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Talk about girls' space.

1. In the exam, the happiness of always comparing the right ones.

2. Summer vacation is not so much to write homework in different places as to start school in different places and play mobile phones.

My future husband must be a road idiot, or he hasn't found me yet.

If you are willing to open my homework layer by layer, you will find that this page is not written and that page is not written.

I fell in love with many people at first sight, some people fell in love at first sight, and some people lived forever.

6. Mom, what's it like to have a promising child? I don't know. Ask your grandmother.

7. I only give you a nickname because I don't want to call you like others.

8. The first person you think of in the morning and the last person you think of in the evening are either people who make you happy or people who make you miserable.

I want you to send me a dress. Its name is wedding dress.

10. Don't rely on someone easily, it will become your habit. When parting comes, what you lose is not someone, but your spiritual pillar.

1 1. When I hold you, you are a cup, and when I let you go, you are a fucking piece of glass.

12. Little Sunflower's mother started her class. What should I do if my child coughs? Most of them are fake. Hit it.

13. There are two things in the world that you can't look directly at, one is the sun and the other is the human heart.

14. True friends are like hands and eyes. When your hand hurts, your eyes will cry. And when the eyes shed tears, the hands will also be wiped.

15. The stupidest thing in the world is unrequited love, and the stupidest thing is mutual unrequited love.

16. If there is military training, it will be sunny. If you have a holiday, it will rain. If you do your homework, it's the day before school starts.

17. If I say I want to travel around the world, can I walk around you? /Shuo Shuo/

18. Don't let women get used to loneliness. Once she gets used to it, she doesn't need you anymore.

19. Some people will never forget it, just as some people will never remember it; Have a love, always can't let go, just like some love, always can't stand it.

20. It's been half a year since we broke up, and today he added me. The verification information is: I owe you the future!

2 1. I only bow my head when I light a cigarette, close my eyes when I kiss, and be gentle in front of the person I love.

The first thing to prepare for school is not to finish homework, but to adjust the time difference.

I always hate being told to take good care of myself, either give me some money or leave me alone.

24. We are all good at duplicity, but we hope the other side will notice.

25. If meeting is not as pleasant as not coming, then should I learn to stay away, instead of getting too close!

26. Don't forget to invite me to dinner when you have the other half, or a glass of beer will wash away your sadness.

27. I know that twisting melons is not sweet, but it fucking quenches thirst.

28. In the eyes of boys, all the pains and discomforts of girls are understated in eight words: inexplicable and unreasonable.

29. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people.

30. I study hard every day to live up to the future and live up to my youth without following the rules. Every woman is equally beautiful, but every man has a different eye.

1. No matter where you are, where you live, where you are and what you want, you should sincerely thank the gift of life, tolerate the unintentional mistakes and injuries of others, laugh at the setbacks and misfortunes in your long life and collect them from your inner experiences and feelings. You will find that the days in life are as light as water because of love, warm because of giving, and heavy because of giving.

2. If and how are two non-threatening words, but put them together, they will haunt you for life. What will happen if this happens? All you have to do is listen to your heart bravely. Letters to Juliet

Third, I don't know where the sinking heart fell, and I don't know myself.

I chose to leave, not to fulfill, not to give up, just to get to know you and me again.

Five, a lot of things, as long as you bite your teeth, everything will be different. You have worked hard and tried your best to be qualified to say that you are unlucky. No matter who you are, no matter what you are going through, stick to it and you will see your strongest self.

Six, my world is silent, and there is no room for others.

Seven, the real thing is sometimes cruel.

I don't want to realize your dream with humble love.

Nine, there are a thousand kinds of happiness, and there will be a thousand kinds of pain. The happiness of others may be your pain; The pain of others may be your happiness. The happiness of life comes from the sudden opening of your heart, just as you stand under the night, look up at the sky and suddenly see the stars all over the sky.

When my shoulder is gone, when my tears run dry, when I decide to let go, my heart is gone.

