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I will never forget the stupid thing I did. I can't sleep if I think about it. I really want to hit myself.
There is something I want to tell you face to face. However, I dare not. I will never forget it. ...
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry," I kept saying, feeling guilty for what I did! The thing is this: one night, my mother asked me to take out the garbage, and I readily agreed! However, as soon as I got downstairs, I regretted it. The sky covered the moon. It was too dark! So, willy-nilly, I put the garbage in front of Uncle Zhang's house so as to go home quickly. As soon as I got home, my mother asked me, "Where is the garbage?" I lied: "Here we are!" Mom asked with a grain of salt, "Really?" I answered confidently but guiltily, "Really, I didn't lie to you. I really took out the garbage!
The next day, when Uncle Zhang opened the door, he found a garbage bag at the door, which was full of rubbish. He asked his neighbors everywhere and no one admitted it. As soon as school was over, someone said, "Who is it? It's wicked to put garbage bags at someone else's door and let others throw them. " As soon as I heard this, I slipped into the room like a mouse, trying to do something for myself. Suddenly, someone patted me on the shoulder. I was startled and turned around. It's my mother. She said: "If you do something wrong, you must admit it. You can't lie or deceive others. As the saying goes: If you don't know, do it yourself! " Mom's words made me suddenly realize. This makes me more determined to admit my mistake!
I knocked on Uncle Zhang's door, and as soon as he opened it, he greeted me and said, "Yo! Isn't this Zishan? How can you come to your uncle Zhang's house to play? " I was in tears. Unexpectedly, Uncle Zhang loves me so much that I still hurt her! He said, "Stop crying! Tell grandpa Zhang if you are unhappy. " I told this story to grandpa Zhang in detail! He said, "Oh! So you did it. In fact, I already know! That day, you threw garbage at my door, and I secretly saw it in the cat's eye! Grandpa is very pleased that you have the spirit to correct your mistakes. Because, you have grown up! Knowing that you have done something wrong is to have the courage to admit it! " I did something to hurt grandpa Zhang, but grandpa forgave me without holding a grudge. I really should learn from Grandpa Zhang's broad mind and tolerate other people's good qualities.
This is the stupid thing I have done and the thing I regret most. This matter finally came out. I really regret doing that. I really shouldn't! ……
There is a beautiful umbrella in the street.
I don't know when a big umbrella was erected in the street in front of our school. It is used to shelter from the wind and rain. Although it is just an ordinary umbrella, it has another meaning to me. What does it symbolize?
There is an omelet stand under the umbrella. The stall owner is a woman in her forties and fifties. She usually dresses simply and looks ugly. Obviously, the conditions at home are not that good. Speaking of her stall, it is even more commonplace! A small stove and a table are combined into a trolley! Although I pass there on my way to school every day, I never pay attention to it. Sometimes I don't bother to take a look and forget it. Today, however, I have been gazing at it affectionately for a long time.
That scene reappeared-
I woke up in the morning and looked at my watch. Oh, no! Almost overslept! Get up quickly. After a panic, I grabbed my schoolbag and ran out of the house. I hurried all the way, and then went straight to the stall, ready to barely fill my stomach with a cake.
"Aunt, have an egg pancake!"
"oh! Ok! "
I saw her smiling, skillfully beating eggs and enthusiastically asking me if I was cold. Oh! Stir-fry makes my mouth water. It's so pale yellow. Oh, roll another sausage. Tut tut. ...
I can't ask her to hurry up because I'm greedy, huh? ...
Seeing that the pancakes are almost ready, I quickly prepared to pay. I searched almost all my pockets for my coat and trousers, and finally even my schoolbag was empty, but I still couldn't find the money ... what should I do? What are we going to do? I'm in a hurry, and the cold wind is pouring into my cuffs mercilessly, swishing, my whole body is cold and my heart is cold ...
Embarrassed, I just stood under an umbrella and didn't know what to do. She may have seen what I just did and smiled and said to me, "Little girl, this pancake is for you! Come on, eat while it's hot! "
"ah? How can this work? Me, I still can't. "
"What's the matter? Ungrateful? I see you walk by here almost every morning. How can I be an old friend? A pancake! What is this? " She giggled, her eyes were shining with warmth, and she couldn't speak, so she handed me the pancake. I couldn't help being hungry, so I accepted it shyly.
