The sentence of taking selfies and saying that you are getting fat is humorous (6)

the sentence of taking a selfie and saying that you are getting fat is humorous (Part 1)

1. I can roll over it soon at such a short distance.

2. Thanks to my fat body, I can pinch my stomach when I am sad.

3. "A woman who can't control her figure will never achieve anything in her life." No, you see, I can be fat if I want to be fat, and I can be fat if I want to be fat again.

4. I hope everything is as simple as gaining weight.

5. In fact, if you like a girl, buy her more things to eat. If you get fat, it's yours

6. If time is killing pigs, obesity is killing dragons!

7. You are fat and delicate. You grow in the right place, and you are beautiful and beautiful.

8. I have been fat for a long time, and my weight has reached its peak. I am hungry every day, but I can't lose weight.

9. You look fat, but you are still fat when you take off your clothes.

1. When fat people lose weight, God laughs!

11. In the sinking years, only fat is with you.

12. People who can't control their mouths should not lose weight noisily! Serve you right! Fatso!

13. Life is like this. One wave is unsettled, and another rises. Treat allergy in spring and oil in summer, alopecia in autumn and dryness in winter, treat acne less and wrinkle old, and then fight obesity all your life.

14. Overeating is really a bad habit, and so is not loving sports! ! ! So now I'm getting fat again!

15. Everyone says I'm fat, but I'm just not obviously thin.

16. to lose weight, sometimes it's not that you can't control your mouth, but that you don't have a scale in your heart.

17. I'm fleshy, I'm plump, and I give it to my husband send warm.

18. I didn't like eating when I was a child, which led to being short now; Now I love eating, which leads to being fat and short.

19. My sister gave me a look and said, "Don't let the meat hear you."

2. In this age of individuality, I'd rather be fat and delicate. Don't be thin and alike. The sentence of taking selfies and saying that you are getting fat is humorous (Part II)

21. People who are not fat say that they are fat every day, and those who are really fat have long been numb.

22. There are many people in the world who want to eat but can't. I am helping them finish their unfinished business.

23. It's not terrible for people to gain weight, but they are afraid of being uneducated!

24. Every fat person is a potential stock. You don't know how beautiful you are to lose weight. Let those who think you are fat and look down on you regret it.

25. If you sell me by the weight, I can maintain Wang Sicong.

26. God gave me all the opportunities to gain weight, and I seized them.

27. I wanted to eat my sorrow in one bite, but I ate it into a meatball in one bite.

28. It's too easy to get fat in winter. I will try to lose weight for a beautiful spring.

29. What kind of mentality is it to order takeout in the middle of the night? Maybe it's because you don't think you are fat enough, so hold on to your fat.

3. Let go of the hand you can't hold, it's too fat.

31. chubby meat is dripping, and it is almost spreading to oil.

32. Summer is coming! I want to lose weight, I want to lose weight, and the fruit should not gain weight.

33. Fat women love to wear a dark green sweatshirt and pants. They stand there like a mailbox.

34. My three major shortcomings are: first, I am fat; Second, fat; Third, so fat can't be reduced!

35. I gained weight. Last year's skirt was too tight this year. Today's appetite is less than yesterday's.

36. Didn't you just gain weight yesterday? How can you gain weight today!

37. I used to be thin and I will be thin in the future, so I will gain weight for a while now, otherwise my life will not be complete.

38. Fat in vain, full of hope.

39. Your clothes have shrunk a little.

4. Delicious and fierce women should dare to face the fat body and the discerning eyes of the masses and take selfies to say that they are getting fat (Chapter 3)

41. Let yourself gain weight if you are lovelorn, because your heart is wide and your body is fat.

42. clothes are getting thinner and thinner recently!

43. When I bit the muscles inside my cheeks while eating, I suddenly realized whether my face was fat.

44. My mother thinks I'm fat, so she wants me to go to the gym tomorrow. I have a look at my little arm myself, and I feel that I'm not hopelessly fat.

45. The meat around that neck is covered one layer at a time, just like overlapping waves.

46. We are obese, obese with overnutrition. Eating less won't hurt!

47. I know that losing weight will look good, but I am reluctant to move to lose weight.

48. My face has become a cake, but I still comfort myself. Hum, it's not that I've never lost weight.

49. If you think I'm fat, I'll lose weight. You say I'm not beautiful, I'll get dressed. However, I am thin and beautiful, will I still be with you? It's not that I'm too vain. You taught me.

