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Happy New Year!

I wish the New Year progress and all the best!

New year wishes, a new atmosphere in the new year!

Happy new year, everything at home will be happy!

New Year greetings, a new year and a new beginning!

Happy new year, happy new year, immediate success!

New year greetings, the bell ushered in a brand-new year!

Happy new year, congratulations on making a fortune, congratulations on making a fortune, and bring a red envelope!

Happy new year, golden snake dance resigns the old year and gallops to welcome the new year!

New year wishes, good luck and happiness for the whole family, and peace and prosperity throughout the year!

New Year greetings, lingering farewell to the old year!

Happy new year! ! ! Laugh often! ! !

Happy new year. I wish you success in your career!

Happy new year, happy new year! I wish you a happy mood, good health and all the best in the new year.

New Year greetings and congratulations on your successful listing! Make great achievements in the new year!

Happy new year, good luck at home and all the best. The home is round, the country is round and everything is round.

Happy new year, man. Make a fortune this year. Don't forget to treat! Happy new year.

Happy New Year! Everything is fine! Happy family! Rich! Congratulations on getting rich!

Happy new year, happy new year, happy new year, congratulations on getting rich! Happy new year, all the best, all the best!

Happy new year! I wish you good health in the new year! You did a good job. Happy life!

New Year's greetings, New Year's bells ring leisurely, floating with my blessing, lingering around you.

Happy new year, busy for a year, just to wait until this day, the ends of the earth together, round and round the Spring Festival.

Happy new year, the spring festival is coming again, all the work at hand has been thrown away, and the salary and bonus will not be forgotten. When you get home, you have to explain.

Happy new year, I am a soldier, and it is my sacred duty to defend the motherland! I can't go home again this year. Happy New Year to my parents! Good health!

Happy New Year, Teacher: Happy New Year! Your love has given me my soul, and your hardships have educated me to grow up. May your sweat turn into countless ice flowers and make you happy! Make you happy!

New Year greetings, blessings are sincere, not a thousand words of confession. A heart song, I wish you peace and good luck throughout the year!

New Year greetings, at this moment, I have my deepest thoughts. Let the clouds bring full blessings and embellish your sweet dreams. may you have a happy new year!

New Year greetings, I put the blessings and hopes of the new century quietly under the melting snow, let them grow along the spring seedlings, and give you richness and fragrance all the year round!

New Year greetings, thank you for your concern, your help and everything you have done for me ... Please accept my sincere wishes at any time!

New Year greetings, thinking of you like a wisp of smoke, may your life be like running water.

Happy new year, how are you in the distance? In the distant thoughts, what changes is my face, and what remains unchanged is my heart that I love you forever! I wish you a happy New Year!

New Year greetings. On this happy day, after such a long separation, may the New Year bell bring you peace and joy, as well as blessings for the new century.

New Year's greetings, I hope my wishes to you are the freshest and most tireless!

Happy new year. Thank you for your help.

New Year greetings, dear friends, let's wait quietly for the future, hope and light, and wait for the upcoming New Year bell!

New Year greetings, your love is the hope of my life, so every tear of yours has turned into my sadness. Dear, I wish you a happy life.

New Year greetings, dear lover: Are you safe? I want to send my thoughts to you from afar. Love and care, affection and blessing. I sincerely wish you a happy new year!

Happy new year. In the past year, we cooperated happily. Thank you for your concern. I wish you a happy family and all your wishes come true!

New Year greetings. May you, brother in a foreign land, steer the ship of life, berth in a happy port and be happy every year!

New Year greetings, those unforgettable days, are the melody that I will sing forever. How are you now?

New Year's greetings, you and I embrace each other, listening to the New Year's bell like the breath of rings, around our dreams, our full love turns into a sincere blessing "Happy New Year"!

New Year greetings, blessings are sincere, not a thousand words of confession. A heart song, I wish you peace and good luck throughout the year!

New Year's greetings, I miss you like orchids in the valley, with a faint fragrance hanging over you, while blessings are endless thoughts floating to your heart. May my love accompany you through the new year!

New Year greetings, I put the blessings and hopes of the new century quietly under the melting snow, let them grow along the spring seedlings, and give you richness and fragrance all the year round!

New Year greetings, at this moment, I have my deepest thoughts. Let the clouds bring full blessings and embellish your sweet dreams. may you have a happy new year!

New Year greetings, New Year's Day means a new year and a new beginning. Everything starts from scratch. A good beginning is half the battle. I wish you success forever!

A catty of melon seeds and a catty of dates, I wish you good luck at an early date; One catty of candy, two jins of bananas, good luck, you won't run; A catty of peanuts and a catty of peaches, I wish you money rolling into your pocket!

I wish you make a fortune in the new year, set foot on Marlboro, climb Hongta Mountain in your career, surpass Ashima in your lover, and make money all over Greater China.

The new year has come, how much I miss you, how much I miss you; Take care, dear!

Good luck and good luck to you, fat pig. Great body, as strong as a bear; Love is as sweet as a bee; Good luck is a dime a dozen; Business is booming, flying higher and higher like Dapeng.

People in the Jianghu are vagrants. I wish you success in your career and all the best in the Spring Festival!

Sweat a thousand drops, day and night, Spring Festival, work smoothly!

In fact, some things are clear to each other, but when the new year comes, I have to explain ... where is my red envelope?

Year after year, ups and downs; Day after day, starting at sunset. Mother's love penetrated into my heart. On the occasion of the Spring Festival, I wish my mother a long and healthy life with a sincere glass of wine.

