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Sweet dreams. Tell me about it.

One person is happy, two people live, and three people live and die. Humor, good night, sweet dreams!

1. I heard that staying up late is bad for your health, so I suggest staying up late. Good Night! 2. I really want to talk about a love that your mother took 10 million to let me leave you. Good Night! People who are better than me must certainly work hard, otherwise why should he be better than me? Good Night! When I was a child, I thought the whole world liked me, but when I grew up, I found out that it was the whole universe! Good Night! I want to work hard, or others will say that I am nothing but good-looking. Good Night! If you have anything to say, don't ask me if I'm here. Unless there is an accident, I have been here for decades. Good Night! 7. When your life is unhappy, don't panic, just look at your wallet and savings and cry. Good Night! 8. There is no love and hate for no reason in the world, but TM is fat for no reason. Good Night! 9. Don't talk about those sand sculptures in the future. It doesn't fit my identity. I am a self-disciplined princess, and my life is only eating, sleeping and studying. Good Night! 10. People can't judge whether they are rich or not by their appearance. When we pass each other in the street, you will never think that I am a luxurious yellow diamond. Good Night! 1 1. Don't talk to me about ideals, and quit! Good Night! 12. It doesn't matter if your head is empty, the key is not to enter the water. Good Night! 13. Life is not only the present, but also the invitation of the predecessor. Good Night! 14. If I can choose my own afterlife, I would like to make a quilt and overwhelm the whole world. Good Night! 15. All things must come to an end, but if you invite me, I can accompany you to eat more. Good Night! 16. If you eat less than one meal every day, you can save a lot of money in the long run, which can be used to treat stomach problems later. Good Night! 17. at our age, we must wear a helmet when driving an electric car, otherwise we will be recognized by our classmates when driving a BMW Mercedes-Benz. Good Night! 18. my new year's resolution is: people are thin and wallets are bulging! God, please! Don't make any more mistakes. It was rectified for me last year. Good Night! 19. Don't always compare yourself with others. You envy others for being thin, others envy you for having a good stomach, you envy others for being rich, and others envy no one to borrow money from you. Good Night! 20. Don't sing for the rest of your life. Girls don't work hard to make money and don't want to be beautiful. For the rest of their lives, cooking is your job, laundry is your job, housework is your job, rejection is your job, and looking after children is still your job. Good Night! 2 1. If I can forgive your vulgarity, can you tolerate my compulsion? Good Night! 22. You must scold me, because you don't know me, because everyone who knows me wants to hit me. Good Night! 23. Opportunity is like a hair on the head of a bald man. You catch it, you can't catch it, and it's gone. Good Night! 24. If I had made my life into a movie, I would have thought of the name of the movie, called Poor Life. Good Night! 25. Lazy, too, but giant pandas and pigs are completely different. After all, this is a world of looking at faces. Good Night! 26. I want to ask you what time it is. I have no other meaning. I just want to remind you that it's getting late and you should like me. Good Night! 27. I used to be a lovely girl, but later I killed her with too much force, and I became a sand sculpture. Good Night! 28. In the future, as long as you are my friend and let me know who has no money, I will tell you how I lived without money. Good Night! 29. At present, what you can't get up is your grades, what you can't get down is your weight, what you can afford to put down is chopsticks, and what you can't get in and out is the quilt. Good Night! 30. Some people say that I am cute, which is really funny! I am beautiful, kind, gentle, lovely, considerate, careful, intelligent, humorous, charming, funny and virtuous. Did you just call me cute? Good Night! So much for the humorous goodnight. If you fall, stand up, change your posture and fall again.