Eleven, one day I will walk away from you quietly, without any sound. I missed a lot, and I was always sad alone.

Twelve, a short moment, a long forever.

Thirteen, we don't have to waste time for trivial things, spend more time to do something meaningful, more than we can get by worrying about it. Complaining about others is to frustrate your self-confidence, hinder your progress and hurt your happiness. Give up these insignificant mental burdens, don't be a bitter weak person, but be a tolerant strong person. If you look down, everything becomes simple. Let go, in fact, at that moment.

14. One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange songs. Then one day, you will find that the things you have tried so hard to forget are really gone.

I don't feel lonely, because there is loneliness.

Sixteen, useless things, no matter how cheap, don't buy it; Don't depend on people you don't love, no matter how lonely they are.

Some people have too many smiles on their faces because there are too many tears in their hearts.

Sometimes, what you say may hurt others, but sometimes, your silence will hurt others more.

19. Every woman is equally beautiful, but every man has different eyes.

Twenty, the so-called maturity: always bring your own umbrella when you go out for a long trip, and rarely get wet again. That is, you can control your tears and rarely move yourself to cry. It is that you learn to be kind to yourself and take care of yourself. You gradually become an independent individual, instead of relying on luck to pin your life on everything outside. No one will definitely pick you up on a rainy night, and no one will definitely read your heart.

In order to remember your smile, I desperately pressed the shutter in my heart. Life is good.

I don't like my three-minute enthusiasm now. I don't have the perseverance to do things. Laziness is greater than the determination to motivate myself. Too much talk and a perfect plan, but it is always pushed from today to tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. I didn't do anything, which aroused my sense of struggle and prepared to study hard, but I gave up after a few days, and I knew it would only harm myself.

Twenty-three, when one day we are old and lonely, we still believe in love. What really makes us proud is that despite setbacks, we still stick to our faith in love!

24. I will cherish your love. When I no longer have it, I will cherish all the memories. All this is only because I have always loved you, so there will be such worries that make me uneasy. Is it my luck or misfortune to meet you?

What I hate most is that you appeared in front of me when I wanted to let go.

Twenty-six, women struggle in love; Men struggle in marriage; The third party struggled in the incident.

27. If you feel lonely and bored for a while, please remember that this may be the most rare stage in your life, because no one or anything forces you to move forward at this time. At this time, you should try to enjoy relaxation.

Twenty-eight, love is the heart of one person and another, just meet at the right time, just fall in love at the right fate. Everyone will have their own happiness. Puppy love is better than just right love.

Twenty-nine, don't let the future you hate yourself now. I'm trying to be the person I like. It is better to be strong than to pray for a plain life.

Don't trust others too much, even your shadow will leave you in the dark.

Thirty-one, the struggle is not to let you go up and down the mountain to hear the chicken dance. Struggle is just to live a down-to-earth life every day, do every little thing well, don't delay, don't complain, don't shirk and don't be lazy. Every day, every effort will take you where you want to go and take you to fulfill your dream.

32. Memories are a very tiring thing, just like how to lie down when you are insomnia.

Thirty-three, most men do. No matter how strong the girl you fall in love with is, she is just a girl. I've always wanted to avoid her being frightened and miserable. I want to see her full and happy, so that I can feel at ease. Seven sons of "Hua" in Tang Dynasty

34. What do China and his wife lack most? China couples don't lack forbearance and persistence, and they don't lack silent support. Since ancient times, we have paid attention to caring for each other and sharing weal and woe, as if this is what a model couple and a family of five should look like. However, this kind of husband-and-wife model, which ignores expression, is not good at finding fun and is used to plain life, is not perfect. Compared with foreign couples, marriage in China lacks the following seven things.

35. There is no need for discussion, just a conclusion.

Thirty-six, the fish said to the water: Which fish am I in your life? Water said: You are not the first fish in the water, but you are the first fish in my heart. I am not a fish, and you are not water. We are not the first in each other's lives, but you are the first person I want to marry.