I dreamed of you on New Year's Eve. Happy New Year to you: Happy New Year! A crying man woke up from a dream. I know you miss me, so I'll call you right away and say, bring the red envelope!

May you be happy every day for 365 days a year, 8760 hours forever, 5256000 wonderful minutes and 3 1536000 seconds.

Chinese New Year, eat a big meal, drink less and eat more vegetables. If you can't reach it, stand up, be respected, play tricks, and you can't eat it. Come back!

I wish you a new year: your career is in full swing, your health is like a tiger, your money is countless, your work is not hard, your leisure is like a mouse, your romance is like joy, and happiness belongs to you.

When the wind blows, I miss you! When the snow falls, I miss you! Happy new year, remember to keep in touch.

A seven-day tour of Afghanistan, a new tourist route for the New Year, was grandly launched: staying in a terrorist training camp and learning to make bombs and anthrax viruses. Those with excellent results will be fortunate to be the successors of bin Laden.

When you receive these money symbols, it means that you have received the blessing of the God of Wealth, who will bring you wealth in the new year!

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Draw a perfect family in Qian Qian with family as the center and happiness as the radius!

I wish you a new year: you are not fat, and you are the most handsome in front of people; Money in hand, laughter in dreams.

I wish you: you can't be lucky at cards. The leopard will give you the golden flower, others will stare at your smiling face, and others will pay you for it.

Xiao Chun and Xiao Chun are green everywhere. Mountains and rivers, Huanhuan smile, * * * I wish Liuhe the same spring and climb higher step by step.

The sun rises and sets, the moon is round and short. With the opening of the last page of the calendar, 2005 is about to say goodbye to us. The end of the year is a good time to exchange blessings with friends, relatives and colleagues. This is a good way to get in touch with feelings. SMS is a good way. For everyone's convenience, we are collecting greetings and short messages related to Christmas, New Year's Day and New Year's Day, with unlimited words and contents.

Christmas weather forecast: Before and after Christmas, there will be a large area of paper money, northeast and north China dollar bills, northwest rubles, central and south China British banknotes, checks in some parts of the southeast, and gold bars in some areas. The slogan of Christmas will be changed to: Christmas is rich!

Happy and warm Christmas is here again. I weave a soft scarf with sincere wishes and endless thoughts, which tightly surrounds you and makes you have a warm and sweet Christmas! Merry Christmas!

The hen lays an egg every day, but it hasn't laid an egg in recent days. The rooster was surprised. The hen replied, you will know in a few days. Five days later, the hen laid five eggs in one breath, and the rooster suddenly realized: Oh, today is Christmas!

Merry Christmas. Not only will I think of you on such a day, but only on such a day can I bother you and tell you to have a happy Christmas! Happy New Year! Happy every day!

If a fat old man jumps into your house from the window tonight and catches you, please don't worry! Because I said to Santa Claus: What I want for Christmas is you!

According to CIA news: 12, I found a pair of dull eyes on my mobile phone ... hey! Pig head! I have my eye on you! Please put on more clothes in such a cold day! Merry Christmas to you!

Are you waiting for Santa Claus to get down the chimney and give you a Christmas present? Don't just wait, he won't come this year, because he was stunned by your smelly socks last year! Ha ha laugh ... Merry Christmas!

One day I polished Aladdin's magic lamp, and the lamp god said, I will grant you a wish. I said: Please wish the people who are reading this message a Merry Christmas!

I heard that you will lay eggs in a few days. Is it true?/You don't say. Then I must wish you a happy egg laying (Christmas)! In a few days, your balls will be full moon again, so I wish you a happy New Year's Day!

I have a beautiful wish: I will meet you on Christmas Eve, then ring the Christmas bell with your hand and start our romantic love journey ... Will you help me realize my wish?

Legend has it that on Christmas Eve, the stars in the sky made two wishes; One is to wish the world peace and happiness, and the other is to tell the lucky baby who is reading this message that Christmas can be a day off, but please ask for leave first!

Your peace is my wish, your sincerity is my happiness, and my gift to you is my lifelong blessing!

I can only spend Christmas alone this year. It's really hard to feel lonely. If only Santa Claus could send you to me ... I'm Saddam Hussein. Merry Christmas!

Tonight, a fat old man with a white beard will jump into your window, grab you and stuff you into a big bag ... He is preparing a Christmas present for me.

I miss you very much in the lingering twilight. Sincerely bless you, tell you quietly that I miss you, and wish you a merry Christmas with my best wishes.

I found Aladdin's magic lamp, which said it could satisfy one of my wishes. I finally gave up the idea of being the richest man in China. I only hope that my friend, you, will have a happy Christmas!

Maybe time will fade away, maybe space will be isolated from each other. But what is worth cherishing is still close friendship. I want to say to you again: Merry Christmas.

In this white season, it is full of my short blessings. Welcome to a bright future with a purple lucky belt. The smile of King's Landing is in the peaceful and kind sky of the earth. Like a happy angel in this human sky.

With a blessed heart, on this special day, may happiness, wishful thinking, happiness, flowers and all good wishes be with you. Merry Christmas!

If Santa Claus gives me a chance, I will say to you: Merry Christmas! Be sure to add a time limit to happiness, I hope it is: 10 thousand years!

Do you know where Santa Claus is? He stole my heart, didn't he give it to you? If he does, you should keep it well. That's true.

The twinkling fluorescence in the starry sky is surrounded by colorful and beautiful dreams. May all your wishes made this year come true in front of your eyes. I wish you a warm and happy holiday!