What humorous sentences are there to describe people being handsome?

1. la la la, everyone loves you, birds see birds and stay, which is popular with thousands of girls, stimulates the handsome boy market, saves countless teenagers who have slipped, and hits a begonia with a pear flower ...

2. The most talented and handsome. Yushu is facing the wind. Romantic. Tall and powerful. People say: Landslides fall, water flows backwards, ghosts see sorrow, beauty and wisdom are integrated, heroes and chivalrous incarnate, people love each other, flowers bloom and flowers fall, cars see a flat tire ~

3. The sign of an ugly man is that he is willing to die bravely for his ugliness, and the sign of a handsome man is that he is willing to live humbly for his handsomeness, so I am still living for my handsomeness.

4. Handsome is not only a man's pain, but also a woman's pain ... I am lonely and old all my life ... because ... all MM think they are not good enough for me ... Handsome people never say that they are handsome, so handsome people should take the time to become handsome.

5. Postscript: Ten million years after my death, after the birth of mankind, they restored my bones and buried them in the North Pole. Above my tombstone, there is a cloud floating all year round, which has changed and changed, with only one word: handsome. ...

6. Handsome, people who drive in the street will have traffic accidents and rear-end collisions; Passers-by are dizzy ~ ~

7. Alas ~ I didn't see that when I took out this photo, the sun was hotter, the grass was greener, the flowers were redder, and even the birds were happier ~ ~

8. At school, I was puzzled when the teacher said the meaning of "handsome". At this time, my classmate handed me a mirror and I took a picture. In an instant, I understood.

9. One day, I walked into the street and suddenly a group of people surrounded me. Pointing at me as handsome, I said I was not handsome, so they hit me and called me hypocritical.

10. One day, the fairy said to me, handsome boy, let me marry you.

1 1. One day I yelled at Tianda: I'm not handsome. God listened, and a thunder criticized me. Who told you to lie?

12. I don't know Shen, and it's not surprising that I was killed; If you don't study in Shen, you can't study for a doctorate.

13. People love each other, flowers bloom and flowers fall, and cars have a flat tire. I have been chased, but I have never been surpassed.

14. Sharp front teeth, short legs, handsome head shape, he is the perfect crystallization of beauty and wisdom, handsome and brave peers.

15. If being handsome is a crime, then I have committed a heinous crime; If it is a mistake to be cool, then I have made mistakes again and again; If you are smart, you will be punished. Then I'll be chopped to pieces.

16. Once I walked down the street, a group of beautiful women stopped me and asked me, "Are you handsome?" I said, "I'm not handsome!" The response was five burning finger prints, and then they came up to hit me together, calling me hypocritical while hitting me.

17. CoCo Lee chased me for three blocks. When Nicholas Tse saw me yesterday, he immediately announced that he would quit the show business in September! If nothing else, it is because I am so handsome. ...

18. A man gave me a pair of couplets during the Spring Festival. The first couplet: looking at the back, thousands of troops and horses. Girls turn their heads and jump off buildings with love: Shuai Shuai is handsome!

19. How can I be too handsome to go out? I'm afraid all men and boys will be lovelorn as soon as I go out.

20. I looked in the mirror carefully again, and I was really relieved of my appearance. I really can't find out what's wrong with it.

2 1. The shortest martial arts novel in the world: the master was killed by tofu. I was killed by a woman because I was handsome!