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About the feeling of being fined, talk about 40 copywriters.
Now that all the tickets have been posted, let's drive away tomorrow morning. As a result, I got a ticket in the morning and watched the car being towed away.
3. Overloading and speeding are dangerous.
Cherish life and make every family full of joy.
This is the first time that I broke the rules in my life. Let's commemorate it.
6. I downloaded an illegal query software, and the data has not changed for half a year. I suspect it's useless and want to uninstall it. I tried to run a red light today, hehe, I can really find it.
7. I cried too much at the movies, and my tears flowed downwards. Then I got off the bus and took a ticket. I cried even more sadly. Besides, it's raining. How did this happen?
8. When others violate the rules, please yell at them loudly.
9. You can speed up the car at any time if you like. But I need to remind you that the ticket issued by the traffic police will make you quite refreshed.
10. I drank too much before going to work, and the accident left with you. Sleep in class, you will be called by accident.
1 1. You can't leave anything in time, including pain, happiness and life. I ate a fine and wanted to correct it.
12. Punishing violations is ruthless, seemingly ruthless, but actually affectionate.
13. I was fined 20 for riding an electric car, which really left me speechless because I crossed the sidewalk!
14. I heard today that there are new rules for deducting points from driving books. One book can only exclude three cars from violating the rules, that is, one car can only deduct three books. Be careful to help others eliminate points! ! !
15. If you speed up100km, I think your birth certificate will become a piece of waste paper.
16. You can also buy a ticket from the People's Hospital 10 minutes away. Please transport it quickly.
17. No points will be deducted for illegal parking. The premium will be increased next year, so let's not deal with the violation first. 65438+ 10 bought insurance for next year before processing.
18. The advantages of being an author. For example, when you are worried about whether a person will be fined for parking on the roadside, you can give him a parking space.
19. I have to worry about running a red light when driving every day. Just now, I seem to have succeeded.
20. I lost the lottery and now I'm eating alone ... This roast chicken skin is more delicious than the roast bird in Osaka ... I hope I won't get a ticket ... Mmm ... It's delicious.
Regarding the feeling of being posted with a ticket, it is very funny to stand at the bus stop early in the morning and watch the traffic police posted "beef jerky" on the opposite side for illegal parking.
22. We can sleep until my manager calls, and if we are late, we can get a ticket.
23. Safety creates its own happiness, while violation of regulations leaves the world with pain.
24. If you don't follow the procedures and measures, there will be no peace if something happens.
25. I didn't walk long, ran a red light, was fined with tears, and was ashamed to see my parents.
26. This road faces the sky, please turn right.
27. I saw a beautiful woman look familiar on the road, stopped to let her get on the bus and said I would take you by the way. When the sister paper comes up, she will frown and say that she is not wearing a uniform today. Next time I catch her, I will abide by the rules and regulations! I woke up after drinking. Two days ago, I went to the traffic police detachment to help me check the illegal front desk sister paper.
28. Safety is the basis of production, and violation of regulations is the source of accidents.
29. I was fined twice for parking this week. The constellation blogger predicted that the weekly fortune was too accurate, which made me laugh!
30. Drive carefully 1000 times, and drive carelessly more than once.
3 1. You can buy tickets within ten minutes' walk to the People's Hospital, so please change trains quickly.
32. Paving a happy road safely is tantamount to digging your own grave.
Obeying traffic rules should be our code of conduct.
34. Safety, violation of regulations and paralysis are two natural enemies.
Moreover, some partners who have been punished also said that everyone has a sense of honor and disgrace, and this novel way can impress offenders.
36. Violation of asylum means harm to employees.
37. Safety in production generates wealth, and accidents occur in illegal operations.
38. Always keep the traffic lights on and drive safely with your life.
39. Drinking and driving, life is discounted.
The novice driver issued a ticket.
A novice driver issues a ticket (I) 1. For example, the traffic police in a certain place let the driver choose to feel the same way for 30 seconds or fine 200 yuan.
2. In addition to being given a ticket, I was photographed for the first time, speeding! ! When driving at the slowest speed, okay? You also said to control road rage, stop racing and control fuel consumption, and that's it? ! On the first day of moving bricks, I was treated like a dog by the leader, and I was unhappy!