The next day, I came to the school gate panting and ran to the big umbrella with a few dollars in my hand. Seeing that she was very busy, I gently put down my money and a paper crane and left again. ...
The cold wind blows, but my heart is warm. Looking back, the big umbrella in the distance is so eye-catching and particularly beautiful, just like a flower blooming in the street, quietly blooming in the wind. ...
See osmanthus fragrance again
In the golden autumn of October, it never stops raining. Who heard the rain and the wind? I smelled it, and a sweet smell flooded into my heart. Looking around, the swaying trees are dotted with many yellow dots, emitting a refreshing strong smell. A gust of wind blew, and sweet-scented osmanthus fell from the tree, like a golden butterfly and a yellow ribbon, and landed on my feet and shoulders. It's really "flying flowers everywhere"
Osmanthus fragrans has four petals and a dozen flowers on one branch. When the petals touch, they will fall off, just like a fairy. Osmanthus fragrans can be divided into Jingui, Yin Gui, Dangui and Sijigui. It's fun! It's really "osmanthus wet in Jiangyun desert".
Pick up a osmanthus flower and hold it in your hand. Ah! A clear but not rich fragrance came to my mind, hitting my heart like a string, making me linger. That fragrance is as precious and gorgeous as French perfume. It is purer than lotus, more aloof than wintersweet and more gorgeous than peony. Give people a simple feeling, a happy feeling, and let everyone passing by show a bright smile.
Osmanthus fragrans is the emissary of autumn, and it is full of fragrance, telling us that autumn is coming! She is not as proud as a peony rose, only "green leaves and yellow flowers." Yellow spot. She is like a woman who just wants to give and asks for nothing in return. She gave selflessly, leaving it with a strong fragrance to passers-by. The fragrance that people can't absorb is like water, lingering with a strong touch. Give people satisfaction! Don't you need selfless people like osmanthus in society?
Standing in the sea of flowers, looking at the lovely flowers on the osmanthus tree, I want to watch them together under the unified command, bathed in rich fragrance, reminiscent of the Tang Dynasty poet Wang Wei's "people are idle and osmanthus falls, and the spring mountain is quiet at night." I can't help thinking of Xi Murong's A Flowering Tree. I continued to revel in the "Guihai", looking at the small grains of rice on the branches and crowns, listening to the happy laughter of tourists and smelling the intoxicating fragrance. I feel like a tree with a heavy body and smiling at people with charming flowers.
Get on the ferris wheel
This weekend, I went to Jiangnan Moore. After playing, I got the most powerful weapon in the world. ...
Early in the morning, we came to Jiangnan Moore. I took my parents by the hand and couldn't wait to stir up all the entertainment equipment here. We don't know how long we played, but a huge vertical turntable appeared in front of us. My father pointed to this behemoth and said to me, "This is our last stop today-the Ferris wheel. Let's go for a walk and let you experience the feeling of being a trapeze. " When I heard this, I panicked: "You all know that I am afraid of heights, and you brought me to this big guy. I still don't want to go I'll wait for you below. " Encouraged by my parents, I finally walked up.
The Ferris wheel is 40 meters high and equipped with transparent glass cabins, each of which can accommodate 14 tourists. It takes at least 20 minutes to turn around on the Ferris wheel. I have to bite the bullet and suffer. As soon as I got on the cabin, I sat down in the middle of the chair, afraid to speak or move, trembling all over. The Ferris wheel began to turn, and my heart followed, turning tighter and tighter. My legs trembled slightly and my palms sweated, but I still clung to the armrest of the seat. This is, I gradually opened my eyes and saw my little brothers and sisters walking around in the cabin, and some of them were still posting POS for their parents to take pictures. I was the only one sitting quietly in my seat.
