight, success;

Cheat, water, follow the trend.

Horizontal approval: everyone is happy.

New house, new car, new girl, new look;

Acting county magistrate, acting mayor, acting speaker, this runs in the family.

Horizontal batch: all from a.

It's windy and rainy. I am waiting for your call back.

Born for you, died for you, and waited for you all my life.

Horizontal batch: sent to the wrong person

Redmi, pumpkin soup, a wife and a group of children;

White rice, turtle soup, a child, a wife.

Horizontal batch: keep pace with the times

First love, passionate love, extramarital love, reluctant to part;

Boys and girls are endless scholars.

Horizontal criticism: there is no love in life

Love your country, your family and your sister;

Fire-proof, theft-proof and anti-schoolmate.

Horizontal criticism: freedom of love

Change the traditional Spring Festival couplets from "days increase, people live longer and spring is full" to:

People are gaining weight day by day;

Spring is full of dry Kun.

Horizontal batch: It's time to lose weight.

I am very satisfied with Man Chun Gankun;

Over time, people have increased their income.

Horizontal batch: bring lucky money

The first part: the person I love, the famous flower is taken;

Bottom line: People who love me are terrible.

Horizontal criticism: bad luck

Classic funny allegorical sayings, classic funny allegorical sayings, classic funny allegorical sayings.

Pancake fruit is poisonous-don't do that.

Toad with a small hand on his back-the local leader of Lengchong

Toad crossing the street-you were still swishing when you refueled the camouflage jeep.

A feathered toad-an exotic bird.

Toad has a small hand on his back-the treasure in the palm.

Toad yawns-takes a big breath.

Classic funny couplets: Who is in charge of my youth? Classic Funny Sentences Part I: Consider the depth of the gun; Bottom line: Open your mouth and be emotional. Please feel free to accept.

The first part: simply and deeply teach people to live and die together; Bottom line: the back top and the front insert are the most fascinating.

The first part: the lights are on at the beginning of the night, and the nepotism is first understood; Bottom line: I'm too weak and eager to see you.

The first part: touch the chest and explore the waist to harm the slaves; Part two: I am allowed to take the lead with a spear when I am in the mood.

The first part: half an inch into the soul, the soul is shocked. Call: pain, quick! The second part: keep the jade and cherish the fragrance. Shout it out, come on!

The first part: Acting county magistrate, acting mayor and acting speaker, which runs in the family.