A short sentence that makes fun of a friend

1. Humorous sentences 1, your long adventure. ..

2. Were you kissed by a pig when you were a child?

3. You are patriotic, dedicated and have backbone.

4, really creative, really brave to live!

5. You are so fucking postmodern.

6. You look like a car accident scene.

7. Your appearance is out of proportion.

8. Why cover your face with your ass?

9. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people. One is beautiful, the other is you.

10, you look very relaxed! !

1 1, which needs to be rebuilt.

12, how can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! how

How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs.

13, hey, you are so fucking easy to recognize.

14, it looks very sci-fi and abstract!

15, I've seen ugly ones, never seen such ugly ones. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely!

2. Give some humorous sentences. There are many friends, but there is no lack of loneliness. What can a friend do without you to get the highest technology in the world? All human talents are nothing more than a mixture of time and patience.

Do you think I have no feelings when I am poor and white? I swear to you, if God endows me with wealth and beauty, I will make you unable to leave me, just as I can't leave you now. Although God didn't do this, we are still equal in spirit.

The more heartless you are, the higher and faster you will rise. If you hit others mercilessly, they will be afraid of you. You can only treat men and women as post horses, ride exhausted and dump them at the station, so that you can reach the peak of desire.

Life is only a few decades, don't leave any regrets for yourself, laugh happily. Cry if you want, and love when you should. There is no point in suppressing yourself.

A fish doesn't want to be put into a beautiful and clean fish tank, but wants to be eaten by sharks in the sea. This is natural ecology. It is said that "man is the flesh of desire". Life is a continuation of pain.

The person with the funniest behavior is always the first person to speak ill of others.

Lend money to the enemy and you will win him; Lend money to a friend and you will lose him.

April fool's day is soaked in wine; The life of a wise man lies in thinking.

Glass-ceramics and reputations are easily broken and can never be made up.

When people indulge in the memories of past lives, they live twice.

The worst people often give the best advice.

Half the troubles in life are because you say "yes" too quickly and "no" too slowly.

When you have to make a choice, not making a choice is also a choice.

Everything has its beauty, but not everyone can see it.

If your own windows are glass, don't throw stones at your neighbors.

The saddest thing between people is to be disturbed and hurt where you think it is worthy of goodwill and friendship.

Sow good behaviors and you will reap good habits. Sow good habits and you will reap good character. Sow good character and you will reap good fate.

We are experiencing all the sudden arrival in life, unprepared, just like an actor entering the first row. If the first rehearsal of life is life itself, what is the value of life?

Never break up with your parents at any time. They are your staunchest backing, your most loyal harbor, and the arms that can give you strength to stand up no matter what happens.

The closer the distance, the farther the journey; The simplest tone needs the hardest practice.

Everything can be washed away except tears, and that is time. The longer the time, the weaker the conflict, just like tea that is constantly diluted.

If a person's life has changed a lot without a major blow, it is not a change, but you didn't find it before, or found it, and deliberately ignored it.

Don't sell morality to buy wealth or freedom to buy power; If you hurt your conscience, it will get back at you.

Pay back what you owe, and you will know what is yours.

A man's tongue is soft and boneless, but it can break his spine.

Modesty is duty to superiors, courtesy to peers, and nobleness to subordinates.

Wealth does not belong to those who own it, but to those who enjoy it.

Being too familiar with one road makes me unfamiliar with many other roads.

It's nothing to take a few more turns on the road of life. Will there be green leaves, flowers, birds and grasslands at the fork in the road?

The wine of love is always the one that is particularly intoxicating before parting.

Thinking about relatives and talking about money hurts feelings; Between lovers, talking about feelings hurts money.

We have a little disagreement: she wants me to turn stone into gold, and I want her to treat gold like dirt!

3. Warm-hearted friendship sentences are very short, 1. If one person wants to speak freely, another person must listen carefully. Good words can win the audience, and good listening can win friends.

The bond of friendship may be strained by emotion, but it must not be broken.

Once friendship is true, it is deeper than love.

Friendship is the most sacred thing in spirit. It will not only take root and sprout in the same sex, but also blossom and bear fruit in the opposite sex.

5. Friends look at friends transparently, and they exchange lives with each other.

6. Wanjin is easy to get; Confidantes are the hardest to find.

7. Every warmth and friendship in the world, every care and blessing among friends, is a blend of heart and heart!

A beautiful friendship, like a wisp of fragrance, will take you to a new world.

9. Friendship is like honey. We taste together, and the sweetness seeps into our hearts.

10, a friend is a little Mao Mao rain, which will wash away your dusty body.

1 1, the best friend, usually teasing each other, is the most ruthless one; It is the softest when you need it.