3. Lifetime discount for drunk driving.
4. The advantages of being an author. For example, when you are worried about whether a person will get a ticket for parking on the roadside, you can give him a parking space.
5. Honor, shame and civilization, and traffic safety is in your heart.
6. Paving a happy road safely means digging your own grave.
I got a ticket today. I think the wind doesn't understand the drift of clouds, the sky doesn't understand the depression of rain, and the eyes don't understand the cowardice of tears. So you don't understand my choice, and you don't have to understand my sadness. Not everyone must be happy, and not every pain must be told.
8. Obeying traffic rules should be our code of conduct.
9. It's all my fault that the vehicle was punished because of my carelessness. Thank you, traffic police friends, for your hard work.
10. Traffic safety is everyone's business.
1 1. Careless operation leads to an accident.
12. One second car accident, a lifetime of pain.
13. Safety operation should not be careless, and accidents are easy to occur if it is illegal.
14. Now that all the tickets have been posted, let's drive away tomorrow morning. As a result, we were given a ticket in the morning and watched the car be towed away.
15. Overloading and speeding are dangerous.
16. I was fined twice for parking this week. The constellation blogger's prediction of weekly fortune was too accurate, which made me laugh!
17. You can't leave anything in time, including pain, happiness and life. I ate a fine and wanted to correct it.
18. I heard today that there are new rules for deducting points from driving books. One book can only exclude three cars from violating the rules, that is, one car can only deduct three books. Be careful to help others eliminate points! ! !
19. Today, after eating essence, I feel the wind is unclear, white clouds are floating, the sky doesn't understand rain, and my eyes don't understand the weakness of tears. Therefore, I don't care about the choice, and I can't understand my sadness. Not everyone must be happy, and not every kind of pain must be told.
20. There is no fine or penalty for speeding violation. Surprise, accident, happiness!
A ticket for novice drivers (below) 2 1. If you don't follow the rules and measures, it will be difficult to keep the peace once something happens.
22. Guess what? No red light is redder than the one you just ran.
23. Don't do it because of small security matters, and don't do it because of small violations.
24. What a terrible day! I'm extremely upset, I'm impatient with driving, I violate the rules, and then I get caught in the door ... I'm going to be depressed, come and help me. ...
25. My day: I got a ticket for parking in the afternoon and bought milk tea at night. The milk tea was taken away by the takeaway brother and made again. On the way home, I found that the car was out of gas at all, so I went to refuel at once.
26. Safety comes from observing rules and disciplines, and accidents come from carelessness.
27. For the first time in life, let's commemorate it.
28. Obey traffic laws and care for the journey of life.
29. Safe production is accompanied by a happy life, and illegal operation is shrouded in pain for a lifetime.
30. Last month, I handled a car violation, fined 800 yuan, and went to the bank to pay. The bank staff said that the system could not be connected and asked me to pay it another day. I went back to my hometown to get something the next day and never paid for it. It's only 20 days since I have to pay the late payment fee from 360 yuan today. The country really can't afford the money. I just want to say how many years it will take me to deposit 800 yuan in the bank before I can get the interest from 360 yuan.
3 1. You said that drinking two bottles of beer didn't affect your driving, so do you think two tickets will affect you?
32. The law is like a mountain, and you run away.
33. The first car has been parked for more than a year and has seen at least three tickets. The second car is a * * * car, which, like the first car, is parked outside the parking space and is often given a ticket …
34. The zebra crossing has a solid line and a dotted line. The lifeline of the line: carts, cars, bicycles, cars and cars should be civilized.
35. Woo hoo. I wanted to move a parking space for fear of getting a ticket, and then I rubbed the car. That was the next day.
36. Safety is the lifeblood, and violation of regulations is the bane.
37. Safety depends on a sense of responsibility, and accidents are aimed at finding violators.
38. The end of this road is the corner in front of the culvert, which is closed and a dead end. Cars parked on the side of the road have been ticketed. It is estimated that the owners who have been posted don't know. Alas, parking is difficult.
Everyone needs civilized transportation, and transportation needs everyone's civilization.
