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What is it like to look good?

I have been told that I look like Liu Yifei, Zheng Shuang (before plastic surgery), Tang Wei, Song Hye Kyo, Ariel Lin, Gui Lunmei, Taeyeon... Among them, the most similar one should be Tang Wei (I think).

Let me talk about my experiences over the years.

I basically didn’t talk to boys in my six years of primary school, and I wasn’t good at studying. I was very introverted and had a bit of low self-esteem.

After I entered junior high school, people began to compliment me on my beauty.

Especially when I was in the second grade of junior high school, I transferred to another junior high school. I don’t know why, but everyone thought I was very beautiful. It seemed to happen all of a sudden. I remember that I didn’t have it when I was in the first grade of junior high school. A few people think I'm pretty... Anyway, since I transferred to another school, I'm sure that I'm pretty good-looking. Later it was proved again and again that I am good-looking.

For example, there were several boys in the class who had a crush on me. Among them was a boy who looked like Edison Chen. He was the best boy I played with since childhood (I don’t know if he knew this) I also had a crush on him...)

Another time, a trainee teacher came to our class. During the lecture, he happened to walk up to my seat, glanced at me, and whispered, "It's so beautiful..." …

I remember when Fairy Sword Yi was first aired, one day my deskmate asked me, do you like Zhao Linger or Lin Yueru? I said I liked Zhao Ling'er, (most girls in the class liked Lin Yueru at that time) and she suddenly said with disdain, Lin Yueru is obviously better, I know why you like Zhao Ling'er, I said why? She said because you look like Liu Yifei. I... (I don’t know whether to be happy or sad for a moment. I don’t like being misunderstood by others, but since you say I look like Liu Yifei... then okay, I admit it.)

Later I was promoted to the first year of high school, and I received love letters from two boys at the same time as soon as school started

When I was in the first year of high school, one time during class, a girl who I didn’t know very well suddenly ran up to my seat and said: : I would be so happy if I grew up like you. (?)

In my second year of high school, basically all the boys in the class had a crush on me. They would also discuss me in the boys’ dormitory and call my name below the girls’ dormitory. Doesn’t the above paragraph seem quite narcissistic? of? But these were all told to me later by a girl who had been in my class for three years in high school. She said that she was particularly envious of me...

I was also a sophomore in high school. One time, my best friend asked for leave. I couldn't find anyone to eat with me, so I asked a girl who was usually very introverted if she wanted to go to dinner with me. She looked surprised and said, "Really?" I'm so honored! Then while eating, he smiled at me with a happy face... His expression looked like he was in love.

When I was in my third year of high school and was about to take the college entrance examination, I actually received a love letter from our class monitor. (In addition, this monitor is a math master. He can score 140 or higher every time on a math paper with a perfect score of 160. And most of them are upwards of 150. By the way, I’m from Jiangsu). Do you know how top students express their love?

The answer is: Give me math questions to do. I just want to say that I can hardly finish the test questions sent by the school. How can I have the energy to do the questions you asked again? And your handwriting is so ugly that it's hard to read, okay? Just like that, later the class monitor said to me very disappointedly, why didn't you do the questions I asked? The college entrance examination is almost here, why don’t you work harder? I, I..., I think about it too, but I don’t have your mathematical mind..., I am also very desperate...

In addition to the monitor of our class, there was also a junior student in the lower grade at that time. They chased me, but I paid no attention to anyone.

Later, that junior student chased me for another four or five years... In the past few years, every time he came to me, I was always cold. Now, he finally stops sending me messages during the holidays...

< p>When I was in my third year of high school, I left my cell phone to charge in class. Later, the math teacher discovered it, but the math teacher gave me a warning and gave it back to me. In fact, the school immediately confiscated the cell phone when they found it. Some classes even destroyed it on the spot... I think it was because my grades were pretty good that the math teacher returned my phone to me. However, when I told the girl in the next class about this during class, she said: wow , it’s good to be good-looking... I...

After I went to college, the number of people chasing me seemed to decrease. Maybe it’s because after I went to college, everyone started wearing makeup. So I have become less advantageous, and I look better without makeup or with light makeup. When I put on makeup, I always put on base and lipstick and that’s it. I never draw eyebrows and eyes because they are superfluous... .... Because my eyelashes are thick and long, they look like I have eyeliner on them. I also have many eyebrows, so I just need to trim them regularly. Although there are not as many people following me since I went to college, but relatively speaking, basically I am still good-looking in everyone’s eyes.