My mother looked relaxed and leaned against the bulkhead and said to me, "Look, son, how charming the scenery in the distance is." I looked into the distance, and under the sunshine, the whole city shone like wax: the blocked driveway was like an endless dragon, colorful; Those tall buildings look short, as if they were made of colorful building blocks of different sizes; Between these tall buildings, I have a feeling of Spider-Man. Dad asked me, "Son, which one do you think is our community?" "It seems to be the one on the left, no, it's the one on the right. Which one is it? " Mom smiled: "Come on, son, smile, mom will take a picture of you!" " "At this moment, I found that I had left my seat and stood in the engine room. Dad said, "I knew you could do it!" " "
I left the Ferris wheel with unprecedented excitement, and I am no longer afraid of heights! I got the most powerful weapon in the world-courage! Thank you, dear mom and dad!
I can't sleep at midnight thinking about my fine. Actually, it's nothing.
Some things are inevitable,
Now that it has happened,
Then calm down,
Because sadness is the same.
I can't forget my own embarrassment. It hurts to think about it. What should I do? Think of something happier! Besides, it's over! Want to know what he did! Why is it so painful to remember the past and torture yourself now? People should be happy when they are alive, otherwise they will waste more time!
If you are unhappy! You can watch Happy Camp. Really funny!
You can also watch the TV series ipartment, which is very funny!
Besides, you will harm your health! People should be happy! This will lead to a long life! Will be healthy!
I wish you were happy anyway. If you are happy, your past memories will be forgotten!
Why do you never forget what you want to forget, but remember what you don't want to forget? 1. After being lovelorn, we always ask: 2. "How can I forget him? I really want to forget him, but I just can't forget him. " If you can't forget him, don't forget him. 4. Why is it so painful to forget someone? Time will naturally make you forget him. Now, I ask you not to think about a pink elephant. 6. Excuse me, what do you think? 7. You will immediately think of a huge pink elephant. 8. The harder you try to forget, the less you can forget. 9. It is natural that you still love him and can't forget him. Don't be ashamed. 10. Some people lie to themselves and say: 1 1. "I have forgotten him." 12. However, as long as others mention him, she can't help herself. 13. One day, you will forget him. 14. It takes no effort to really forget. 15. One day, you come out of the bathroom, turn on the record player and listen to your favorite music. It suddenly occurred to you that you once loved someone. Ah, you loved this man. It seems like a long time ago, and you don't feel anything. This is forgetting. 16. One day, someone mentioned so-and-so, and you suddenly remembered that you once loved this person, but now you can't remember it. This is forgetting. 17. If time can't make you forget those people you shouldn't remember, what's the point of our lost years?
Adopt it
When I go to work, I feel sleepy and really don't want to get up in the morning; Once on holiday, I woke up on time and couldn't sleep. I really can't figure out that this is caused by human biological clock. I go to work regularly, and my body is still used to waking up in the past when I have a holiday. However, this is not a bad thing. Once a person's biological clock is disturbed, there will be all kinds of small problems in the body. If you sleep for a long time, you will feel tired and a series of uncomfortable symptoms. I am in the same situation as you. It is normal.
Some people and things can't be forgotten, and every time I think about them, I feel sad. What should I do? Poor landlord, I feel the same way. I just want to say here that time is the best painkiller. Nothing can make us forget, whether we want to forget it or not, we can forget it, which is inevitable. Similarly, the pain before forgetting is inevitable, so think of some ways to divert your attention! Think that you still have many friends. Life goes on anyway. The landlord wishes you happiness.
What words can make my girlfriend forget me? Nothing can make your girlfriend never forget you. What makes a woman really forget you is not words, but your love for her. You are sincere to her, and the power of words is sometimes powerful, but in fact it is not so strong that a woman will never forget you. You want your girlfriend to love you more, don't rely too much on words, express her love with your actions and thoughtfulness, and she will always remember your kindness.
What words can make my girlfriend forget me?
Hello,
Nothing can make others forget you. Only by letting them touch a person will she never forget you. It is most appropriate to take practical action. Hope to adopt
I always think of her. I can't forget the time. I can forget everything, take my time and find something interesting to do, so I won't think so.
Reminds me that he was the first boy to send me an apple, and I will never forget how to translate it. Reminds me that he was the first boy to send me an apple, and I can never get rid of it.
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