40. I was fined 20 for riding an electric car, which really left me speechless because I crossed the sidewalk!
The circle of friends who was posted with a ticket told a humorous summary of 40 articles.
The circle of friends who was fined told a humorous story-1. On a particularly bad day, the car was given a ticket, the parking fee was paid and the money was lost. Hey, I'm really trying.
You can buy tickets in ten minutes' walk to the People's Hospital, so please transfer quickly.
When I parked my car at the door, I was worried that I would get a ticket. The boss said, nothing, this is the urban-rural fringe.
Everyone needs civilized transportation, and transportation needs everyone's civilization.
On the day of counting down, I gave the car a ticket first, then rubbed the car, and my mobile phone was flooded at night.
The last question will determine whether you have drunk or not. Is Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?
7. I really feel speechless. Being fined for driving and cycling really made my mood fall to the bottom. I'm always the one who doesn't obey the traffic rules!
8. I lost the lottery and now I'm eating alone ... This roast chicken skin is more delicious than the roast bird in Osaka ... I hope I won't get a ticket ... Mmm ... It's delicious.
9. The past is a dream frozen in memory, and you are my only unique memory. The fog on the green leaves is the tears of missing. Finishing the fine is a thing of the past.
10. Safety favors those who obey the rules, while accidents favor those who violate the rules.
1 1. You can't take a safe step if you can't block the illegal road.
12. I'm glad to hear that the traffic police captain is your friend. You don't have to worry that no one will bail you out.
13. Those who don't respect themselves are humiliated, and those who don't obey the rules suffer.
14. I accidentally ran a red light, looked at the left and thought it was a green light, and left, but I was so stupid!
15. Guess what? No red light is redder than the one you just ran.
16. You don't know how fast you are driving? I guess that means I can write on the ticket at will, right?
17. When you work illegally, it is a time of disaster.
18. You go, I go, everyone goes. The safety awareness is: you let, I let, everyone let, and the safe journey is guaranteed.
19. Safety factor is the foundation of life, and traffic violation is the source of safety accidents.
20. Safe production is glorious, and illegal operation is shameful.
The circle of friends who have been posted with a ticket is talking about humor. Chapter 2 1. Walking on the sidewalk, walking on the side of the road without sidewalks.
22. One person leaves the car for the whole family, and one person takes a safe family photo.
23. Punishing violations is ruthless, seemingly ruthless, but actually affectionate.
24. The end of this road is the corner in front of the culvert, which is closed and a dead end. Cars parked on the side of the road have been ticketed. It is estimated that the owners who have been posted don't know. Alas, parking is difficult.
25. Traffic safety is everyone's business.
26. Standards are the foundation of safety, and violation of regulations is the bane of accidents.
27. Cherish life and make every family full of joy.
28. I didn't walk long, ran a red light, was fined with tears, and was ashamed to see my parents.
29. Obeying traffic rules should be our code of conduct.
30. Through the spring, summer, autumn and winter, safety is always in my heart.
3 1. The first car has been parked for more than a year and has seen at least three tickets. The second car is a * * * car. Like the first car, it is parked outside the parking space and often posted a ticket. ...
32. Lifetime discount for drunk driving.
33. There is a full moon in safe production, and it is illegal to act rashly.
Don't be a "super" on the road, just be a civilized "driver".
35. The electronic violation handling hall is overcrowded, and everyone has a number list. A sister asked me: Brother, you came later than me, so why did you finish in front? Me: Beauty, I was forced to detain my car, with a one-time deduction of 12 points. It's VIP Sister. . .
36. When others violate the rules, please yell at them loudly.
37. You can buy tickets in ten minutes' walk to the People's Hospital, so please change trains quickly.
38. Drive carefully 1000 times, and drive carelessly more than once.
39. I have to worry about running a red light when driving every day. Just now, I seem to have succeeded.
40. Today is really a bad day. Riding an electric car was fined 20, and I felt particularly helpless!
The feeling of being fined for eating. Talk about phrases and excerpts in 40 sentences.
Let me first say (1) 1 about the feeling of being given a ticket for eating. You will also be given a ticket on the second day of the lunar new year. This is your dedication. There is a parking lot across the street and a phone in the car. Can't you call one for me?
