Interesting sentences about being short.

Many people don't mind calling themselves short in front of others, or even laughing at themselves. The following is a funny sentence that I made up to say I am short. Welcome to read!

1, only tall people can be called high cold, and those who are cold but short are called quick-frozen dwarfs.

2. I don't know that height is really a problem until I grow up.

3. At noon yesterday, I discussed our height with my colleagues in the canteen: I was crowned as a night-time extension type, and she was a daily-use type. A colleague who exceeds 1.5m said, what about me? We all say that you are pad.

According to a study by Harvard University, the shorter your head teacher is, the more dangerous you are.

Look at you and you will know that your IQ is absolutely proportional to your height.

6. I don't know that height is really a problem until I grow up.

7. In order to attract business, Hotpot City wrote the following sentence on the billboard: Self-help Hotpot, children under the height of 1 meter, 30 yuan is free for everyone. My aunt in kindergarten was very excited after reading it. With money from 30 yuan, she led 50 children in her class to Hotpot City.

8. When you really love someone, age, distance, height and weight are just a bunch of numbers.

9. A beautiful girl, regardless of her background, always has an infinite future, or it should be said that it is unpredictable, and she has the mystery of her own destiny. As soon as I got married, a queen died, or a famous prostitute died. No one knows which one.

10, how many beautiful women, legs destroyed in the face, how many beautiful women destroyed in the body, how many beautiful men destroyed in height, how many infatuated men destroyed in poverty.

1 1, he is black, he is poor, he is short, he is ugly, and he is my brother.

12, height is such a thing that everyone is more than one meter.

13, age is not a problem, height is not a distance, the problem is nothing without feelings.

14, lazy, stupid, greedy, short, fat, this is me.

15, Kochi Peak is very short, and the road extends from the foot.

16, young, how does the height stop at 15, how does the chest stop at 8 years old, and how does the IQ stop at 3 years old?

17, please be careful when you ask my height in the future. It is said that kissing can grow taller. Please don't make me do anything.

18, who says dwarfs are bad? Don't bow your head and talk to me if you can.

19, your short is lifelong, and my fat is temporary.

20. How many beautiful women have their legs ruined on their faces, how many beautiful women are ruined on their bodies, how many beautiful men are ruined on their height, and how many infatuated men are ruined on poverty.

2 1, funny personality signature: What do you girls think of the face value of boys who are overweight? Invisible

22. Everyone is more than one meter tall. What's there to ask?

23. I dropped my mobile phone and didn't break it when I picked it up. Fortunately, my height helped me. What a little pride!

Harvard University research shows that the shorter your head teacher is, the more dangerous you are.

25, paving the way in the ocean, maple leaves are full of houses. Red maple, accompanied by elegant dance and melancholy feeling, hovers over the low canopy, and remains unchanged after thousands of times.