QQ space is funny. Tell me about it.

With the rapid development of social networks and information technology, more and more people like to post in the circle of friends to share their happiness and vent their sadness. What kind of talk is popular in friends circle? Let's talk about the interesting things I have carefully arranged in QQ space. Welcome to learn from it, I hope it will help you.

1. I ate an orange with a scar with my father today. Very sweet. I asked my father, "Why do the uglier oranges taste better?" Dad said solemnly, "He knows he is ugly, so he will be serious when he grows up, otherwise he will be looked down upon by other oranges!" " "It suddenly occurred to me that ugly people should read more books.

My wife works in the customer complaint department of a department store. One day, after her quarrel with her husband, she was also complaining from customers in order to make up with her husband. When it was his turn, he whispered in his wife's ear, I have the right to apologize for inviting you out for dinner tonight. When his wife heard this, she immediately smiled and kissed him. After the husband left, the man behind came forward and said, "My complaint is the same as his."

Everyone who says "good night" to go to bed often shows off in an ostentatious manner after half an hour.

Money is not a problem, but I have no money.

There is no Xiaoming in the high school textbook, so I know that fool can't pass the exam.

6. Last night, my wife was watching a TV series. 10: 30, I let her sleep. She reluctantly turned off the TV ... and then we quarreled. Finally, we found out that the reason was that she turned off the TV, and I didn't praise her for being so obedient. ......

7. I suddenly found something. Wu Zetian proved that success has nothing to do with gender, Jiang Ziya proved that success has nothing to do with age, Zhu Yuanzhang proved that success has nothing to do with birth, Ma Yun proved that success has nothing to do with looks, Bill Gates proved that success has nothing to do with education, and I am even better. I proved that success has nothing to do with me!

8. The girl made coke chicken wings for the boy. The boy took a bite and said, "It's delicious." The girl looked at the boy and took a bite. She said sadly, "You lied to me, but it's still alive." The boy touched the girl's head and said, "I like everything you do, little fool." The girl snuggled up in the boy's arms and showed a sweet smile. A few days later, they died of bird flu.

I went to apply for a job today. When I got to the manager, the manager read my information for a long time. Faint said: "I know your father!" " "I'm so happy, this is very important! Then he said, "The one who used to beat me every day at school." My heart thumped and I wanted to turn around and leave. Then he sighed and said, "Come to work tomorrow! "What do you think I should go or not?

10, "Are you from the countryside?" "Yes" "Have you spared the pig?" "no" "ah! You are so abnormal, even the pigs are not spared. "

1 1, don't let life exhaust your patience and yearning. You also have poems and distant places, sparerib soup, barbecue and nang, shrimp and crab, hot pot and hot sauce, roast duck and fat sheep, coffee and caramel, biscuits and milk sticks, fried chicken and miso soup, durian crisp and shrimp dumplings, almond tofu and lollipop, pepper chicken and spicy duck sausage.

12. Today, my mother and I went shopping to buy food. At this time, a friend of my mother came to a supermarket. You said friends should say hello when they meet. That friend came over and touched my little face and said to my mother, big sister, look at your daughter. It's changing so fast! I'm still glad to hear that. Who knows, he added: I was beautiful when I was a child. ......

13, I went shopping with my husband today and saw a beautiful necklace! Just coquetry with my husband. Husband: "Then let's go and have a look." Continue to coquetry: "But the Lun family wants to see it every day!" The husband's face lit up: "I really can't help you!" " Looking at the envious eyes of the shop assistants, I was complacent. Husband picked up the phone, Kaka Kaka three continuous shooting! "all right! Let's go! Go home and make you a mobile phone desktop!