You said that drinking two bottles of beer didn't affect your driving, so do you think two tickets will affect you?
3. From 8: 00 pm to 3: 00 am, the penalty for violating the limit number was 100, and the round trip was 44 kilometers, 8 hours, excluding the fuel fee, which exceeded the huge negative expectation. . .
In retrospect, the days are full of colorful light and shadow, the natural barrier of memory, and the voice of temptation has gradually drifted away. I'm so sad to have been fined.
I downloaded an illegal query software, and the data hasn't changed for half a year. I suspect it's useless and want to uninstall it. I tried to run a red light today, hehe, I can really find it.
6. Today, I was given a ticket for illegal parking. The key is that I stood 5 or 6 meters away from the car and the car didn't turn off. I stopped for 4 or 5 minutes and couldn't find the ticket at all. This is the first time in my life. This is so wrong and frustrating.
7. When I parked my car at the door, I was worried that I would get a ticket. The boss said, nothing, this is the urban-rural fringe.
8. I really feel speechless. Being fined for driving and cycling really made my mood fall to the bottom. I'm always the one who doesn't obey the traffic rules!
9. A small step of comity is a big step for civilization.
10. I'm glad to hear that the traffic police captain is your friend. You don't have to worry that no one will bail you out.
1 1. Cross the street and look around. Don't run and play on the road.
12. Violation of asylum means injury to employees.
13. I advise you not to be busy driving, lest your wife's home be empty!
14. Do you know? No red light is redder than the one you just ran.
15. Friends, don't be like me, don't break the rules, be a law-abiding person.
16. Always keep the traffic lights on and drive safely with your life.
17. I'm very weak recently. I have been unlucky since my car was given a ticket. I was wronged and my salary was not paid. Now I am angry with my good friend of 10, my eyes are uncomfortable and my life is very tired.
18. Go civilized and go home safely.
19. Oh, my God, is it so difficult to impose a fine for violation of regulations? A dozen or twenty people wait for one machine, can't they have one or two more machines? It is also conducive to innovation.
20. The law is like a mountain, and you run away.
On the feeling of being fined for eating (2)1. Expressway, driving at an appropriate speed.
22. For example, the traffic police in a certain place let the driver choose whether to empathize for 30 seconds or fine 200 yuan in the action of rectifying the high beam lights.
23. The recent deduction is a bit serious. I've just been fined and posted a ticket for violation. Last night, I was lucky to be with Mix, and today I was posted.
24. The stumbling is not high and the violations are not small.
25. Drinking and driving, life is discounted.
26. The car was given a ticket for violating the rules, and it ran a red light too close to the car. Into the community to avoid vehicles, the front of the car rubbed against the flower bed, and the flower bed was broken. Out of the community, the old lady rode an electric car and went retrograde at the gate ... this cow head is really moldy. Wait for the bottom to rebound!
27. Guarantee equals safety, and violation equals death.
28. If you don't follow the procedures and measures, there will be no peace if something happens.
29. I lost the lottery and now I'm eating alone ... This roast chicken skin is more delicious than the roast bird in Osaka ... I hope I won't get a ticket ... Mmm ... It's delicious.
30. Do not cross or lean on the guardrail of sidewalks, carriageways and railway crossings.
3 1. Keeping silent about a friend's violation is tantamount to pushing a friend into a fire pit.
32. comity comity, people and cars are safe.
33. You can buy tickets in ten minutes' walk to the People's Hospital, so please transfer quickly.
34. You don't know how fast you are driving? I guess that means I can write on the ticket at will, right?
35. When you do your homework illegally, it is the time of disaster arrival.
36. I've been driving for two years, but I haven't driven much. Yesterday, I handled the violation for my husband and was deducted three points for the first time. Alipay paid a fine today. What is commendable is that my husband's driver's license is almost 10 years. It seems to be the first time that I was fined for violating the rules.
37. Take Wan Li Road, and be careful with the first step.
38. If you increase the speed to 100 km per hour, I think your birth certificate will become a piece of waste paper.
39. Safety comes from observing rules and disciplines, and accidents come from carelessness.
40. Standing at the bus stop early in the morning and watching the traffic police posted "beef jerky" across the street illegally parked.
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