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It is not good to hint at mother-in-law with words

1, I will still wait, but I have no original enthusiasm. 2. I thought you would like me, but you just like me and you. I like what you like, but I can't stand the woman you like. 4.80% mother-in-law does not regard daughter-in-law as a daughter, and 80% mother-in-law regards son-in-law as a son. Sometimes silence is a kind of resistance. Be yourself and speak with strength. 6. Sure enough, the mother-in-law is not a mother, and no matter how much she pays, she can't get anything. 7. Try your best, hope for the best and prepare for the worst. 8. I am just a humble clown. I'll do some somersaults and wait for you to clap your hands. 9. Mother-in-law is afraid that you won't eat what she suffered, and you will enjoy what she didn't enjoy. 10, sometimes I do everything for one person, but I can't compare with others doing nothing. 1 1, slowly beginning to understand that my mother-in-law is not a mother and can't treat me as a prostitute. 12, if a person wants to learn skating, then he must be prepared to wrestle on the ice. 13, getting off the wrong platform, hating you, has become a landscape. I let you go and I let myself go. 14, dividing surprises and creating dramatic effects, often many contradictions are wiped out in jokes. 15, even a mother-in-law is a mother-in-law no matter how good she is, with emphasis on her son and grandson. The words imply that the mother-in-law is not good. What the world hates so far is not the so-called person's character, but his attitude, which makes people unhappy. Attitude is everything. That's it. 2. Don't play a life that you are not good at for an audience that doesn't belong to you, don't flatter yourself to impress others, and don't hate a city for one person. There is no one in the world who can't lie, including yourself who once thought a person's name would make people throb, but now you only hate it. 4. It's as tragic as falling in love with someone you hate. It turns out that if you hate someone, you will hate them from the deepest part of your heart. Even if there is nothing wrong with him, his words and deeds will make you extremely disgusted. 6. liking is a beautiful thing. You can have a good impression on a person in a second, or you can hate a person in an instant. 7, hate a person, even if you hear and see his name, you will have a sense of disgust. 8. Hating a person also requires qualifications. If you hate him for what you have done, you might as well hate yourself and save yourself from self-deception, which is ridiculous and generous. 9. That's a good voice to sing rock, but if you hate this person, it's a brotherhood of the Wolf. 10, all the wicked people in the world have been hurt. Sometimes the way a woman loves someone is extremely disgusting. 1 1. No matter who you meet, sometimes you really like someone, and sometimes you hate it at first sight. 12, like a person, no matter how he is, but hate a person, no matter a small move, I feel unsatisfactory. 13, people hate something and push it aside. But what if a person hates someone who loves himself? 14, the complexity of people's hearts, there is no reason to dislike someone, and you can love someone at a glance. 15, it takes only a moment to have a good impression on a person, and only one sentence to hate a person. Using words to imply that mother-in-law is not good, so shameless and heartless, it should be very insignificant, right? Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances. Who has been taking care of you for so many years? I admire his courage. 4. Have you been thrown three times at birth and only been caught twice? I really want to put my size 37 shoes on your size 42 face at once. 6. You are a lovely, charming, hardworking, white and small new hybrid fish, and you will always serve the people. 7. It looks very sci-fi and abstract! 8. Brother, can you lower the resolution on your face a little? 9. Your appearance has broken through human imagination. 10, did your mother throw someone away when she gave birth to your placenta? 1 1, don't talk to me, I'm a neat freak. 12, I can't stand you even if I endure shit and urine. 13, you can't even buckle it when you are fanned against the wall.