Thirty-seven, tears are the most primitive weapon for women, and the only most powerful weapon that men can't resist.

Your hair is beautiful and sad. Like your soul.

The best treatment for your lover is to have a good sleep and then plan how to keep him awake when he wakes up refreshed.

Forty, a woman's greatest enemy is not time, power or money, but her own paranoia, and she can't extricate herself from the man she shouldn't love. Except your father and your future husband, no one is worth paying too much for you. Pay for your father, because he gave you love for the first half of your life, and pay for your husband, because he will give you love for the second half of your life.

4 1. If you don't pursue what you want, you will never have it. If you don't ask, the answer is alwaysno. If you don't move forward, you will stay forever.

42. If one day we are not together, we should be together.

Girls' qq talking about love is like coffee. It tastes good when it is hot.

1. Lovers stolen by time, how are you now?

Second, the kind of friendship that can't stand provocation is not friendship at all.

Third, I don't want to just be friends. Many feelings are caused by wishful thinking, and even friends can't be friends in the end. . .

I've always wanted you to listen to the rain, because I think it's the sound of missing.

Love is like coffee, it tastes good when it is hot.

If my life is not full, I have no time to think about you.

Seven, happiness is not a love song without turning points.

If you haven't experienced my journey, please don't criticize my path.

Nine, one day when you think of me, time has precipitated all the mistakes, and you have learned not to ask why. . .

Ten, {I almost forgot what I used to look like. }

1 1. The person I love is not you. The person I love has her and I have you, so I am finished with him.

I don't like it? On the message board? See it on sex Weibo except me? Among the girls? ,? Both? There are exceptions.

Thirteen, the last friend is often: help you in adversity and hurt you in prosperity.

No matter how difficult your social relationship is, please talk to my brother. My posts usually don't cause trouble. Once they do, it's not international news.

Fifteen, you have to go through some things to see if your so-called lover is a man or a dog.

Sixteen, although I am ordinary, but unique, please cherish.

I really want to bother you, but I have no topic and no courage.

Talk about feelings after being lovelorn. You are all liars like Andersen.

First, you know, without you, I would lose the meaning of living.

Freedom is not to do whatever you want, but not to do whatever you want.

Third, love is eternal, the appearance may change, but the essence will never change.

Fourth, all previous lives were paradise, and all subsequent lives were hell.

5. It's sad to be a little drunk. It turns out that falling in love with you is a bit heartbreaking.

6. In front of girls, all boys should be modest. Because people who love you first forget their identity and talent and humble themselves to the dust. But girls often like arrogant men, but they don't know that the man who can be arrogant in front of you never likes you, and you love him more. In the emotional world, whoever is humble loves much more. Who is more arrogant and who is more cruel. Please choose preference over self-abuse at any time.

Seven, emotions are invisible, major events are indifferent, and they have their own bottom line. Whatever you lose, don't lose a good mood. Heart is a painter. Grasp your own heart and make your mind clean, white and quiet. Stick to what you insist on and believe what you believe is the right choice for you. It doesn't matter what others think of you. The important thing is to be yourself and do what you think is right.

Eight, girls often ask, how can we not be pushed down by men? It's simple, as long as you're not alone in a room with a man. Yes, never believe that a man is a gentleman, never believe that he has a stomachache or is sick, and never believe that he just sits and chats. No matter what he says, just remember that nothing will happen if you are not in a room, and you may be pushed down in a room. Finally, never trust your willpower and resistance.

Nine, many things, only when the distance is getting farther and farther, can we look back clearly. Memory is a strange thing, always remember what should be forgotten and forget what should be remembered. I cried and laughed when I was a child. Grow up, laugh and cry; I learn slowly, but I become unhappy.