5. Losing weight is a life topic that you will remember only after you are full.

51. Hibernation is the welfare of animals, and summer sleep is the right of fat people.

52. I can't marry you. Because what I carry is different from ordinary people.

53. God gave me many opportunities to gain weight, and I still seized it.

54. Give me back my collarbone and my leg. It's hard to get, and now it's getting fatter and fatter.

55. I want to be fat into a sea and drown those skinny people who laugh at me!

56. Women are plump when they are fat, slender when they are thin, slender when they are tall, and exquisite when they are short. Men are fat pigs, thin ribs, tall bamboo poles and short wax gourd!

57. I didn't dislike my people when I was fat. I must repay you well when I lose weight.

58. I'm so hungry, but I don't want to eat much. I've eaten too much recently, and I feel like I'm going to gain weight.

59. My three major shortcomings are: first, I am fat; Second, fat; Third, so fat can't be reduced!

6. Jack, captain, as long as I go down, you can both sit on this board. Cold? How can I be cold? I'm covered in fat. Talking about selfies Talking about making selfies is funny

1. When your selfie can't find a good angle, you must realize that you look better than the photo.

2. To be a man is to be a responsible man who is busy with his career all day, not just a fake mother who knows how to play games and take selfies

3. People who like to send chicken soup are not very happy, but they have not experienced real suffering, because people who are really good and really unfortunate are not easily incited by cheap emotions. People who like to take selfies are the same.

4. I like to take a mirror when taking selfies.

5. Some people are ugly, so you will know that they have taken selfies for eggs. Some people are good-looking, but you don't believe it. 6. Do you still have humanity? 6. The classmates sent their own wedding photos, and the comments below said that you finally got married ... There is also a baby mother who took selfies of herself at the wedding, and some people commented that she wore makeup and lipstick ... ! Girls just want to hear compliments from others. You should be killed if you say something that is useless and annoying. You know what? < P > 7. It's crazy that the holiday is coming to an end. If you are in a bad mood, take a selfie! Soon you will forget about being in a bad mood in self-appreciation and affirmation!

8. I took a look at the selfie. There are a lot of photos, so it's not real. Take it. .

9. Walking through street after street with headphones, taking selfies with your mobile phone, and keeping a smile on your face that makes people like you. We are equally lonely.

1. My mother is sometimes bored at home alone, and then I try my best to send her a selfie.

11. The weather is so good that I can fly. When I take a selfie after class, I am asked by my uncle who sells tofu brains next to me. Is the light shining? I smiled and nodded to my uncle and said, yes!

12. How can there be no selfie at Christmas? How can you not take selfies on snowy days? (It's really hilarious to shoot this)

13. Why do so many girls send selfies to boys! ! !

14. My hobbies are: making friends, sleeping, playing, eating and taking selfies.

15. After washing your hair, you should take some selfies even if you don't go out, otherwise it won't be for nothing.

16. I was so beautiful when my mobile phone was black. When I turned on my mobile phone to take a selfie, I lost all my confidence. I had to put away my mobile phone for 17 or 5 days and sleep for 2 hours. Come on at last! In fact, I took a selfie. From the first day of staying up late, from dinner to this morning, I was really getting haggard and had a stomachache. In July, happy birthday ~ I am also a 2-year-old boy.

18. Self-portrait is also quite good

19. Isn't there a real point in self-portrait in Q Friends Park? A bunch of internet celebrities are there. Who are you kidding?

2. Ah, it's too cold. I'm a little confused. Let me take a selfie to calm down ..

21. Watching "I'm a Witness" with the demon. The guide dog was killed by the bad guy. I gnashed my teeth and cried. The demon said that the fake was a movie. At the end, he never looked at the eggs. He stared at every shot, and finally saw a clip of Yang Mi and the dog taking a selfie. His chicken was frozen and shouted to the baby. Look, look, look, I said I'm not dead.

22. When you are bored, watch a handsome guy take a selfie. This life is full of flavor.

23. Important reminder for friends circle: There are still 4 hours before "Hello in 2xx" and a selfie!

24. On a niche social app, a woman posted a selfie saying that she wanted to find a boyfriend. Enthusiastic aunt immediately went upstairs to ask the conditions, "178, it is good to have a car and a house"-the building ended.

