A domineering sentence when making a fortune

1. When I have money, I will buy all the brand-name cosmetics without waiting for the shelf life. I will still use Dabao.

When I have money, I will buy two mobile phones, one for listening to music and the other for taking pictures.

When I have money, I will buy two pairs of shoes, one for my feet.

When I have money, I will buy two keyboards, one for typing and one for foot massage. I can type whenever I want and massage whenever I want.

When I am rich, I must live in a beautiful place.

If I have money, buy two lollipops, one for you and the other for you!

7. When I am rich, I will be a beggar in the street during the day, and I will give him money if someone bows to me. I will give money to anyone who listens to my whole erhu at night.

8. When I am rich, I will be late for work every day-that is, I will be late once 10 yuan. I'll give you 1 ten thousand yuan, so you can keep it for fun!

9. When I have money, I will send you two short messages, asking you to save one and delete the other.

10, when I have money. Buy two pairs of identical underwear, one inside and one outside like Superman.

1 1. When I have money, I will buy two BMWs, one to clear the way in front, one to protect the driver behind, and I will ride a bike in the middle!

12. When I have money, I will buy two monitors, a crt and an lcd, and watch crt if I want.

13. When I have money, I will buy two planes, one flying during the day and the other at night.

14. When I get rich, I will marry another wife, and one will earn money for the other.

15, when I have money. If you want to go to the ladies' room. I wanted to go to the men's room, so I went to the men's room. Build two toilets.

16, when I get rich, our company invites two image spokespersons, one is the best image spokesperson and the other is the worst image spokesperson. I want the best and the worst.