Ten, more and more people say that there is no marriage without material things. But please think about it, can this be a marriage without love? No matter when, feelings are always in the first place, and no matter how the material is arranged, it can't rank first. Even if you don't say that you are full of love and water, how can you be ruthless? Therefore, those who have feelings and money rank first, those who have feelings and no money rank second, and those who have money and no heart should not be considered.

11. The person I love may not listen to me, but you must do what you promised me. The person I love will definitely say to me at the moment we hold hands: from today on, we will share weal and woe; The person I love will wipe my tears when I cry, and then tell me: be good, don't cry, I am here! The person I love will definitely stretch out my arm when I am tired and say with great distress: hug! If there is such a person, I will love him!

Twelve, women fall in love with fantasy and marry reality.

Thirteen, don't invest more things (time, money or feelings) for a mistake that has been made, otherwise it will only turn a small mistake into a big one. Men are in business and women are in feelings. The first thing to learn is to stop loss.

14. I tried not to let the people around me feel sad, only to find that it was myself who was injured.

15. In this world, the saddest problem for people is fear. Many people are afraid of everything, afraid that they can't do well, afraid of changing jobs, afraid of meeting people, afraid of disappointment, and finally achieve nothing, whether emotionally or at work. Seriously, those who have courage really have nothing to lose. Fear is the prerequisite for a person to get married, be an official, go abroad and get rich.

Sixteen, life is a constant homesickness/and what is homesickness/is it a small loss that I love everyone but no one loves me/or a cold summer? Don't talk about the race of life/just talk about homesickness/cross the ocean as always/turn tears into tears

Seventeen, some words you don't say, men will never understand. If you don't do something, you will lose the chance of a lifetime. You dare not accept some love, and you may never meet something better. That's it. The most important things and opportunities in life suddenly appear. At that time, you didn't know how to cherish it, and you will regret it after losing it. So, don't always think of something better in the future. The best thing is to be by your side.

Eighteen, in the years without anyone, I will try my best to learn to paralyze my sensitive nerves.

19. Today's life was decided three years ago. If you live the same life today as you did three years ago, you will live the same life three years later. Life is not for repetition. Change from today: from now on, don't just play games, don't just go shopping, read more books, and finally, you will find a brand-new yourself.

Twenty, the most sorry thing in this life is my heart, which hurts again and again.

21. Life is short. We should all learn to be independent when walking along the road of life. The biggest advantage of independence for a person is that you never have to be attached to anyone's life like dodder. You can do whatever you want at any time. And the first sign of a mature person is independence.

22. Apply morality to others and values to yourself. Therefore, Chinese civilization is prosperous.

Twenty-three, what is compassion? It's not how much money you donated or how many tears you shed. Is to see if you really understand the pain of others, really feel each other's pain. Suffering people need material support for the time being, but they need spiritual understanding for a long time. Money and things are easy to send, but comfort is difficult. Comfort people need sympathy, kindness and persistence. Therefore, compassion is not in the mouth, but in the heart.

Twenty-four, the ending of innocent fairy tales, there is always a person who wants to laugh and cry.

Twenty-five, women only have two values, one is to pursue the number of high heels, and the other is to pursue the quality of high heels.

You're no big deal. I don't care at all.

Twenty-seven, before the big S, the feelings hurt a lot. Wang Xiaofei is also a bunch of best friends, but they can get engaged after meeting four times, which makes the men and women who filmed Love Actually with them feel sorry for each other. Actually, that's it. Nowadays, many people's marriages are converted after many desperate loves. No amount of love before just pushed him to the last person. This is a relay race, except for the last stick, everything else is just the consumables of the other side. ?

Twenty-eight, a person is performing a one-man show, and a person appreciates this touching self-love.

Don't be too condescending. Even if you are successful, even if you are talented and beautiful, don't talk to people with a condescending attitude. Because a person is excellent, it is easy to get status, but status does not mean nobility. People have different status, power and reputation, but there is no difference. The key to being kind to others is to treat others equally. Don't always think you are great. Really great people are willing to be plain.

You are as a liar as Andersen.