25. Ding-dong, your good friend "Imitate Little Expert" has been online, and there are 6 humorous sentences to congratulate everyone on gaining weight in the New Year.

Humorous sentences to congratulate everyone on gaining weight in the New Year.

1. There is nothing wrong with being a fat paper, at least it can warm other people.

2. Sometimes I feel that everything is quite boring, especially after putting on a lot of weight.

3. What's the matter with being fat? I also came from being thin.

4. I can eat all these before I sweat, believe it?

5. If you sell me by the weight, I can maintain Wang Sicong.

6. I heard that being slightly fat is the best figure. Is it your thing? This is simply no one! I think it's all right!

7. You feed me and eat hard. Nobody wants you when you get fat. You are mine, and I want you.

8. What kind of mentality is it to order takeout in the middle of the night? Maybe it's because you don't think you are fat enough, so hold on to your fat.

9. I don't know what possessed me, but I want to eat chocolate. I really think I am not fat enough.

1. Summer is here again, so it's time to lose weight! Are there any like-minded friends?

11. Being too fat breeds laziness, and lazy people will be abandoned by the world.

12. I'm not fat, I'm cute.

13. Recently, many friends said that I gained weight, which made me think: How can I have so many friends? Do I have too many friends?

14. How cute girls are! When they are bored, they can still play with their own flesh!

15. The only reason I am fat is that my body is too small to accommodate my full personality.

16. If you are lovelorn, let yourself gain weight, because you are broad-minded and fat.

17. At that time, Liang Qian was just like a sausage, covered in meat and tense. At the moment, like an air-dried sausage, it is dry without any water, and a layer of salt frost is also deposited on the casing.

18. Eating fat, whether talking about environmental protection or democracy, seems to be unconvincing.

19. I suddenly found that I was getting fatter and fatter, and my stomach was so big that I really wanted to slim it back.

2. Who said I was black and fat when I started school? I'll kill him. Humorous sentences to congratulate everyone on gaining weight in the New Year (Part II)

21. People are afraid of being famous pigs and being strong, while men are afraid of having no money and women are afraid of being fat.

22. Losing weight is always the second most important thing in life, and the first one is to eat, drink and be good!

23. My mother's cooking has repeatedly defeated my determination to lose weight!

24. After soaking in hot springs, it's time to go to Shimonoseki for a midnight snack, and flying on the road of gaining weight is gone forever.

25. When the typhoon comes, people and trees around you are blown away ...

26. You will know how fat you are after saying goodbye for three days.

27. Summer is coming! I want to lose weight, I want to lose weight, and the fruit should not gain weight.

28. If you don't lose weight in April, you will be sad in May. Fat people are born to be funny!

29. I'm just curious about the fat world. I went in for a walk and got lost.

3. The person you like is thinner than you, and the person you hate is thinner than you.

31. I'm standing on your left, but I feel like I'm across the Milky Way.

32. Every major weight loss at a turning point in life has ulterior motives.

33. What's the matter? Do you think you are not fat enough? Why did I order a fried string in the middle of the night?

34. Chinese New Year is terrible! Years ago, he was as light as a swallow, and his posture was vigorous. After years, everyone gained weight.

35. God gave me many opportunities to gain weight, and I took it.

36. My dream at the moment. Is to become a popsicle. Hit those fat people who are worried.

37. In the sinking years, only fat is with you.

38. Since the weather is so cold, can you freeze my mouth, too, so that I won't gain weight if I don't eat?

39. Many people who can't find a partner like to blame others, such as fat strange chefs and ugly strange hairdressers!

4. Recently, everyone said that I have gained weight. One told me to have a snack, and the other made me a snack every day. I found a strange phenomenon. After controlling my weight for a period of time, even if I eat normally, I won't gain weight. I'm stable and good!

42. I'm fleshy, I'm plump, and I gave it to my husband, send warm.

43. Overeating is really a bad habit, and so is not loving sports! ! ! So now I'm getting fat again!

44. In fact, if you like a girl, buy her more things to eat. If you get fat, it's yours

45. I love gluttony before I know it, and then I feel fat after I know it.

46. Every day at