For example, during the military training period of my freshman year, I was accosted by a sophomore senior in the cafeteria while wearing a rustic military training uniform. I actually ignored him, but on the same afternoon in the crowded playground, we met again. I met him. To be precise, he saw me and stopped me. Later, he added QQ, and he confessed his love the next day, but I didn't agree.

When I was studying in the library as a sophomore, a senior came to me and asked for WeChat, saying that they had a Taobao store and wanted to find a model.

When I was in my junior year, one day I found a small piece of paper in my bag, with a QQ number written on it and a sentence below: Can I make a friend?

Senior year, senior year... Huh? I don’t seem to have any romantic encounters in my senior year. Maybe it’s because I’m too busy. I’m preparing for the postgraduate entrance examination and doing my final project at the same time.

In addition to those at school, there are many others

For example, when I went to a supermarket to work as a cashier, I was blatantly and secretly photographed by several aunties in the supermarket, and they even introduced me to them. son.

Similarly, when I was working as a cashier, I was complimented by a customer who was checking out that I was too beautiful and should not be a cashier.

I was also pursued by a boy who went to the same school as me and also worked part-time in this supermarket.

When I went to take the driving license test, because I was too exposed to the sun during practice, the instructor held an umbrella for me while following my car...

Some people would take the initiative when handing out leaflets. Come to get my flyers, and sometimes ask if my number is on the flyers...

I have been secretly photographed by strangers in public places such as buses, trains, subway stations, etc., and after secretly photographing They all came over and asked for my contact information. I won’t go into details here for fear of being recognized by acquaintances.

Another time, on the same day, two former high school classmates confessed their love to each other on QQ. The two male classmates also knew each other. Because the time of their confession was so close, I even doubted them. They were colluding to punish me. Later I asked one of the male classmates, and the male classmate said: Who would collude with other boys to confess to the girl they like? Thinking about it later, it was indeed a coincidence.

I believe you have all seen this scene in TV dramas, where a beautiful woman appears and the boys next to her are dumbfounded. Today I will tell you that this kind of plot is not an exaggeration. I have experienced it myself, several times.

Once I was in the second grade of junior high school. I was washing my hands at the sink next to our school cafeteria after eating. Two boys who had just washed their faces turned around and saw me, and they suddenly froze. One of them said that this girl is too beautiful. Until I washed my hands and turned around to leave, they were still looking at me blankly.

The second time I encountered this situation was when I was a freshman in high school. As I mentioned above, there were two boys in our class chasing me at the same time. But except for the two boys who were chasing me, the last two rows in the class Basically all the boys had a crush on me. My seat at that time was in the third row from the bottom. I didn’t know why the class teacher put me so far back, and I was mostly surrounded by boys. Maybe it was because my grades were not good at that time. All right.

One time, a boy who was often bullied put his chin in his hands and stared at me blankly during lunch break. He looked at me for about five minutes. In fact, I even caught a glimpse of him with my peripheral vision. Later, he looked at me. Another domineering boy saw her, and the domineering boy said: Is she someone you can see too? …

Another time I was in my second year of high school. As I said above, almost all the boys in the class had a crush on me. One day I got a new haircut and when I just returned to the classroom, the boys in our class looked at me. They all looked over. I pretended to be calm and walked to my seat. The boy sitting next to me at that time just looked at me. There was a boy who was patronizing me and ended up putting a piece of paper on the table. I accidentally wiped all the books out of the stack. I was kind enough to pick it up for him...but he still only looked at me...

Another time in my sophomore year, my classmates and I were queuing up for lunch. A boy in front of me accidentally turned around and saw me. Then he turned back and kept looking at me. I thought he would just look at me twice, but who knew he kept looking. I looked up at him, hoping that he would look back, but I didn't know he kept looking at me and looked away. I giggled while watching..., and then I walked out of the cafeteria under his gaze...

Actually, every time I see the boy's dumbfounded expression when he looks at me, I am secretly happy at the same time. I was wondering, is it that exaggerated? (Actually, I think I just look like that, but 90% of people in life think I look good, whether they are elders or peers)

Photo I won’t post it because I really don’t think I’m that good-looking, but what I said above are all facts, and only part of them, and there are some that are not easy to express in words. Maybe I look better in the eyes of others