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How to send a circle of friends when you are hungry?

1, can't sleep, hungry, want to eat hot pot!

2. I am so hungry. I really want to eat meat, hot pot, fish with Chinese sauerkraut and hot and sour powder. The more I think about it, the hungrier I get. This is a vicious circle. I think I have to get up for dinner tonight.

3. I am so hungry. What should I eat? Well, as a minority, I won't order takeout either. There are few Muslim restaurants.

4. I saw people selling fried cakes on the roadside at night ~ I was suddenly hungry and ate a lot for dinner. This is the rhythm of developing into a big stomach king, regardless of food.

5. I am so hungry. I want to eat that fried chicken cake. I wonder if it tastes like fried chicken. I want to make a bad nut first and not eat bread and cake for the time being.

6. There is an old saying that you want to be immortal without eating rice. You are hungry, your bed is warm, and you really want to sleep all day.

7. If you are really hungry, you can call me and I will grab a snack for you to chew.

8. I am so hungry. I want to eat instant noodles, steak, hot pot, Zhou Heiya, fish with Chinese sauerkraut, fish head with chopped pepper and mala Tang. Stop it, my mouth is watering all over the bed.

9. I am so hungry that I really want to eat marinated powder, fish meal and instant noodles, but eating these at night will cause indigestion. I decided to go to bed early, get up at five o'clock tomorrow and turn midnight snack into breakfast.

10, my stomach is like the bitter water of the sea, which has been churning and has no intention of stopping.

1 1, I'm so hungry, but I feel guilty eating now. Fortunately, I pulled two cushions!

12, what's wrong with a person? If he has a cold, he should take medicine. If he is hungry, he should cook. If he is tired, he should relax and have a rest. If he is lonely, he will be tortured to death by loneliness.

13 On the way to learn the scriptures, the Tang Priest said to Wukong, Master, are you hungry? Go and make some vegetarian food. Wukong looked back at Friar Sand and said, Go, little brother! Friar Sand said helplessly, OK, that idiot is reading the news again. Happy Halloween, idiot!

14, I didn't eat at noon, but I was hungry in the afternoon.

15, looking at the kitchen makes you hungry. Every time I look at it, I am full of desire to cook. In the future, I will choose the equipment of the new kitchen, and then I want a refrigerator that can neatly accommodate all my favorite foods and ingredients.

16, nothing. When it rains, I will open my umbrella myself. When I am cold, I will dress myself. When I am hungry, I will eat myself. When I cry, I will wipe my tears.

17, I was in a daze again today. I ate an egg in the morning, a bowl of marinated powder at noon and an apple duck neck in the afternoon. I know I ate too much again. I don't know how long I can last tomorrow, but come on, I'm so hungry now. Hold on.

18, I'm so hungry, wait for my colleagues to have dinner together.